Is this what we’ve wrought?
What!?! Outrageous! Mean! Death to curmudgeons!!!
Before anyone else gets there, the top ten slackoisie responses to this video:
- 10. That’s not me; it’s wrong to stereotype and you hurt my feelings.
- 9. Boomers had it easy, people threw jobs and money at you; you would never make it now.
- 8. You ruined the planet, overspent our inheritance and left us the bill.
- 7. You fired my dad after 30 years, so I hate you and don’t need you.
- 6. We care about more important things than work, like family and friends.
- 5. You can’t even turn on your computer without us, you Luddite fool.
- 4. We must follow our passion, and won’t be slaves to your rules that make us sad.
- 3. Did you seriously think I would waste my brilliance, beauty and youth on a douchewad like you?
- 2. I got Cheetos. I don’t need you. My parents still love me.
- 1. You won’t live forever. Then it’s all mine!!!
My reaction: It’s satire. Get over it. Learn to laugh at yourself and you’ll live longer. Feel free to explain how mean I am in the comments.
But just to show you what a swell guy I am, here’s your tummy rub, kids.
Don’t forget to be thankful.
H/T Pat Roden