But For Video: Police Math Edition

There are five cops. There are two perps. One is white. One is black. Do the math.

But the lingering questions remain, how far does the white guy get with his hands cuffed behind his back? How does he get the cuffs off?  And what was the cop who watched the white guy run off thinking about?  Donuts?

10 thoughts on “But For Video: Police Math Edition

  1. John Barleycorn

    Donuts? No way he was definitely just perplexed as to why the sergeant hadn’t arrive yet to orchestrate their acapella rendition of This Little Piggy.

    P.S. Did you notice the name of the bar? I am also counting three perps. But I didn’t go to law school so the escapee might not count.

    1. SHG Post author

      You’re right, there’s a third perp there. This is why I could never be a cop, despite my love of donuts.

    1. Eddie

      Yeah, that white privilege really saved me from getting my ass kicked by two of Albany’s not so finest and being charged with multiple felonies back in college. Oh wait………..

  2. Quinn Martindale

    According to Austin media reports, the handcuffed guy was arrested.

    “Police said the man who ran was taken into custody and charged with evading, the other man who was fighting was charged with disorderly conduct and the third suspect was arrested for interfering with police duties and resisting arrest.”

      1. Wrongway

        Can’t resist.. (now that you know my REAL name..)

        You Sir! You Are “N O F U N !!”

        You’re the pot calling the kettle black in the proverbial McD’s Playroom!!

        The Video says do the MATH!!.. & then I have to do MATH!! to complain about the MATH!!

        damn you georgia public school system.. you scarred me for life……

        and still I’m tormented…

        (can I post a link to my book??)

  3. Dave

    This is a clear failure of training. Clearly the police ought to have called in five additional officers for backup. That black suspect made a furtive movement.

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