Harvard, Plan B

There's something about a Wheeler and dealer who outsmarted Harvard.  Adam Wheeler, that is.  From the Boston Globe:
After two years of blending into campus life and racking up academic prizes and tens of thousands of dollars in grants and scholarships, Wheeler allegedly upped the ante: The 23-year-old senior applied for the prestigious Rhodes and Fulbright scholarships last fall using falsified credentials, including a fake transcript and work he plagiarized from a Harvard professor, said investigators.

He was wrong.  Very, very wrong.  But still, he almost pulled it off.  And he managed to make it to his senior year at Harvard without anybody saying, "hey you dolt, you don't belong here."  Come on, that's got to be worth something.

No, I'm not promoting the idea that being a con man, a liar, a cheat is a good way to live.  But pulling this off is, well, impressive.  I mean, it seems like he's got to have something on the ball, not to mention brass ones, to do what he's done.

The Suffolk County district attorney will have a field day with this prosecution.

Wheeler was indicted yesterday on charges of larceny and identity fraud, among other charges. If proven, the charges — he is also accused of falsely claiming to have attended MIT and Phillips Academy and coauthored several books — suggest a student on a fraudulent quest for advancement at all costs, and raise questions about how he nearly got away with it.

“This defendant seriously undermined the integrity of the competitive admissions process, compromised the reputation of some of the finest educators and educational institutions in the country, and cheated those who competed honestly for what he fraudulently received,’’ Middlesex District Attorney Gerard T. Leone Jr. said in a statement.

What he's seriously undermined is the belief that this can't be done, that some kid who got tossed from Bowdoin College beat Harvard at its own game.  Absolutely wrong.  But some feat.  If he gets time, anybody want to bet he won't find a way to become the warden before he's done?

Sorry for this post, but in an internet with more marketing scammers than anything else, this kid stands out.  I'm so ashamed of myself.

 
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