CUNY National Lawyers Guild “Explains”

The attention of lawyers was drawn to one sentence, uttered during the protest to silence Josh Blackman at CUNY law school. Perhaps it was the fear that they had tainted all law students at the school, given that they might someday care to work in the legal profession, or perhaps it was the fact that no lawyer or academic supported their worthy sacrifice for the cause, the CUNY law chapter of the National Lawyers Guild issued a letter explaining themselves.

What We Mean When We Say “Fuck the Law”

Before the explanation, my understanding was when the law was, in their view, “unjust,” then the law was wrong. It was a simplistic, but comprehensible, position. If there was a law that said a police officer may shoot a person at will if, in the officer’s view, the person deserved to be shot, I would scream “fuck the law” too. This was merely their version of it, and they are entitled to believe that some laws are unjust whether Josh, or I, agree.

But as it turns out, that was not quite right.

Before this “explanation,” the NLG indulged in some of the more common meta-complaints, that their dean failed to provide a “safe space” for “affected” students, and failed to issue a statement “admonishing” Josh’s “hate speech.” What child doesn’t blame the mother for not protecting them from the monsters hiding under the bed?

But these are law students, and one would expect that they have been taught a few things during their brief tenure at CUNY law school. One thing would be how to mount a cognizable argument. Another would be the capacity to parse the issues so as to identify the ones they are questioning. Lastly, one would expect the school, its administration and professors, to have instilled in these students some small degree of respect for the rights protected by law.

It’s not to argue that the law is wonderful in its many and varied forms. Some law is, and can be, a disaster, but it matters which law you’re talking about and why. When the contention is that “law was written to uphold white supremacy,” you’ve said nothing. Worse, you’ve revealed that you’re nothing but mindless ideologues unworthy of being taken seriously.

But even mindless ideologues have a protected right under the First Amendment to express themselves. Sure, it reveals that CUNY law school has failed them by either not teaching them the tools to express their views in a cogent and minimally persuasive way or handing them a dime, but that’s between them and their teachers.

The “explanation,” culminating in a flagrant violation of the first role of holes, is gibberish, a word-salad of the extreme left that accomplishes nothing. But as a matter of constitutional free speech, one of those “white supremacy” laws they abhor in general but will enjoy when it serves their purpose, they get to drop their speech-bomb on Josh Blackman’s head.

As for it being a “reasonable exercise of free speech,” as Dean Mary Lu Bilek rationalized so as not to be compelled to hold them accountable for their violation of  the student code of conduct, it was not. While protected by law, it undermined the norms of free speech. Josh Blackman was invited to speak. He had a prepared presentation that was never given because of the protest. He handled it well and made the best of the situation, but it was not the presentation he came to give. His speech was never heard. Their speech hijacked the presentation, even if it didn’t completely silence Josh.

As with nuclear bombs, speech is susceptible to mutually assured destruction. We can all shout out the speech with which we disagree or we can let the other guy speak and, without interfering, speak ourselves. The First Amendment does not require this. The reasonable exercise of free speech as a social norm, however, does.

No one invited the student members of the National Lawyers Guild chapter at CUNY to a debate. It’s unlikely they would be worthy of a debate. They don’t have much to say. That they are unwilling to debate reflects on their lack of faith in their position, that they cannot prevail based on the merit of their position. They will disagree, no doubt, contending that there is no debate about “the validity of someone’s existence,” a silly expression about which they feel too passionate to discuss.

That’s okay. If they can’t make their case, or they refuse to entertain any challenge to their fortune cookie wisdom, so be it. In America, people are allowed to believe whatever they want. It’s one of the things that make America great, even if it’s protected by white supremacist law. Heck, if they want to believe that fringes on the flag preclude a court’s jurisdiction, they won’t be alone. But they also won’t be right, and will be branded as nutjobs.

And therein lies the sur-reply to the students at CUNY law school. You stood up for your beliefs, which is, in itself, fine. Your expectation that mommy would do it for you by admonishing a speaker with views you deem hateful but the rest of the legal world deems thoughtful shows that you’re not yet mature, still seeking a grown-up’s protection.

But how you did it, what you did, demonstrates that you lack the intellectual capacity to handle the role of lawyer, whether in the public interest as you conveniently justify your ideology, or merely as advocate. You failed to persuade. You failed to mount an argument that was anything but laughable to others. You besmirched yourself and your school, and don’t think the other students at CUNY law aren’t pissed at you right about now.

But most of all, you conclusively proved that your law school failed you, and doubled down when Dean Bilek tried to slough it off. If you believe that your actions, your protest, serves a purpose for law students, for law, for the benefit of those for whom you feel the law has failed, then you should have employed tactics that would further your goals rather than disgrace you, your school, your cause.

Since your professors have already failed you by not teaching you better, it falls to others to do their job. Here’s a dime. Take it, call your mother, and tell her there is serious doubt about you ever becoming a lawyer.


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24 thoughts on “CUNY National Lawyers Guild “Explains”

  1. PseudonymousKid

    Dear Papa,

    Please don’t call these assholes far left. They are a disgrace. They can’t even get critical theory right. It’s simple to boil down like you did.

    Read books, stupid students. Smarter people have already made better arguments. Use them.

    Best,
    PK

    1. SHG Post author

      Being stupid does not preclude their being far left. That is why they get the dime. They are entitled to be stupid. They are not entitled to be lawyers.

      1. PseudonymousKid

        Aw, have a little mercy. There’s hope for reform and growth. You might not be able to teach old dogs new tricks, but these are just students who might have been given the microphone too early.

          1. PseudonymousKid

            No, sir. It just felt a bit too much like capital punishment for my tastes, sir. They can be disgraces and worse and still be redeemable is all.

            1. SHG Post author

              At some point in law school, students should be expected to demonstrate the capacity to be lawyers. No one said being a lawyer should be easy, and there’s always job fulfillment in putting sprinkles on cones at Dairy Queen.

            2. Kathryn Kase

              Ah, Dairy Queen! On really bad days as a criminal defense lawyer, I don’t fantasize about a safe space, but about a job at Dairy Queen, where the most difficult question would be: “Would you like that dipped in chocolate or butterscotch?”

      2. B. McLeod

        Forty years ago, people this stupid would not have been able to gain admission to a law school. At least not in such numbers.

    2. CAB

      If a person’s idiocy/jerkishness is enough to make his opinion uncategorizable, then public opinion polling is in even more trouble than I ever dreamed.

      1. PseudonymousKid

        I just want words to mean something. “Far left” is used so inconsistently that it means nothing. Besides, you’re buying into their dream of combat with the dread forces of the right, like Josh Blackman, to label them far left. Let me gatekeep in peace.

        1. SHG Post author

          We’ve run out of shorthand ways to refer to this cohort. SJWs? Alt-left? Progressives? Far left? Nothing quite captures it well, but it would be too Orwellian if we can’t discuss them because of the language lacking an adequate word.

    3. btf

      “Smarter people have already made better arguments”
      That’s why I am sad. As a non-lawyer I take if for granted that you all are good at and take pride in the use of language, arguments and most importantly citations. And anyone who’s picked up a book should know the proper cite: “…the law is an ass”

      Making it more vulgar and less clever… perhaps the future of law was well captured in the Idiocracy trial?

      1. SHG Post author

        “If the law supposes that,” said Mr. Bumble, squeezing his hat emphatically in both hands, “the law is a ass — a idiot. If that’s the eye of the law, the law is a bachelor; and the worst I wish the law is, that his eye may be opened by experience — by experience.”

        Dickens, Charles, Oliver Twist, 1838

        “A ass.”

    4. Nemo

      Read some books, indeed. I wonder how many have read Animal Farm. Unfortunately, even if they have, it would be difficult to get them to understand that /they/ are the chorus of sheep, regardless whether the chant is “fuck the law” or “four legs good…”.

  2. delurking

    Dude, you are old. They raised the price of a pay phone call in NYC from 10 cents to 25 cents in 1984.

  3. Richard Kopf

    SHG,

    Assuming one’s purpose in protesting is serious, it is never good for that protest to become a parody. CUNY, its law students and particularly the insipid Dean together with her cowering faculty have become a laughing stock.

    I see it now. “Dear prospective law students: ‘Attend CUNY and Fuck the Law.'” That marketing theme is sure to attract loads of applicants, particularly those who have creative writing skills.

    All the best.

    RGK

    1. SHG Post author

      You have a brilliant future crafting law school marketing slogans. Yours is much better than the one I came up with, “Law school for the self-indulgent who weren’t smart enough to get into Harvard.” Much too long for a fortune cookie.

      1. B. McLeod

        These kids would have much better odds if they just took their student loan funds to a roulette wheel and put them all on black.

        (At least one school must now reveal,
        With honesty and prudence,
        A mooncalf at a roulette wheel,
        Is smarter than our students)

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