Q: How is it possible he ended up dead with a severed spine?
Cop 1: I dunno.
Cop 2: Beats me.
Cop 3: I never touched the guy.
Cop 4: He looked fine to me.
Cop 5: How should I know?
Cop 6: Why do you always think I did something?
Cop 7: I dunno either.
Cop 8: Me neither.
Cop 9: I was doing something else.
Cop 10: There was nothing.
Q: So you’re telling me his spine just severed itself?
Cop 11: That can happen, you know.
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You forgot to include the comment of the police union rep that those who criticize the police are un-American pinko hippie degenerates.
12. If he would have just complied with the police orders
13. He exhibited at least 3 of the Invisible Signs (SJ link so hopefully it’s ok)[Ed. Note: Sigh.]
14. He was tried to destroy _________ with his back.
15. Wife told me dinner’s served at 6:00 and I better not be late.
16. He had an asthma attack and passed out from lack of oxygen causing him to fall forward to the floor breaking his neck when he hit. Or something like that.
Now Bill’s were satirical, humorous yet biting. Yours was just bad. Study up, as this will be on the test.
Mine wasn’t meant to be funny. He was asking for an inhaler while being loaded into the back of the truck.
Your only hope of saving face was a failed attempt at humor. I gave you the opportunity. You squandered it.
Meh. I do that sometimes. Life goes on.
At least you take it in stride.
The list going to 11 is not lost on this reader.
Ha, delete the last. I finally followed the link in #11. Subtly clever in any case.
Imagine a boot, stamping on a human neck.
Family… “We’re going to show you what family is all about! We’re gonna show you who is the BOSS of you! We’re going to sue you!”
Cops… “Yawn.”
FVF = Funny, very funny! Sorry, I had to laugh.
Well put,… less is more?!?
The answer is simple: he had a “furtive movement seizure” … Those singly are so dangerous as to justify deadly force, just think of what it would do to his own back. It explains why it happened when police didn’t see him. After all, if they had, they would have had to shoot him for all those “furtive movements”.
Cop 17: “It was like that when I got here. ”
http://youtu.be/8P5Z8DGoSWQ
“Who’s on First?” this ain’t.
That’s needlessly harsh, even though I do bare more than a passing resemblance to Lou Costello.
Apologies. I intended to suggest that when Abbott and Costello had conversations of such a nature about baseball, it is funny; when such a conversation, albeit fictional, is about the death of a man in custody at the hands of police officers, it loses it charm, to say the least. That was the basis for the unflattering comparison, not the style in which you wrote your post.