Here’s the scheme. Open up a business with some sort of quasi-official name, like United States Private Vaults, and install a big, very secure looking vault just like one would find in an old bank. Line the walls with numbered boxes with keys you can hand out to customers with the promise that they could put their valuable belongings into the box and never have to worry that they’ll be stolen should a burglar break into their house. Hand them a key and tell them no one else will have that key and the ability to open that box.
Then wait until the boxes are filled and then…go through the boxes and take what you want. It’s not like they can prove what was in the boxes. It’s not like they can prove what isn’t there after you’ve taken what you want. Brilliant, right? Except I can’t take credit for the scheme, because the government beat me to it. Continue reading

