Real Life Telephone Call

Ring. . . ring . . . ring.

SHG:  Hello.

Caller:  Car service?

SHG: You have the wrong number.

Caller:  What number is this?

SHG:  It doesn't matter.  It's the wrong number.

Caller: Listen, I need a car now, it's really important. (epithets omitted)

SHG:  That may be, but it's not a car service.

Caller:  I'm not screwing with you.  I need a car now. (epithets omitted again)

SHG: Oh, you want car service?

Caller:  Yeah.

SHG:  Okay, where you at?

Caller:  168 and St. Nick.

SHG:  Ten minutes.

Caller:  Cool . . . (click)

I don't know what comes over me.

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