Rudy Crushed, Vows Indictment

Sources deep within the Giuliani camp have disclosed that Rudy isn't taking his crushing defeat at the hands of Florida Republicans lying down.

According to my source, Rudy knows that this is vast libertarian conspiracy by Ron Paul supporters to undermine his candidacy.

"It's one thing if he was beat legit, but he can smell a conspiracy a mile away," the source said.  The plan of action is to spread misinformation to the media today to through the perps off the trail and lull them into a false sense of security.  While claiming to concede his loss and drop out of the race, Rudy's people will be digitally scanning the face of every person present under the theory that the criminals always return to the scene of the crime.

"He knows how these people think, and there's no way that Rudy is going down without bringing Ron Paul cartel with him."

My source also informs me that during the hiatus between today's press conference and Giuliani's announcement of the indictment, he plans to seek a high level position with the Hair Club for Men.

In other news, Rudy Giuliani has admitted his decade long affair with Bernie Kerik, but proclaimed, "It's over. Move on"

 
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  • 2/5/2008 9:51 AM Simple Justice wrote:
    If it wasn't for the telephone call I received yesterday from Hillary Clinton, I might have missed it altogether.
  • 2/5/2008 9:52 AM Simple Justice wrote:
    If it wasn't for the telephone call I received yesterday from Hillary Clinton, I might have missed it altogether.
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