Not that you care, but just in case you’re going to smoke pot anyway, Dallas criminal defense lawyer Robert Guest has some tips, courtesy of NORML, that just might help to keep you out of the clinker.  Remember, there are no munchies in there, so life can get really rough.

My personal favorite:  One law at a time.  Put on the seat belt.  Put down the cellphone.  It won’t kill you.

There’s nothing worse than some kid getting popped for smoking a blunt, a misdemeanor at worst and decriminalized in many jurisdictions, then committing some felony like fleeing or trying to bribe the cops.  Then again, this could be why no one has ever urged that marijuana be used as a good judgment enhancer.