10. Because CharonQC twits with a British accent, while Geeklawyer slurs his twits.
9. Because the constant chirping noise from Brian Tannebaum’s twits is calming, soothing, rythmic
8. Because you want to be a voyeur, but aren’t yet ready for nudity.
7. Because you’ve never had an idea that required more than 140 characters anyway.
6. Because it’s cool to be followed by 138 people you don’t know, some skimpily clad.
5. Because you’ve always wanted to know the best wines under $7 a bottle.
4. Because there aren’t enough opportunities in the day to learn about all the things people want to sell you.
3. Because you now understand why Kevin O’Keefe lives in Seattle, where caffeinated coffee is an art form.
2. Because it seems like you have people paying close attention to your every twit, even though no one is there.
And the best reason to twit…
Because there is no better way to while away the hours, and hours, and hours…
It does seems frivolous. Even for me. Sorry, TT.
I was thinking of having my dog Tucker go on Twitter. He seems to have free time while I am at work.
I Twit because I have become an existentialist after drinking wine costing only $2 a bottle.
I notice the writing limit on this comments section is 3000 characters… I just don’t know how now….
… because it’s in-depth news for people with very short attention spans.
… all the famous accuracy of the Internet, plus hashtags!
… becuz it teaches u to express self elegantly in > 140 chars, ike ths.
A list of mere lies, especially that there is any decent wine under $7.
Hey, if you don’t like Two Buck Chuck, just leaves more for me.
Don’t pay any attention to him. He’s the king of the screw-off tops, and he’s just pretending to be a connosewer.
If you’re that hot on 2 buck chuck and willing to pay 33% more, try Wal-Mart’s Oak Leaf. Here’s some reviews – http://www.cellartracker.com/list.asp?Table=Notes&szSearch=oak+leaf
And here we are, a working knowledge of the Wal-Mart wine inventory. Your true colors shine through.
C’mon now Kathleen. Join in the fun; beat up on @MiamiCrimLaw.
Gosh, Scott, Turk and KC: Does this mean you’re not going to participate in the My Shingle “Twitter All Day Contest”?
At $3 per bottle, it’s 50% more, not 33% more. Lawyer: The highest-paid job you can get without math skills.
Hey, I want to be in the contest that wins the cool computer.
And don’t even ask about his law skills.
This once. Only because you suggested it!
Yes.