It isn’t easy becoming Mrs. Rudy Guiliani.  Certainly, there are few on the inside track, given that it’s limited to close relatives.  But Judi Ann Stish Nathans, formerly of Hazelton, PA, has climbed the latter of marital success, in an article in Vanity Fair that skewers the nasty scheming little tart.

And even if you’re a liberal, abortion-loving, anti-death penalty Republican Guiliani sycophant, there’s a part where Judith’s body guards push Hillary out of the way that you’ll just love.  This chick knows how to use bodyguards, baby.  She’s almost shagadelic!

So for all of those who thought Rudy, on the balls of his ass heels on September 10th, 2001, hated by cops, firefighters, blacks, Hispanics and non-comatose New Yorkers everywhere, became the second coming the next day because he gave a decent speech, this article might not be for you. 

The good news is that it doesn’t go back far enough to show the ridiculous abuses of Guiliani’s days as United States Attorney, where he would call in the TV cameras to capture his arresting innocent Wall Street businessmen, or his attempt to prove that he and good buddy, the epitome of morality and ethics, Alphonse D’Amato, could dress up in pretend “bad guy” outfits and buy drugs in uptown Manhattan.  Of course, they could have saved the subway fare by buying the drugs from AUSA Daniel Perlmutter who was raiding the evidence safe, but let’s not talk about that unfortunate moment, shall we?

It’s not that I have issues with Rudy Guiliani, but I have to wonder whether his choice in women reflects some judgment problems.  Let’s see, while as mayor of New York, under a bit of scrutiny from the media about his ethical lapses, he decides to jettison former TV newswoman and actress Donna Hanover and start making out with this social climbing twice-divorced deceiving manipulating and fundamentally nasty and pompous woman, Judith “don’t call me Judi or I’ll kill you” Nathan.  Hey, Rudy’s a he-man and he should be allowed to mess with any chick that turns him on, right?

So let’s consider whether this, like the now eradicated comb-over that characterized Rudy to so many, will impact on his ability to perform the duties of President. 

Judith:  Rudy, press the button for me.
Rudy:  I can’t do that.  Thousand of people will mobilize and we will threaten world peace!
Judith:  Rudy, I said press the damn button.
Rudy:  No, no.  Judith Wudith,  I really can’t.
Judith: If you ever want to see the south of France again, you press the button NOW!
Rudy:  Just this once, my Judithy Spudithy.  But if anyone asks, say that my finger went into spasm and you used your nursing school training to save the world from annihilation.
Judith:  Just shut up and push it, bald boy.

Read the Vanity Fair article by Judy Bachrach.  This is how Rudy makes “important decisions in his everyday life,” and he can bring this same level of good judgment to our nation.  God help us.