Critically Acclaimed Investigative Journalist Steven I. Weiss Clearly Proves Jeff Jarvis

Whom are you going to believe?  Some fat, bald, funny looking lawyer or an award-winning investigative journalist? News anchor/managing editor @tjctv?  Steven I. Weiss, clearly.

Is that what there “seems to be”? Does it “seem” that parody is protected in “absolute and unlimited fashion”? Is this “not so”? Weiss saves us from this blight.


And who better to teach journalists what the First Amendment means but Weiss?

Just stupider? Does that matter?

But who could possibly disagree?

What does that miscreant claim?

Is that wrong?

And your point would be?

But didn’t you say that the parody was “stupider”?

Well, there you go, the First Amendment in the hands of a critically acclaimed investigative journalist. By the way, who is it that critically acclaimed you?

Weiss

If that’s not clear and obvious, I don’t know what is.


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9 thoughts on “Critically Acclaimed Investigative Journalist Steven I. Weiss Clearly Proves Jeff Jarvis

  1. REvers

    Send the Jeffster and Stevie to Stanford so the school can include “mutual masturbation” in the sex survey.

  2. Dave Fernig

    Love it – a court opinion on satire that goes back to Defoe… …whom I read as a kid and didn’t really ‘get it’, at least not all of it.

  3. DaveL

    I’m confused, was this the real Steven Weiss, or a parody using his name to make a mockery of him?

  4. anonymous coward

    That made my head hurt, and I wish I could sue Weiss for journalistic malpractice.
    I know it’s a horrible idea on 1st amendment grounds, but smacking the likes of Weiss and Curmi for spreading stupidity would be so satisfying. Unfortunately, like the Illinois Nazis we must protect their free speech in order to protect our own. But I can still call Weiss a wittering bilious bladder who breaks wind from the mouth and speaks as much sense as a drunken macaque.

  5. Patrick Maupin

    Critically Acclaimed Investigative Journalist Steven I. Weiss Clearly Proves Jeff Jarvis

    … isn’t the dullest knife in the drawer.

    … actually has some admirers.

    … is impossible to distinguish from a buffoonish simulacrum.

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