It can be soooo annoying when kids throw a loud party. So call the Tuscaloosa cops to tell those darn University of Alabama kids to keep it down. Or else.
And if the tasing isn’t enough to teach a student a good lesson, there’s always beating him with a billy club too. High tech gadgets just don’t provide the same level of law enforcement satisfaction as a good hands-on beating.
“High tech gadgets…satisfaction…hands on beating”
This video is anything but funny, yet, Im howling. Why? Because you are one funny little bajo y gordo.
Bajo y gordo? I’m taller than Tannebaum and, thus far on my diet, I’ve lost 26 lbs. I’m fairly average height and looking rather svelte these days.
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Same thing goes for the doorbell.
BTW, if any of you underemployed lawyers need some work I have been looking for someone to put together a compilation of cops knocking on doors with their billy clubs for my new fick, The Nightstick Knockers the complete historical caliadascope.
Wait, is this a contempt of cop video or a collegiate teacup(s) meet cold, hard, (electrified) reality video? I’m all mixed up.
Sigh.
I had to turn it off. Not because the vid was getting to me; rather it was that high pitched squeaky voice that was like scratching nails on a blackboard. Were you trying to give me a hearing exam?
Billy club? Nightstick?
What I hear from the MSM is that our peace officers carry “batons.” You know, just like drum majorettes or orchestra conductors. Foreign police sometimes use “truncheons.” No one in uniform would use a mere “club.”
Batons are for twirling. Clubs are for beating. I saw no twirling being done in there.
They got a name for the winners in the world…