The Bumbling Doofus Children of Harvard

Holistic Harvard sounds nice, provided holistic means something good and Harvard isn’t just a legacy institution free-riding on its history of producing our future leaders. But what to make of its decision to make standardized testing optional?

“Test optional” was a fine policy for the topsy-turvy world of the pandemic, when there were lots of idiosyncratic reasons a student might not submit a score, from canceled tests to an immunocompromised parent or sibling. But as things return to normal, it’s unlikely that many kids with top scores will resist the Hobbesian competitive pressures to submit them. There will of course be exceptions — free spirits with ideological qualms about the tests and first-generation applicants who didn’t know to take them. But for many applicants, omitting test scores will be a strategic decision, presumably to play downscores significantly lower than the school’s average.

It’s easy to forget the rationale for standardized tests, that they created an opportunity for smart people of whatever background, caste, race, gender or religion to prove their merit and seize the American dream of improving their lot. And it did, but it didn’t, as outcomes didn’t always match expectations.

This moved the University of California to eliminate standardized tests altogether, as they were biased, easily gamed and produced ideologically unacceptable outcomes. It wasn’t that they were wrong about the competencies of students or as predictors of success in college, but that they were right, and we didn’t like the answers they provided.

But at least UC had the guts to eliminate the test rather than play the game Harvard chose, to allow students to apply without standardized test scores and not have it held against them. What are the chances that the students with great test scores will submit them and the students with crappy scores will not? For those who don’t submit scores, the admissions decision will be based on “essays, portfolios, recommendations and transcripts,” which aren’t at all easily gamed or of extremely limited utility.

The assumption here is that this will enable Harvard to “balance,” in the way quotas are balanced when you don’t want to call them quotas because that would be unlawful, its class along the lines of race, gender, wealth, sexual orientation and such other concerns having nothing to do with the effort or intellect necessary to perform high level work.

But is that the goal or is this a subterfuge to create the appearance of the wokiest admissions without the substance? Glenn Reynolds took a very cynical view of this new shift.

What it won’t be doing is admitting a bunch of poor black kids. Oh, there will be a few — even a hundred years ago and more, the Ivy League had its tokens, there to show its broadmindedness without giving up many slots. But the purpose and effect of getting rid of objective tests is to give more room to subjective judgments.

In short, they’ are getting rid of objective tests so as to give more power to admissions bureaucrats. And those bureaucrats won’t have applicants’ interests at heart but rather Harvard’s and their own.

Doesn’t Harvard want to admit a “bunch of poor black kids,” whether because of a sincere belief they have been denied access to opportunities for lack of a Harvard diploma on the wall or just to create the appearance of being woke? After all, a Harvard grad still has the cache to nail a big money job, and in the current environment, there is nothing more desirable to employers than a student who checks the right race and gender boxes. This isn’t meant in a negative way, but that there remains greater demand than supply.

Reynolds isn’t the only one who sees this shift in standardized testing as the wedge to allow admissions people greater latitude at the expense of smart kids who would otherwise never get a chance to be fed from prep school to Harvard College.

As blogger Freddie deBoer writes, “Now it’s in their best interest to have even more leeway to select the bumbling doofus children of the affluent, and you’re applauding them for it in the name of ‘equity.’ Brilliant.” (“Equity” is a term woke academics have chosen because it sounds kind of like “equality,” which Americans like, but actually means active racial discrimination, which Americans don’t.)

In fact, a cynic might think — and, in fact, I do think — that much of this is just to make Harvard’s already extensive discrimination against Asians easier and harder to prove.

Since deBoer writes on his own substack, he’s not constrained to be as polite about it.

It’s all corrupt. All of it. From the top to the bottom. It is so insane that all of these people who are ostensibly so cynical about institutions, who will tell you that capitalism is inherently a rigged game, who think meritocracy is a joke, who say that they think these hierarchies are all just privilege, will then turn around and say “ah yes, the SAT is gone, now fairness and egalitarianism will reign.” The whole damn thing makes no sense – it is nonsensical to talk about equality in a process that by its most basic nature is designed to select for a tiny elite! How the fuck do you think it’s going to work, exactly, when the SAT is gone? They’re still nominating a tiny elite to enjoy the most outsized rewards human life has to offer. That’s destructive no matter who gets a golden ticket. By its very nature.

To argue that giving admissions people at Harvard unfettered discretion because the SATs are on the outs these days isn’t going to be used to serve the best interests of the institution seems insufferably naive, although it doesn’t explain what the institution perceives as its best interests at the moment, which may well be Harvard’s version of social justice.

“Equality”?!? Harvard only lets in 2000 kids a year! You really think carving out space for 50 more Black kids among them, if that actually even happens, is going to result in some sort of quantum leap forward for the average Black American?

This raises a question about the efficacy of the move. Is the problem that they can’t find another 50 poor black kids with excellent SAT scores who demonstrate the ability to survive a rigorous Harvard education?

Now, just as in the past, Harvard admissions officers will admit classes that fit their idea of what Harvard should be, and if that idea included more low-income students, or underrepresented minorities, they’d already have admitted them. Instead, they have chosen to maximize other things, such as institutional prestige and future donation potential.

Has another simplistic Utopian rationalization, that the SATs are so biased against poor black students that they should no longer be required, given cover to the same forces that were used to justify the exclusion of Jews years ago, Asians today and whatever group is unpopular to the institution in the future? And was it just handed to them on a woke platter so they could eliminate objective opportunity in favor of the holistic discretion to admit the next generation of the bumbling doofuses of the elite?


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16 thoughts on “The Bumbling Doofus Children of Harvard

  1. L. Phillips

    Harvard, and similarly situated institutions, are a closed domain to me and mine. I’m OK with that.

    Had the whole herd over for Christmas yesterday. After gifts were opened and the sound level from the grandkids diminished a bit I had the opportunity to sit back and be amazed what has happened over the 49 years since we married. Where did all these people come from? How did they end up, intelligent, well employed, well balanced and just well? The frau and I like to hope we had a little something to do with that. We are aware that our part in this drama is nearly over. We are also aware that places like Harvard had nothing to do with it, so let them play whatever navel gazing games they like.

  2. Hunting Guy

    William F. Buckley, Jr.

    “I’d rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.”

  3. B. McLeod

    The admissions people at Harvard have never lived in the real world. Even in the old days of the SAT, testing as a National Merit Scholar would not get you into Harvard without a mountain of money. They are an oddball institution, with very upscale bathrooms, but out-of-touch notions about the world.

  4. Bev

    My son would never have been admitted to Harvard as a student. He was, however, following his public school education, hired to coach the debate team.

  5. phv3773

    Is anyone suggesting that there is a way to admit students to Harvard that is fair to all, and if so, what is it?

    1. B. McLeod

      An astute question, which requires as well that one make a value judgment as to whether being admitted is good or bad fortune for the admittee. Admission itself probably doesn’t mean anything without the means to actually attend. For those who successfully attend and matriculate, there is the Harvard credential on one hand, balanced against the damage to mental functionality on the other. Maybe they will be future leaders of something or other, but marginally competent ones. Maybe it doesn’t matter who is selected. If a student can raise the resources to attend Harvard, he or she would also have a lot of candidates for substitution. Anyone fixated on using very upscale bathrooms could build a house with its own, spectacular brass and marble bathrooms for the cost of attending Harvard.

    2. Dan

      That would depend on your definition of “fair”, and however you define it would answer how it could be done. I’d define “fair to all” as “strict meritocracy,” probably even excluding legacy admissions–and if that means, as stereotypes would suggest, that the entering class is 90+% Asian, so be it.

  6. Stuart Taylor

    One great irony is that contrary to the almost universal conventional wisdom, blacks do worse in college on average than whites and Asians with the same or almost the same SAT scores. In other words, the SAT does not discriminate in favor of whites and Asians. If anything, it does the opposite. So to reach their target numbers of blacks, selective colleges that eliminate the SAT and other objective tests must, and do, use even larger racial preferences than they did before.”
    See, e.g., Russell K. Nieli, “The Underperformance Problem”: “Once in college blacks with the same entering SAT scores as whites and Asians earn substantially lower grades over their college careers and wind up with substantially lower class rankings. Blacks equally matched with whites or Asians in terms of their entering scholastic credentials and socio-economic backgrounds simply do not perform as well as their Asian and white counterparts in college. And the degree of underperformance is often very substantial. . . . Standardized tests such as the SAT and ACT overpredict, not underpredict, how well blacks will do in college, and in this sense the tests are predictively biased in favor of blacks, not against them. . . . This ‘underperformance problem’ has been well documented for over forty years.” https://www.mindingthecampus.org/2010/09/02/the_underperformance_problem/

    1. Hunting Guy

      I would like to see a decent comparison of college achievement/graduation between African Americans and Black African immigrants.

      The few studies I’ve seen are basically worthless, each one having an obvious bias.

      My minimal personal experience has been that the African immigrants in the STEM arena are every bit as competitive as the whites. In my area of the mining industry the grad classes are between 1/2 and 2/3 immigrants or foreign students and they were hard core. Unfortunately, there were no African Americans in my STEM areas so I have no experience to compare. Shrug.

  7. Mike V.

    “Has another simplistic Utopian rationalization, that the SATs are so biased against poor black students that they should no longer be required, given cover to the same forces that were used to justify the exclusion of Jews years ago, Asians today and whatever group is unpopular to the institution in the future? And was it just handed to them on a woke platter so they could eliminate objective opportunity in favor of the holistic discretion to admit the next generation of the bumbling doofuses of the elite?”

    Yes. Oh wait, those were rhetorical questions, weren’t they?

  8. Richard

    My impression has been that elite universities will select more poor black women and actively avoid poor black men. For the quota of black men, they recruit Africans with money, especially from the wealthy in Nigeria. On graduation day one sees females with names like Robinson and Jackson but the males almost always have African names, family money, and little sense that they are providing a sham “diversity” to the institution.. I assume the institutions perceive urban poor black males to have baggage they don’t want to deal with, or pay for.
    The group you will almost never see represented at any elite school are the poor or working-class white children, unless they can play a sport well.

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