United States District Judge James Robertson tossed a suit by Dr. Arthur Hoyte again Kentucky Fried Chicken, according to CNN.  Dr. Hoyte complained that KFC concealed from its customers that it's chicken was fried in trans fat.  Apparently, in the world of fat, this is a particularly bad fat (suggesting that we should only associate with good fats). 

Can you imagine the pride on his mother's face?  She thought all those years of med school were wasted.  Thankfully, we have Dr. Hoyte to protect us from the evils of fried chicken.

               
               Think Chicken!

Demonstrating the even federal judges are capable of transitory levity, Judge Robertson wrote:

"If consumers are increasingly aware of trans fat, where do they expect to find it if not in fast food restaurants?"

The logic is inescapable.  And it tastes good too!