A TSA worker in Miami was arrested when he “lost his mind” and attacked a colleague who repeatedly made fun of his small penis after the security screener walked through a high-tech scanner that showed his genitalia, according to Miami-Dade police.
Rolando Negrin, 44, was arrested at Miami International Airport Wednesday morning following an altercation with a fellow screener, Hugh Osorno, Tuesday evening. Negrin is facing assault charges for allegedly beating Osorno with a baton in the airport’s parking lot.
A man can only take so much, you know. It’s bad enough he has to carry a baton, and may explain his inclination to use it. Do not push Rolando.
It appears that the full body scanners work pretty well, but they aren’t recommended for a first date. Either way. Braggadocio is no more attractive than inadequacy. Well, maybe a little.
I’m sorry. I should have left this one alone.