Few people who stumble on a blawg realize there’s history. For those of us who have been doing this awhile, there can be quite a bit of history, enough that we don’t quite remember all we’ve written. Every once in a while, someone will find an old post and feel compelled to put in their 2¢, and we are reminded of words that disappeared from the front page years ago.
In the intervening years, new things come up and old things are sometimes revisited. More often than not, the subjects of posts from back then remain issues, and ought to be evergreen. Unfortunately, that’s not the nature of blawgs, and people who need to read old posts never do, and people who write blawgs don’t repeat themselves for the benefit of newcomers.
This was all brought to mind when a young lawyer left a comment at a post by Houston criminal defense lawyer Mark Bennett at Defending People from December 1, 2007, nearly six years ago. The post was entitled How to become a federal criminal defense lawyer.
Six years is forever on the interwebz, long before Joseph Rakofsky was retained to represent Dontrell Deaner. He was still a student at Touro Law School at the time. Had he read this post, perhaps he wouldn’t have taken on the case and set in motion the course of events that destroyed his career. Perhaps not.
The post offers some truisms about the practice of law.
So the first and most important thing for the aspiring federal criminal lawyer to know is this: you don’t know squat. Accept that with calm humility and good cheer. You may have edited the law review … and captained the mock trial team … at Yale. You are not prepared in the slightest to defend people accused of crimes anywhere, let alone federal court. Even if you spent years as a state prosecutor, even if you spent years as a defense lawyer in state court, even if you served as a federal prosecutor, you are now officially a federal criminal defense newbie, and a newbie you will remain until you have tried several federal criminal cases to juries as a defense lawyer. Pleading people guilty does not count. Only after you’ve tried some cases as defense counsel in federal court will you know squat.
Strong words. They weren’t quite as controversial to the new lawyer then as they are today, as the dearth of jobs for new lawyers hadn’t yet sunk in, but still they were harsh to their ears. Bright and shiny faces, ready to take the world by storm, being told they knew squat.
The lawyer who stumbled upon this post the other day, now years later and in the age when many new lawyers hang up their own shingles because they have no other choice, took this old post of Bennett’s and overlaid today’s sensibilities.
As a young attorney, with life experience, your commentary is some what offensive. According to your expert figures, nearly 80 percent of cases settle. In that regard, we as lawyers, minimize exposure, taking into account the facts of the case. It does not take years of experience to size up a case. With regard to defending a criminal client. I submit that a young hungry attorney, that excelled in mock trials, is absolutely ready to try a case. In fact, given the facts of your article, much more so than you were in your first bank robbery case.
I am a humble lawyer and know that there is more to learn each and every day I practice. I watch and listen to seasoned attorneys and hope that I will be able to speak as eloquently as them and grasp the law as they do. However, if you prepare as a young lawyer, you can make up for lack of experience. [Broken into two paragraphs for readability.]
This self-proclaimed humble young lawyer, “that excelled in mock trials,” contends that he’s more than ready to do whatever he decides he’s ready to do. “It does not take years of experience to size up a case.” He can, he says, make up for his lack of experience by preparing.
Perhaps he believes that experienced lawyers don’t prepare, plus have experience? Perhaps this is just the rationalization of a child with nothing remotely resembling thought. That song, I believe I can fly, plays in my head. Believe all you want, but don’t jump off the roof. You cant fly.
Worse than the self-serving delusion of inherent competence, however, was his schooling Bennett:
And at the end of the day, when you pull back the curtain on criminal law, the fact is the great wizard of oz is just a man. You are not as important as you might think and you yourself should be more humble and willing to be a mentor from a place of humility rather than arrogance.
Forget the irony of the padawan telling the master how to teach, and note instead the irony of this young lawyer’s chastising Bennett for his lack of humility. Teach me as I demand to be taught, the grasshopper admonishes, as if he does a favor by allowing the mentor to bask in his youthful importance.
Bennett, a patient fellow, responds that in a decade or two, the young lawyer will read his words and recognize their foolishness. I was not so kind. I am not as patient as Bennett. But the young lawyer was compelled to finish his lesson:
This whole take your medicine and leave the practicing of law to seasoned lawyer is somewhat amusing. I have the same three letters after my name as you. I fully understand my place as far as being somewhat new to the profession, but believe in teaching and mentoring from a place of encouragement and empowerment, not from a place of fear and doubt.
If I was humble, I would not respond to the seasoned defense attorney, telling me that he does not want to hold my hand, as I try and forge ahead just as he did years ago? I can say that I am humble and willing to learn, just smart enough to know that In years to come I will teach from a different place than your article suggests. That in and of itself would be considered by some to be wisdom. [Again broken into two paragraphs for readability.]
So this is the new notion of wisdom? At least this young lawyer’s foolishness brought this old post of Bennett’s back onto the radar, and for that his comment was worthwhile.
Maybe it’s time to recycle things written in the past that remain as appropriate today as they were when first posted. It’s a shame that good advice is lost to time on the interwebz. Clearly, the need for it remains as much today as it did then. Maybe moreso.
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Sounds like the padawan wants a serving of Praise Sandwiches but thinks the master was dishing out cold shoulder.
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Greenfield, are you saying this green bean of a lawyer picked up a six-year-old blawg post scent and put in his 2¢?? That makes no sense since everyone knows that a penny today is never worth as much a cent years ago, after adjusting for inflation and all. He really needed to add at least a peso to the discussion to be credible in any way, shape, or form. Consider this a message sent with a rancid cense . . .
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The praise sandwich is the only thing some young lawyers will eat.
I remember when I was still young enough to know everything. Good times.
Don’t worry, he will eventually pay the price one way or another.
Me too. It was sweet before I got old and stupid.
“I fully understand my place as far as being somewhat new to the profession, but believe in teaching and mentoring from a place of encouragement and empowerment, not from a place of fear and doubt.”
That was my favorite part of the comment.
He wants people to tell him what he wants to hear, to make him feel good about himself. To build his self esteem. To rub his belly.
A mentor’s job isn’t to say “No you shouldn’t, and if you do it will get you in trouble”, a mentor’s job is to say “You can do ANYTHING if you just put your mind to it! 🙂 🙂 “
I will quote Ken from Popehat:
“If you want the law to be an instrument of self-actualization, start a blog. Law practice — the profession of providing services to clients who need you — is not your personal voyage of self-discovery and empowerment. If you practice as a lawyer, you owe it to your clients only to do the things you are competent to do. Embarking on the defense of a man accused of murder as your first trial is a moral and ethical outrage. Regrettably, the profession is barraged with eager voices telling us that attracting clients with puffery and keywords and Twitter accounts is the way to build a practice. Nobody’s reminding us that you have an obligation to know what you’re doing before you accept the client. Somebody should.”
I remember when I first read Ken’s words. They hurt my feelings. Now you’ve hurt my feelings again by repeating those words here. You are a cruel bully.
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Greenmeany, I’m on to you now . . . You use this blawg as nothing more than a bully pulpit . . . You, you bully . . . See, you’re making me stutter, you’re so mean, if you know what I mean . . .
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Sigh.
If only law schools would require a course in philosophy, we wouldn’t have to explain the theory of epistemic humility. Then again, Socrates was a geezer.