Always Call 911 Immediately

Colleges have their policies as to what is permitted on their campus and what is not. Aside from the problems caused by ambiguous and ill-defined policies, the use of words that lack meaning or have peculiar definitions on campus that fail to align with their meanings in the real world, college students are just as entitled to the protection of police as anyone else.  Of course, that protection hasn’t always proven to be as comforting as young people expect.

At Santa Clara University, students are instructed by the college website that they should “always call 911 immediately.”  No, not because they’re being robbed, raped or beaten.  This command is to enforce a policy that the school deems of sufficient importance that people with guns are needed.

“If the bias incident is in progress or just occurred: ALWAYS CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY,” the university website states. Continue reading →

The War of Words Over [Those People]

Full disclosure: My ancestor, Adolph Greenfield (Adolph was still a hip name back then) arrived on the shores of the United States in the 1850s, and thereupon set in motion such a poor series of choices that, 165 years later, his descendants still had to work for a living.

But he was welcome to push a cart on the lower east side of Manhattan until his grandchild moved to the suburbs, bucolic Newark, New Jersey, to live the dream. Yes, America’s been very, very good to me. Who am I to deny such opportunity to anyone else?

The latest salvo in the war on swarthy-skinned Spanish-speaking people comes from their inability to check into a suite at Trump Tower.  And let’s be frank, no one is complaining about illegal immigrants from Sweden.  While some say we must build a wall to keep them out, others say that’s not important. What is important is what we call them.

Advocates for immigrant rights see the relationship between how people talk and how the government acts and have proposed replacing ‘‘illegal immigrants’’ with ‘‘undocumented workers’’ or ‘‘undocumented immigrants.’’ ‘‘In an increasingly diverse society in which undocumented immigrants are integrated in all walks of life, language belongs to the people whose stories are being told,’’ Jose Antonio Vargas, a journalist and activist who revealed his own undocumented status in The New York Times Magazine in 2011, wrote in Time.

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The Judge Did The Honorable Thing

How do these small Texas towns with no tax base, no big businesses, no apparent means of supporting their local government employees, manage to do it?  They’re in the ticket business.

First, it was the “Dirty Thirty,” a line of four towns along a 30-mile stretch of Interstate 45 south of Dallas that issue a high volume of traffic tickets.

Now, welcome to the “Texas Triangle” – a group of small towns in Falls and Robertson counties southeast of Waco that are also in the ticket game, according to a longtime municipal court judge who said he quit over what he described as a ticketing quota system.

It’s no small thing to be a local judge.  People call you judge, and they bow and scrape a bit when you walk into the diner for a morning cup of coffee. They’re polite and laugh at your lame jokes because they may need you to look fondly upon them some day.  No, being judge beats the hell out of being village idiot. Continue reading →

The Tyranny of Experience

Whenever the word “experience” is mentioned, a backlash ensues.  Lest you get the impression that it’s unappreciated, the same obvious arguments are just as fascinating the thousandth time as they were the first.  But given that people who argue that “experience” is just a ploy for the ancient to subjugate the young, let’s begin with the zen-like wisdom found on a fortune cookie:

The only thing worse than a young fool is an old fool.

Why? Experience.  The young have a built-in excuse for their screw-ups. They lack experience. Old guys have no such excuse.  Consider this a tummy rub. Now for the bad news.

I received an email from a very astute lawyer, Peter Orlowicz, rather than a comment because it was off topic, that posed a question in a very thoughtful manner: Continue reading →

Too Much Justice

Think back to 2012, the last presidential election, with incumbent Barack Obama against challenger Mitt Romney. Think of the simplistic division between Democrat, who stands for concern for the constitutional rights of the accused, and the Republican, who stands for tough on crime.  Think hard.

What a total load of crap.

LAST month, President Obama used his clemency power to reduce the sentences of 46 federal prisoners locked up on drug-related charges. But for the last six years, his administration has worked repeatedly behind the scenes to ensure that tens of thousands of poor people — disproportionately minorities — languish in federal prison on sentences declared by the courts, and even the president himself, to be illegal and unjustifiable.

Would Romney have been worse when it comes to criminal justice issues? Perhaps, but so what? Continue reading →

What College Kids Care About: Election Edition

At the New York Times Room for Debate, the question posed was what college students care about in deciding who to vote for in the 2016 presidential elections.  Note that beer, sex and getting other college kids expelled were not on the list.

While it’s unclear, and unlikely, that the seven students answering are representative of anyone or anything, they do offer some illuminating insights.

For example, Ashton Pittman, a junior at the University of Southern Mississippi, was quite emphatic that the most important issue for him was the next Supreme Court justice.

As a Southerner whose region’s history is rife with tales of discrimination, I know that there is no more important issue for 2016 presidential candidates than the question of who they will nominate to sit on the United States Supreme Court. Continue reading →

Jury Voodoo and Racial Politics

When Linda Greenhouse proposed that we rid jury selection of peremptory challenges to eliminate the insidious effects of racial discrimination, my response was that they’ll have to pry peremptories out of my cold, dead fingers.  Adam Liptak has picked up on the issue, and offers a conflicted vision.

Jeff Adachi, San Francisco’s elected public defender, said peremptory challenges promote fairness.

“You’re going to remove people who are biased against your client,” he said, “and the district attorney is going to remove jurors who are biased against police officers or the government.”

But then:

Abbe Smith, a law professor at Georgetown, would go further.

“Simply put,” she wrote last year in The Georgetown Journal of Legal Ethics, “prosecutors have abused the privilege of exercising peremptory challenges and should lose it.”

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Tonight, How Science Turned Out To Be 95% Wrong

This story is one that would have generated an argument so boring and tedious that no one would be able to stand following it through from beginning to end.  At the beginning, there was science.  Maybe not science to real, honest-to-god type scientists, who would use charts and graphs, statistics, maybe even a Venn diagram for the hard-o-thinking, to make their point.

This was not science, but we, lawyers, and the lawyers who quit to become judges, aren’t scientists either.  So when some guy from the FBI Lab, which everybody knows is the best there is because everybody keeps saying it’s the best there is, says this is scientifically valid, who are we to question it?

Gamso lays it out.

They call themselves criminalists or forensic scientists or something with a fancy name. They come into court explaining that they’ve done these tests hundreds of times.  There are, they say, a whole bunch of points of comparison.  And when they find a match, they can point to those points. Continue reading →

Nick Pinto Shows Why Bail Sucks

Even though I twitted about this story a few days ago, the New York Times Sunday Magazine officially comes out on Sunday, so I waited for now to write. Read Nick Pinto’s cover story called The Bail Trap.  We’re in must read territory for anyone who thinks they have a clue how it happens and what it means to be that guy standing in front of a judge, who is about to fix bail.

What Pinto manages to do is capture the stench of arraignments.  The smell of excrement in lockup.  The sight of a defendant through wire mesh.  The only thing he misses is the bad breath of a guy who hasn’t brushed his teeth in at least 24 hours, whose only meal was a slice of American cheese on white bread, and not the good stuff made of real milk.

Or when you try to make good use of the few minutes you have to speak with your client before being yanked out of the back because the judge needs you, but are interrupted by some guy yelling, “yo, yo, you a lawyer?” followed by some demand or complaint. It’s not that he’s intentionally being rude, but that street talk doesn’t tend to be polite and mediated. Loud and demanding gets the best results, even if it doesn’t fly with a more genteel crowd. Continue reading →

Theory, Practice and Dead Bodies

At Popehat, Ken White eviscerates a conceptually bankrupt justification for the “shoot first” mentality of law enforcement promoted at the Blaze.  A Birmingham cop was cold-cocked and pistol-whipped at a traffic stop. Afterward, he explained:

“A lot of officers are being too cautious because of what’s going on in the media,” said the officer, who asked to remain anonymous for the safety of his family. “I hesitated because I didn’t want to be in the media like I am right now.”

As Ken emphasizes, he didn’t exercise restraint because he lacked a factual basis to take pre-emptive action, but because he didn’t want to be the next cop excoriated in the media for needlessly harming an unarmed person.  Then advocates of police safety took up the cause.

Police Chief A.C. Roper sees the episode — as well as the reaction, including celebratory and vitriolic comments posted online alongside images of the wounded officer — as symptomatic of a larger problem, in which some don’t respect law enforcement. Continue reading →