One of the goofiest things about legal scholarship is that it’s published in student-run journals. Law students pass judgment on law profs’ articles, which would be remarkably funny but for the fact that getting published is the lifeblood of academia, particularly for pre-tenured academics who need to prove their mettle before they settle in for a life of turtlenecks, leather arm patches and sherry, provided they are never left alone in a room with a student of the opposite sexual orientation. But I digress.
Emory Law Journal invited Larry Alexander of the University of San Diego law school to write an article. He accepted. And you’ll never guess what happened. Continue reading

