What Does The Cop Say

There may be bits of this with which some may take issue, but this is the advice and perspective of a police officer (no, I can’t prove he’s really a cop, but from its content, I’m prepared to go out on a limb) and it’s not only pretty damn good, but quite helpful to see the world through his eyes.

A small taste:

I’ve been seeing a handful of “Know your rights” style infographics pop up lately.

As a cop, I actually like seeing them, because people are woefully uninformed in general. Sure, an informed public can make my job a little harder, but honestly, I would rather see a well educated public these days. That is why I’ve decided to make a post from an officer’s point of view on how to make an interaction with the police a little more pleasant. Hopefully most of you won’t need this, but it couldn’t hurt to know.

Go read the rest. He could use the hits, it’s interesting, funny and worth your time.

And if you’re wondering about the title of this post, well…

That’s right. I get around.

7 comments on “What Does The Cop Say

  1. william doriss

    We take it, that’s you in the cameo? CVC = cute, very cute. As for the cop-posting, i dunno! Next time, I wanna see Bill “The Brat” Bratton in the cameo. Ha.

    1. SHG Post author

      Not the slightest clue what you’re trying to say. Witty irreverence can be interesting. Nutty is just, well, nutty. If there is a point to be made, please try harder to make it comprehensible to someone who doesn’t wear a tin foil hat. Thank you.

  2. John Barleycorn

    The embedded video is the only “proof” needed.

    I am not sure if I am more disturbed by pondering our esteemed hosts sub redit browsing habits or wondering why I have never considered the possibilities of live trolling cops for a free lunch?

      1. John Barleycorn

        It’s never too late this is the intertubes:

        “If you have something you would like to ask me, go for it and I will give you the best answer I can. Be aware, however, that you may not like what I have to say.”

        Such a wasted opportunity not to insert an embedded link of Zappa’s 50/50 in the last sentence there in your self intro.

        And then there was this golden nugget from you:

        “Why would I not still love cupcakes?”

        And here all along I thought you were as Muffin Man…

        I should have taken it upon myself to personally start a TIL sub redit thread regarding that.

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