For criminal defense lawyers, the question was why it took so long for him to file the declaration.
Michael D. Cohen, President Trump’s longtime personal lawyer, will invoke his Fifth Amendment right in a lawsuit filed against the president by Stephanie Clifford, the pornographic film star better known as Stormy Daniels.
On the one hand, there was little question but that his exercising a fundamental right embodied in the Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution would bring about a storm of stupid from those who despised his beloved boss, and by extension, him. But on the other hand, there was no serious question that it had to be done.
Mr. Cohen cited the Manhattan investigation in his filing on Wednesday, saying that, if called as a witness in Ms. Clifford’s lawsuit, “I will assert my 5th Amendment rights in connection with all proceedings in this case due to the ongoing criminal investigation by the F.B.I. and U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York.”
Given that he was the target of a federal criminal investigation, it would have been crazy to subject himself to a deposition. Whatever he said would be used against him. To the uninitiated, it doesn’t matter if he testified under oath that he did it or didn’t do it. Either way, it gets used to his detriment by the feds. The right not be made a witness against oneself is there to prevent this from happening.
Naturally, this was immediately twisted into “proof” that Cohen was a criminal.
And a new lawyer-darling of the left couldn’t resist.
Michael Avenatti, Clifford’s outspoken attorney, called the development “stunning” on Twitter.
“Never before in our nation’s history has the attorney for the sitting President invoked the 5th [Amendment] in connection with issues surrounding the President,” Avenatti tweeted. “It is [especially] stunning seeing as [Michael Cohen] served as the ‘fixer’ for Mr. Trump for over 10 yrs.#basta”
Because this raises some hoary comparisons, even Salon was forced to spin harder than normal.
Given that the Fifth Amendment promises the right against “forced self-incrimination” (as Cornell Law scholars write), invoking it is often perceived by the public as an admission that there is something to hide. In 1990, after separating from first wife Ivana Trump, Trump himself invoked the Fifth to avoid answering a question during his divorce deposition.
Hypocritically, when a Hillary Clinton aide invoked the Fifth, Trump took the chance to lampoon them.
“The mob takes the Fifth,” Trump said, according to AP News. “If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”
While Schadenfreude and hypocrisy are always fun games at parties, that Trump has a mind-numbingly stupid thing to say about everything that invariably comes back to bite him in the butt does not turn him into a legal scholar. He deserved to be hoisted on his own petard, but his legal analysis is no better here than it’s ever been.
As campus co-eds have tried to turn due process into a curse, and SJWs call free speech an alt-right dog whistle, now the Fifth Amendment right is on the chopping block. After all, getting Michael Cohen, and through him Darth Cheeto, is more important to the #Resistance than anything ever. If it costs us our constitutional rights, they’re willing to pay. That’s a lot of hate.
When we argue that the rigor of our constitutional rights is tested by whether we provide them to the most hated among us, it’s usually some particularly nefarious criminal, a mass murderer for example. And yet, the righteous can see beyond the horrors of this murderer’s crimes to stand firm for our constitutional rights. We take some pride in rising above the outrage of the crime, knowing that we are better, more principled, than the petty, vindictive mob.
But this time?
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
The invocation of the right not to be “compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself” is at grave risk. You know it’s absurdly simplistic to say, as Trump did, “If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” It’s just as absurdly wrong to say that Cohen’s exercise of the right is “basically admitting that he’s a criminal.” It’s false. It’s wrong. It’s dangerous.
At a civil trial, the invocation of the Fifth will give rise to an adverse inference instruction to the jury. At this point, Cohen is seeking a stay of the Stormy Daniels action so as not to put him in an untenable position to defend himself in the Southern District of New York. Such stays are commonly granted, though whether that will be the case here is unclear since nothing is common with regard to Trump.
In the event that Cohen is prosecuted, and the Daniels case is stayed, then the outcome of the former will guide what happens in the latter. In other words, if Cohen is prosecuted, he will either be convicted or acquitted, but we will ultimately get a result, and that result will ultimately bear out in his testimony or posture in the Daniels case.
But in the interim, the forces of the unduly passionate, in their zeal to do as much harm as possible to Trump by whatever means present themselves, want to seize yet another constitutional right and turn its invocation into condemnation. I have no clue whether Michael Cohen committed a crime, but there is absolutely no question that his exercise of his Fifth Amendment rights proves nothing of the sort. Anyone willing to destroy a constitutional right to “get” their most hated enemy is scum.
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Seems that a quote from A Man For All Seasons would be very appropriate here…
It would be appropriate for a great deal many posts, but without restraint, it would become trite.
Much simpler in “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland”, just “Off with their heads” and lots of unemployed CDL’s.
Thanks for linking to that instruction. Around the Internet, even some reasonably intelligent colleagues have remarked on precedents holding that the 5th amendment itself does not bar use of the assertion of the amendment for adverse inference in civil litigation. Still (and importantly), many jurisdictions have seen the problem with that, and have barred attempts to raise such adverse inferences by a specific prohibition in their evidentiary code or court rules. Either way, Cohen would be a fool not to assert his right to silence, but it is nice to see he will have some cover under the California jury instructions from being beaten about the head and ears with this in the civil case.
That was the California pattern instruction. The Stormy case in federal court. You know the old lawyer joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get diversity jurisdiction.
Yikes.
I give Avenatti a pass: He’s trolling Trump for more stupid for the benefit of his client.
I take no issue with Avenatti doing what he has to do to rep his client, but I don’t see this twit as contributing anything to her case. Rather, he’s milking his 15 minutes and pandering to the mob, which would also be fine provided he didn’t make people stupider in the process.
He’s on the #Resistance wagon or something. It is hard to see how any of what he is doing will ever benefit his ostensible client.
But, but, isn’t it just “common sense” that only criminals invoke the 5th?
Tummy rub for you.
Invoking 5th is just common sense.
You had to, didn’t you.
That’s right common sense is crap. How do I know for sure you might wonder? It’s a gut feeling. And gut feelings are never wrong.
That’s about the size of it.
Enjoyed this post.
The “why plead the fifth if you’re not guilty” question/belief is troubling, but terribly commonplace. Even moreso, I think, than those who say they have nothing to hide so they don’t mind the police having access to their otherwise private stuff.
When and how will we as a society “take some pride in rising above the outrage of the crime, knowing that we are better, more principled, than the petty, vindictive mob”?
If everybody says so, how can it not be true?
–Abraham Lincoln
“It’s just as absurdly wrong to say that Cohen’s exercise of the right is “basically admitting that he’s a criminal.” It’s false. It’s wrong. It’s dangerous.”
Absurdly wrong, false, wrong, and dangerous? Did you drink the same coffee Don Cheetohee did before appearing on Fox and Friends this morning?
PS- Since when is the rabble’s misunderstanding of the law dangerous? I’m sure the judge(s) in the inevitable criminal proceedings against Cohen will give the jury appropriate instructions.
Let’s assume the judges give the “appropriate instructions.” You assume the jury will understand them, follow them, accept them, because you are one of the naive rabble who assumes that the magic of the legal system somehow works. That’s one of the reasons it’s so dangerous, that the basic premises of the legal system that were honored primarily in the breach are now being deliberately undermined so squishy minds can take comfort in burning anyone they hate at the stake. Got your matches ready?
Ditto
Good thing the defense gets to decide whether or not to go with a jury.
More naivete. Remember, Jake, the alternative to bad isn’t necessarily good. It can always be worse.
Poor Jake is out of his depth here. The average person is definitely rational and level-headed with the capacity to understand and appreciate nuance. The law works because all lawyers and judges are smart people too. The fifth and its penumbra are too important to be taken for granted. Yes, even for Trump.
Jake reflects a curious omnipresent irony. At the same time, he can realize how screwed up the law is, yet trust that somehow it will magically all work out in the end. Like most people, if the result is to his liking, then the law worked.
Jake expects the jury to be rational, compartmentalize and so on, once they’re given instructions from their expert (judge).
The jury is also taken from citizens in a country that elected Donald Trump to be president.
Given Jake’s established position about Trump, it really seems like one of these has got to give.
wow?!