And they’re”insightful!” And “dynamic!” And “outspoken!”
Are you a member of the media? Do you care about Justin Bieber? Of course you do. Silly question.
That’s where I, Miami Beach Commissioner Michael Grieco, come in. Not only am I a former state prosecutor and defense attorney — but I’m also available for comment. Right now. Call me. I know I told you last time that I’d only ask once. I was wrong. Whatevs. But, really, last time I’m asking: Let’s talk Bieber. (Please.)
–XOXO Michael Grieco
It appears that Grieco thought he had nailed the Justin Beiber defense, and his first reaction was to
protect his client let the media know he was available for interviews!!! When Roy Black was retained, Grieco looked kinda silly. Well, more than kinda, actually.
When the realization he wasn’t representing Bieber dawned on him, Team Grieco dispatched one more note.
Writes Flack Grieco’s flack:
I recently sent you email about celebrity criminal defense attorney Michael Grieco who is in Miami Beach and available for legal commentary. While following the breaking news information, we mistakenly noted that Mr. Grieco was working with Justin Bieber’s attorney Roy Black. We want to make it clear that Mr. Grieco is not working with Mr. Black on the case. Please excuse our error.
To prove he means business Griecs sent over the his press kit to convey the full breadth of his experience, charisma, and ability to look good while unfurling platitudes on camera. For today’s chuckle, click here.
Does your press kit include a video of a day in your life?
Oddly, some of you have such a video, just in case you too have a Grieco opportunity. After all, you wouldn’t want to miss the chance to become a star, even if you aren’t a Celebrity Criminal Defense Lawyer like Mike Grieco. At least not yet.