Chaste and Chasten
This would be a schadenfreude opportunity, but for the fact that to indulge in such nasty business is to demean ourselves.
From the New Orleans Times-Picayune comes the story of assistant city attorney Jason Cantrell,
Jason Cantrell, an assistant city attorney, was issued a summons under a city policy for low-level marijuana cases after a joint fell out of his pocket in magistrate court in front of NOPD officers. Cantrell resigned his city post late Monday, according to his wife's statement.
To add insult to injury, his wife, LaToya, is running for city counsel.
"I absolutely do not condone his actions," wrote LaToya Cantrell, who is a well-known civic activist in Broadmoor making her first run for public office.
"I love my husband unconditionally and am very concerned for his health and well-being, and for that of our family," Cantrell said. "I hope that this incident will encourage Jason to seek the professional help he needs and ask that the public respect our privacy in this very personal family matter."
She's shocked, SHOCKED! Because what are the chances these ambitious public-spirited individuals smoked an occasional joint together after a hard day of serving the public?
Meanwhile, in LaFollette, Tennessee, via WATE.com:
A LaFollette traffic court judge was arrested last week after officers found him driving on a suspended license.
Wes Hatmaker, of Knoxville, was pulled over on Sept. 26 after a Jacksboro police officer saw him cross the center line on Main Street.
Hatmaker, a well-known Jacksboro attorney and LaFollette city traffic offense judge, told the officer he did not have his license because it was in his other wallet.
After running Hatmaker through a license database, the officer found Hatmaker's license had been suspended more than 15 years prior, in May 1998.
Perhaps he was too busy handing out fines and minor jail sentences to have time to notice that he hadn't received a license renewal since the late 90s?
It's easy to enjoy and appreciate the unavoidable irony that goes along with people who take upon themselves the authority to judge others. It's even sweeter when that irony strikes at the heart of what they do, revealing them as utter and inexcusable hypocrites. So now that we've basked in the weakness of schadenfreude, let's step away from the pleasure and consider its larger lesson.
Both Hatmaker and Cantrell are human beings, flawed and, whether they want to admit it about themselves or not, victims of their own hubris. Perhaps both performed their official functions well, and both would be best characterized as the sort of prosecutor and judge we would hope to hold their positions. Maybe these were both good guys. Let's assume they were.
By separating what they did wrong from what they did professionally, we can accept that they made foolish mistakes, perhaps got themselves caught in fairly ordinary jams which could easily be shrugged off. But their positions can't be ignored.
I've known some former prosecutors who smoked dope. They did so before they put on suits, and they continued to do so afterward. And they drank. Heavily. Then drove. And I've known some judges who drive fast. Some very fast. And crazy. It's not that they're bad prosecutors or judges, but are they pure? Not quite. Or more precisely, not even close. And they drank too. Heavily, etc.
In fact, one would be very hard pressed to find anyone who came of age during the 1960s or 70s who didn't smoke marijuana. The president did. Taking it a step farther, anyone who didn't might well be considered rather peculiar, given the times.
What makes these stories significant is that the people who assume the mantle of judgment over others, whether by indictment or imposition of sanction, have managed to forget their own humanity and the humanity of their dear friends and loved ones. There is no one so pure and chaste in any courtroom, from federal to justice court, who hasn't done something for which they could have ended up in the defendant's chair. No one.
That doesn't mean that anyone has committed any particularly heinous crime. We don't murder people. We don't rape. We don't molest children. But we also haven't been paragons of virtue in every aspect of our lives. We do wrong, and breath a sigh of relief that no one found out.
We go on to be lawyers, prosecutors, judges, even presidents, while some other poor schmuck ends up being sentenced for exactly the same conduct. There, but for the grace of God...
And as we exercise the discretion of our positions and decide whether to indict and punish others, we imagine ourselves to be above their conduct, better than others. We wrap ourselves in a fantasy of righteousness so we can lecture and condemn the very conduct we got away with.
Regardless of your feelings about religion, Micah 6.8 is worth remembering.
Do Justice, Love Mercy, Walk Humbly with God.
Cantrell and Hatmaker fell from grace. They once pretended they were chaste, and because of that are now chastened. Are you, judge, really any better? Are you, prosecutor, so pure? What will you ask of us should you fall from grace one day. It can happen. If your day comes, will you pray that we are more understanding than you ever were?