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The Simpleton’s Guide to Liars

When television executives decide to put a show on the air like Lie to Me*, you can bet that they believe that people will be fascinated by the concept.  The possibility that it may cause the next generation CSI-Effect isn’t their concern, nor should it be.  They are in the business of entertaining us and selling advertising.  Enlightenment, if any, is purely collateral.

But the general fascination with lying, or more particularly how to tell if someone is lying, has been with us forever.  Lying, a pervasive human trait proven necessary for the propagation of the human race, covers a broad spectrum of human conduct, much of it quite acceptable and even salutary.  Then, of course, there are the nasty ones that happen when someone, oh say a cop, wants to put someone, oh say a defendant, in prison.  In fairness, it happens the other way around too, lest we forget.

Forbes Magazine has entered the fray with a story about how to tell if someone is lying.  Melanie Lindner’s article, replete with equivocation in almost every paragraph, sums up a set of 11 rules to “sniff out a liar.”  According to the piece:



“Although there are some ways in which liars behave differently from truth-tellers, there are no perfectly reliable cues to deception,” admits DePaulo, author of more than a dozen deception studies. “Cues to deception differ according to factors such as the type of lie and the motivation for getting away with it.”

While there is no surefire on-the-spot way to sniff out dissemblers, there are some helpful tactics for uncovering untruths.
Thus, with the caveat that nothing said is reliable, Lindner nonetheless provides answers.



  1. Liars often give short or one-word responses to questions, while truth tellers are more likely to flesh out their answers.
  2. Skilled liars don’t break a sweat, but the rest of us get a little fidgety. Four possible giveaways: shifty eyes, higher vocal pitch, perspiration and heavier breathing.
  3. Liars are often reluctant to admit ordinary storytelling mistakes. When honest people tell stories, they may realize partway through that they left out some details and would unselfconsciously backtrack to fill in holes.
  4. To psychologically distance themselves from a lie, people often pepper their tales with second- and third-person pronouns like “you,” “we” and “they.”
  5. Liars are also more likely to ask that questions be repeated and begin responses with phrases like, “to tell you the truth,” and “to be perfectly honest.”
  6. When telling the truth, people often make hand gestures to the rhythm of their speech. Hands emphasize points or phrases–a natural and compelling technique when they actually believe the points they’re making.
  7. Truthful people more likely to face her questioners head on. Liars, on the other hand, are”likely to lack frontal alignment and will often sit with both their arms and legs crossed as if frozen,”
  8. Liars are more likely to ask that questions be repeated.
  9. Liars–amateur ones, anyway–may not have thought through all the particulars of their stories.
  10. When a person is lying, the gaps between their words often increase,
Yes, I know the list doesn’t add up to 11, but neither did hers so don’t blame me. 

Aside from the obvious, the point of Lindner’s caveat that none of these “rules” necessarily means someone is lying, what is striking about it is its reflection of witnesses at trial, particularly given how lawyers typically prepare and instruct witnesses to testify.  For those who are shocked that lawyers prepare witnesses to testify, grow up.  Only an idiot would put a normal human being on the witness stand, perhaps the most peculiar seat in the world, without preparing them. 

This doesn’t mean we tell them what to say, but rather how to comport themselves, deal with the pressure of having at least two dozen eyeballs on them, address the situation and deal with the typical issues that arise.  There’s nothing nefarious about it.  If you think this is disingenuous, consider that police must go through a course at the Academy on testifying in their training, far more extensive and structured than anything a lawyer could provide.  That’s why the cops are so much better at it.

Amongst Lindner’s “liar rules” are numerous specifics that we, lawyers, instruct our clients and witness in anticipation of testimony.  We tell them to listen to the question and answer it in the fewest possible words, particularly “yes” or “no” if possible.  We tell them to ask to have the question repeated if they aren’t clear.  He tell them not to add in collateral details, but simple answer the question as directly and clearly as possible.

Sitting on the witness stand is an enormous pressure cooker, with normal people pushed to their stress limit.  Put an unpracticed witness on the stand and the fear that some facile questioning will take an honest person and turn him into a lying scuzzball permeates his thinking.  Added to the mix are the consequences of the word, each and every one potentially resulting in conviction if poorly chosen or imprecise.  Minds race to figure out why a question is being asked, and what pitfalls any particular answer will bring.  Doubt rages as to whether anyone will accept the truth, particularly when someone earlier told a perfectly reasonable story in a calm, cool manner, that was utterly false. 

When it comes to the witness stand, all Lindner’s rules go out the window.  In fact, the very opposite may be true, where these very same rules reflect the truthful witness rather than the liar, given the shift in situation and the nature of the humans under stress.  Yet here we have another publication instructing people how to tell if someone is lying.  This is a problem.

What’s peculiar is the extent to which Lindner seeks to clarify her “rules” by the numerous caveats that they are hardly conclusive or reliable.  Why give “rules”, and why call them “rules”, if they are unreliable?  Aside from it making decent enough fodder for an article, the exculpatory caveat does little to clarify, since readers will remember the rules and ignore the boring equivocation.  After all, rules make things simple, and people like simple things like rules to tell if someone is lying.  The only problem, of course, is that the “rules” illuminate nothing and feed the simpleton’s belief that there is some magic to distinguishing truth from lies.

There is, of course, good news and bad news here.  The good news is that few, if any, jurors read Forbes Magazine, the Capitalists Tool.  They are far too busy trying to keep their bonuses to serve on a jury.  The bad news is that they regularly read the New York Post, which informs them that cops are always right and anyone arrested is guilty anyway. 

Who Will Be The Next Enemy?

The Wall Street Journal reports that our new Drug Czar, Gil Kerlikowske, has announced that the War on Drugs is over.  It’s unclear who won, since I haven’t seen any “Mission Accomplished” banner, but there’s still an awful lot of people in prison across the nation.  Of course, it’s not that the government has embraced the sin, but rather eschewed the rhetoric.


“Regardless of how you try to explain to people it’s a ‘war on drugs’ or a ‘war on a product,’ people see a war as a war on them,” he said. “We’re not at war with people in this country.”

The new administration, by its own pronouncements, plans to shift the focus away from viewing drug use as a criminal matter and seeing it as a public health issue, requiring emphasis on treatment rather than imprisonment. 


Prior administrations talked about pushing treatment and reducing demand while continuing to focus primarily on a tough criminal-justice approach.

I’m confused.  Does this mean that the prisons will be opening their door and letting out the hundreds of thousands of Americans serving prison sentences ranging in the decades, opening beds and treatment centers to aid them in their efforts to leave behind their addictive ways?  Does this mean that the people who sold drugs are now to be viewed as niche marketing specialists, enjoying the benefits of a free market capitalist society?  How does one turn around a Titanic that has been moving full steam ahead for more than two generations?  What does one do with the detritus of a failed policy of ever increasing harshness?

The answer, I believe, is that this newfangled view reflects a shift not so much in policy but in rhetoric.  I’ve heard nothing to suggest that the DEA is disbanding, or that Kerlikowske’s post be shifted over to Health and Human Services.  When the United States Sentencing Commission hinted that it was considering equalizing crack with powder cocaine, a position so obviously rational that it enraged law-abiding citizens everywhere, cries of a nation over-run by crack-crazed sex offenders could be heard throughout the nation.  It’s not easy changing such a long-held bogeyman, one so carefully and thoroughly created and embedded in the consciousness of a country that even the suggestion of rationality was universally deemed outrageous.

The War on Drugs, one of the most brilliant and useful government schemes ever crafted, has served our nation well.  It’s given us a some great television commercials, pithy slogans (who can forget “Just Say No?”) and an industry that has fed the children of prison guards in communities otherwise devoid of productive employment opportunities.  The government is changing its advertising campaign.  Nothing more.

There is some hope that our government’s enforcement priorities will change with regard to one drug, marijuana.  Kerlikowske, in particular, sought to shift enforcement focus away while Chief of Police in Seattle.


Mr. Kerlikowske was most recently the police chief in Seattle, a city known for experimenting with drug programs. In 2003, voters there passed an initiative making the enforcement of simple marijuana violations a low priority. The city has long had a needle-exchange program and hosts Hempfest, which draws tens of thousands of hemp and marijuana advocates.

His officers, however, did not buy into the program.


Mr. Kerlikowske said he opposed the city’s 2003 initiative on police priorities. His officers, however, say drug enforcement — especially for pot crimes — took a back seat, according to Sgt. Richard O’Neill, president of the Seattle Police Officers Guild. One result was an open-air drug market in the downtown business district, Mr. O’Neill said.

“The average rank-and-file officer is saying, ‘He can’t control two blocks of Seattle, how is he going to control the nation?’ ” Mr. O’Neill said.
After all these years of making drugs the disease that was destroying America, it’s going to be hard to change attitudes.  The advertising campaign was incredibly successful, and it’s now a fundamental part of our American criminal justice psyche.  Especially if you happen to be a cop.  They have never hated the sin but loved the sinner.  They hate them all, and they’re not about to change.

But this change in focus leaves one terrible question unanswered.  If we are abandoning the rhetoric of the War on Drugs, if not the war itself, who will be the enemy of the next war?  There must be a next war, as Americans need an enemy, someone to blame for all their problems and to resoundingly agree that if we could just rid ourselves of this villain, everything could be made right.

Who will the next war be against?  And will there be a theme song?

Solo, The Last Refuge of Incompetence?

A solo practitioner is no less competent than the cog-lawyer at Biglaw, no matter how much indoctrination is required to make them believe so in order to get them to mesh properly with all the other cogs in their cubicles who perform tasks that a partially alert cocker spaniel would refuse.  No insult to cocker spaniels intended.  Indeed, many solo practitioners exhibit far greater competence in their niche than any Biglawyer could imagine.  Yes, I’ve said it and I damn well mean it.

But then something comes along to undermine the very core of this assertion.  This time, it came from Carolyn Elefant at My Shingle.  As much as I respect and admire Carolyn’s efforts, I believe that this time she’s missed the boat.


A few weeks back, a reader, discouraged after having failed the bar exam yet again, asked whether he should give up on his dream of starting his own practice.  Of the advice that I offered, what resonated most with the reader was my reminder that no matter how many times he passed the bar, once he passed, he’d be a full fledged lawyer, no different from me or any other solo or even the Justices on the Supreme Court.  Moreover, clients would never have to know how long he needed to become a lawyer, only that he was a duly licensed member of the bar.
I must disagree with this, on every level.  It’s not that I believe the bar exam to be such a terrific indicator of competence, but that it’s sufficiently related to law, and sufficiently easy to pass, that more than one failure to pass the bar exam places someone’s worthiness to be entrusted with the life of others in serious question. 

Not everyone should be a lawyer, and it’s not enough that you got into law school and somebody footed the bill, to justify your entitlement to ultimately practice.  Granted, law schools should vet the pool before passing them through, but financial interests and political correctness preclude law schools from doing their jobs.  Not every law school graduate is good enough.

Starting from the perspective that someone who has failed the bar exam multiple times is already suspect, Carolyn’s point that once they do pass, whether by the blind squirrel theory (a variation on the stopped clock paradigm) or by applying a greater level of effort than before, they are indeed Lawyers.  This is bone-chilling.  The other day, I used the last in the medical school class joke to make the point that all lawyers are not the same, and it applies in spades here.  Will our finally-passed-the-bar lawyer possess the level of ability necessary to entrusted with the life of another human being?  Will he exert that level of effort employed to finally pass the bar, or try to squeeze by with the level of effort that brought him failure?  Will the client know which lawyer he is getting?

As an employee of a firm, we can at least take potential comfort in the knowledge that there might be someone supervising the lawyer to make sure he doesn’t destroy someone’s life with incompetence.  I know, there’s no guarantee that this will be the case, but we can hope that someone is watching, for malpractice purposes if nothing else.  But what of the incompetent solo?  Who will keep an eye on this lawyer, every bit the same lawyer as any other lawyer from all outward appearances, to make sure that the trust reposed in him is deserved?

From the perspective of marketing, the point Carolyn makes when noting that no client need ever know of his multiple failures to pass the bar exam, we devolve to the lowest rings of the profession.  In the old days, a lawyer’s practice was driven by his work, with satisfied clients telling others that the lawyer was worthy of their trust.  Not so today.

Today, we have the vast wasteland of the internet to allow the least competent lawyer amongst us to portray himself as the most competent, most effective, most caring lawyer available.  It’s just words, and any fool can claim them.  And if the words escape this particular fool, there are a vast array of people (perpetually available for speaking engagements) who will provide the bestest marketing words for a small fee.  The incompetent lawyer need not even be competent in marketing, as there is no shortage of assistance.

While Carolyn is absolutely accurate in her advice, consider what this means for those who will require the services of a lawyer and into whose hands they place their life, their welfare, their trust.  Not every law school graduate should be a lawyer.  Not every lawyer should be a solo practitioner.  It is an honor to be a lawyer and a solo, and not everyone deserves to be so honored.

Teach Your Children Well

We are bombarded with images these days, given the ubiquitous cameras on every cellphone and many lamp posts, showing us the many thousands of isolated instances of wrong doing that were easily deniable before.  But few images had as strong an impact as this photograph posted by Radley Balko at The Agitator.



No, these aren’t the newest LAPD SWAT team trainees.  These are the children of the Explorers, an arm of the Boy Scouts of America, from Imperial, California, as profiled in the New York Times.



Many law enforcement officials, particularly those who work for the rapidly growing Border Patrol, part of the Homeland Security Department, have helped shape the program’s focus and see it as preparing the Explorers as potential employees. The Explorer posts are attached to various agencies, including the Federal Bureau of Investigation and local police and fire departments, that sponsor them much the way churches sponsor Boy Scout troops.

I generally reject comparison’s between anything that happens today with the Nazis, because it’s an offensive comparison,it’s facile, hyperbolic, cliché and almost invariably not illuminating in the slightest.  This time, I cannot ignore the comparison.  To do so would be foolish.  Rick Horowitz at Probable Cause drew the same conclusion. It’s inescapable.

Regular readers know of my deep concern for children, probably more so than most of the brethren would like since I probably give greater weight to the safety of children than many others.  But it’s this concern for the welfare of kids that makes my heart break seeing this photograph.  Kids love uniforms.  Kids love weapons.  Kids love belonging to a group that bolsters their self-esteem.  Kids are not prepared to be pawns in geo-political causes.

To allow impressionable children to be indoctrinated into a nationalistic, paramilitary cause scares the hell out of me.  Radley called this “jackbootery”.  The word is too cute by far.  This is how a free society is murdered.

I might make a joke about the sort of merit badge one obtains by the accurate shooting of a wetback, but I can’t muster the will to find humor in this photograph. 

Judging Empathy: Is It Just the Five Percenters?

When President Obama announced that he would seek to appoint a justice to the Supreme Court who had empathy, Orin Kerr at Volokh Conspiracy attempted to figure out what he meant.  Orin used Obama’s words when he voted against John Roberts’ nomination as Chief Justice to frame the issue:


[W]hile adherence to legal precedent and rules of statutory or constitutional construction will dispose of 95 percent of the cases that come before a court, so that both a Scalia and a Ginsburg will arrive at the same place most of the time on those 95 percent of the cases — what matters on the Supreme Court is those 5 percent of cases that are truly difficult. In those cases, adherence to precedent and rules of construction and interpretation will only get you through the 25th mile of the marathon. That last mile can only be determined on the basis of one’s deepest values, one’s core concerns, one’s broader perspectives on how the world works, and the depth and breadth of one’s empathy.

Before Turk reads this quote and places undue emphasis on the marathon analogy, this has nothing to do with running, and is not an endorsement of Eric Turkewitz, not that he wouldn’t be empathetic or a wonderful choice.  This quote formed the basis for Norm Pattis to create the Trench Lawyer Movement, a post that Orin obviously neglected to read before writing his post.  No doubt Kerr regrets that omission now.

Orin accepted the premise that 95% of the cases considered by the Supremes would be easily disposed of as a matter of precedent, with all competent judges readily agreeing in the proper disposition.  The “empathy” factor, therefore, only came into play in the 5% of cases where the law failed to provide an “obvious” answer due to legal ambiguity. (Don’t get stuck on the percentage, as it’s a somewhat arbitrary number only intended to make the point that the percentage of cases in which there is a real dispute is relatively small.)  Orin offered two ways to think of how a justice would deal with that final 5%:


One approach is to see legal ambiguity as cause for judicial weighing. This view sees the role of the judge as narrow. The judge must weigh the best legal arguments on one side and the best legal arguments for the other, and must pick the side that has the better of it, no matter how slight the advantage.

The other approach is to see legal ambiguity as cause for judicial empowerment. This view sees the judge as dutifully following the law when the law is clear. But as soon as there is some ambiguity, and the law is unclear, then the judge is free to decide the case however he wants.

While the latter explanation was phrased in an obviously negative light, and for which Orin had his head ripped off by a couple hundred commenters, it was less intended to be pejorative than to make clear that it provided an opportunity for justices to exercise their “empathetic” views to fill the gap that the law left behind.

Dan Solove at Concurring Opinions took issue with Orin’s characterization of the empathetic judge as being “lawless” or “activist” in that 5% gap,



Ironically, empathy in the first sense would not be replacing law with politics as some critics may charge at least not from Hart’s perspective.  In hard cases, the law is silent.

In the second sense, is empathy more akin to lawlessness?  True, in a Hartian perspective, the judge who finds more cases to be hard will find more cases to be beyond the law.  But if those cases are indeed hard cases, then such a judge isn’t being lawless.  In fact, such a judge is being faithful to the law by not twisting it to fit cases it doesn’t fit.

Sadly, the issue gets perverted by the common critique that judges are being lawless or activist.  The issue is much more complicated, and it involves questions in jurisprudence that haven’t been adequately worked out.

While Dan admirably argues what empathy is not, there is no definition of what empathy is, or should be.

I start my approach from an entirely different stance than Orin or Dan, which should come as little surprise to either.  Initially, I reject Obama’s characterization of cases falling within the 95-5 percent framework.  When a case reaches the Supreme Court, it tends to have been subject to numerous levels of sanitization, meaning that all the ugly humanity has been drained from the statement of facts and the justices are shown a simplistic, cleansed vision of complex human interaction, and then asked to make its decision on a set of facts that never, in reality, existed. 

From my seat, one can either accept the sanitized version of reality or one can look more deeply into the facts as they crawled uphill to  Washington.  One of my constant criticisms of Supreme Court decisions is that they reflect a vision of conduct (and here I’m limiting my thoughts to criminal cases, since that’s obviously my focus) that we, trench lawyers, know isn’t real.  People are described as one dimensional, with singular motivations and characterized as entirely good or evil, honest or lying, worthy or unworthy.  The Supreme Court Justices tend to adopt these characterizations uncritically, and thereby make difficult decisions far easier. 

In my view, the empathetic judge is the one who rejects the simplistic version of a sanitized humanity, and views the human beings behind the briefs as living, breathing people, engaging in conduct that cannot be summed up in one sentence, with complex motivations, and engaging in conduct based on a breadth of influences.  In other words, the empathetic judge rejects the reduction of humanity to a sanitized caricature.  This will really screw things up on the bench, as it would require the justices to delve far deeper into reality than they are ever inclined to go.

When judges stop viewing the cases before them as “pat”, far more cases become “difficult” in the sense that they are no longer the clean, clear issues with the weighing of relative merit having been predigested for them. 

This leads to the next element of empathy, the weighing process.  In almost every Supreme Court decision, the issue before the Court requires a weighing of rights against authority, the government’s power to effectively execute its function.  This is, without question, where the empathy factor is most critical.  The Supreme Court, being both part of a branch of government and being comprised of people whose views have been framed by a lifetime of service within the government, tends to overestimate the value of government effectiveness and underestimate the value of personal freedom and protection.  In other words, the Justices perform their weighing function with the finger already on the government’s side of the scale.

Another criticism I’ve often levied on the Supremes is their lack of connection and understanding of how ordinary people think, feel, act and believe.  Most justices don’t hang out with regular folks often enough to understand, and even less with the downtrodden.  They go to different cocktail parties.  The Justices often dismiss the value of constitutional rights to real people with shocking regularity, and tend to lack an appreciation of the fact that most of us, at our most basic, believe that we have the right to be left alone. 

This lack of appreciation of how ordinary people view their rights is apparent in Justice Scalia’s recent decision in Kansas v. Ventris, where he dismissed as inconsequential a defendant’s right to counsel post arraignment.  This seemed to be a no-brainer; a defendant represented by counsel shouldn’t be questioned by the cops (or their agents).  Yet the decision went the other way.  This is one in a line of cases where the Court begins with the premise that a constitutional violation has, unquestionably, occurred, yet holds that there need be no remedy for suppression would hinder the effectiveness of police.

One can only deem the effectiveness of police more important than providing a remedy for an undisputed violation of the Constitution by a lack of empathy.  This over-appreciation of the need for governmental effectiveness demands justices who fail to understand that ordinary people believe that the proscriptions of the Constitution must mean something, and don’t when they can be admittedly violated at will.  As this weighing process occurs in almost every criminal case before the Supreme Court, then empathy will alter the calculation by taking into account the expectation of the citizenry that our favorable constitutional platitudes will find enforcement by our top court.  The empathetic judge will appreciate that people aren’t swayed or appeased by sophistry that manages to always favor government effectiveness over their constitutional rights.

The final element of empathy addresses another great failing of the Supreme Court, providing meaningful guidance of how we are to act following the rendering of a decision.  A pervasive problem with the Court’s decisions is that, after all is said and done, they have failed to provide any clear direction to the rest of us.  In other words, they decide cases but fail to sufficiently answer the real question so that we know what to do with their decision.

This was recently the case in Gant, but the best recent example is D.C. v. Heller, the blockbuster 2nd Amendment decision that left more questions on the table than it answered.  As the Court knew, absolutely, positively knew, that it opened the door to a bunch of questions that had to be answered in order to provide meaning to its central holding, Justice Scalia’s abject failure to address these questions was an affront to the people. 

An empathetic justice understand that a decision of the Supreme Court is not merely fodder for law review articles, or even blawg posts, but a guidepost for how real lives are judged, and how real people get locked up in prison, or freed on the rare occasion that a case goes the right way.  The empathetic justice comprehends that the Supreme Court does not engage in intellectual exercise, but in determining how ordinary folks are to guide themselves in their everyday conduct.  To do this, the decisions of the Court must answer the questions that real people have, in a way the provides meaning to real people.  The empathetic justice asks whether the Court’s ruling clarifies or muddies the waters for real people, whether for better or worse, the Supreme Court has made itself relevant to society by performing its function as the court of last resort.

Unlike Orin’s view of the empathetic justice flexing her empathetic muscles on the five percent of cases where the decision isn’t obvious, I believe that the empathetic justice will comprehend that many, perhaps most, decisions fail to satisfy the needs of the people for the reasons I’ve outline.  The empathetic judge, therefore, is the judge who considers the Supreme Court’s function in terms of how it applies to, impacts, affects, guides and helps the lives of all those people who believe that there are nine people wearing robes in Washington whose job it is to protect us from the government.   Who care.

And you already know what sort of lawyer I believe best suited to this task.

Only A Matter of Time: Brooklyn Law Cheats Its Way to 61 (Update)

Via the National Law Journal, Brooklyn Law Schools needs a good criminal defense lawyer, because they got nabbed.  While this is no doubt a very serious matter within the Academy, it strikes me as picture perfect.  Law schools have given the high ground to the annual rankings of U.S. News and World Reports.  Their vitality depends on where they fall on the list.  How could seemingly intelligent people willingly give away their souls to a magazine?


U.S. News & World Report said that it is “investigating” Brooklyn Law School’s responses to the magazine’s annual survey used to rank the country’s top law schools, specifically with respect to part-time students.

The magazine said it would look into the matter after some rival law schools noted that Brooklyn Law wasn’t listed in the part-time ranking and questioned whether the school also excluded part-time students in its responses for the overall ranking in an effort to boost its ranking.

Looking beyond the fact that this is Brooklyn, a borough not known for playing by someone else’s set of rules (or phonics), does it come as a shock that a school(s), which claim to hate the rankings yet comply like Pavlovian dogs, isn’t going to put its reputation in the hands of Mort Zuckerman’s minions to decide whether it’s sufficiently worthy of respect?  Think about it.  I still can’t imagine that any law school dean was foolish enough to send back the first questionaire.  Now they live and die on the rankings.

Bear in mind, law schools are reporting to a magazine, not the court, or the church or their mother.  This isn’t perjury; there isn’t a duty to tell USN&WR anything simply because they ask.  No one can force law schools to participate in this goofy charade.  No one can tell students to apply or alumni to contribute or to hire new grads, because a magazine said so.  Yet the law schools dutifully fill out the forms, send them in and eagerly await the results. 

Brooklyn Law School dismisses their “error”.


“For many years, we have engaged U.S. News editors in debate over what we regard as flaws in its rankings methodology,” the school said in a statement. “An important aspect of this debate has been our position that it is inappropriate to consider the numerical credentials (LSAT and GPA) of part-time students on the same basis as full-time students.”

After the school received no response from the magazine to a letter it sent to editors arguing against including part-time students and having heard no announcement that the change was going forward, the school kept up its past practice of excluding part-time students in it responses, the school said. In answering some questions that asked for information based on combined full- and part-time students, the school said its erroneous response providing information for full-time students was “completely inadvertent.”

Wrong answer.  To suggest that it was an “inadvertent” mistake is laughable.  They pore over these forms, crunch the numbers, then crunch them again.  At least within the very small pond of law schools, these numbers are god.  They don’t make “inadvertent” mistakes when it comes to their rankings.  To the extent that Brooklyn had any credibility following its response to the rankings questionaire, it lost it when it proffered this explanation.  Now we know that it cheated.  It would be a “so what” proposition, but for the fact that these rankings were so important, so critical, that it was something worthy of cheating on.

The right answer is so much simpler, so much more honest.  The rankings are crap and we’ve not playing the game anymore. 

What would happen to any law school that chose not to play?  Would it explode?  Disappear off the face of the earth?  Never receive another penny in donations, another application, another job offer to its students?  Come on.  It would, of course, be easiest for all if it started at the top, the law schools who don’t need the USN&WR seal of approval to prove their worth, but I suspect that these are the schools that secretly love the ratings, since they do well and it inures to their benefit.

It’s the law schools down the line, the ones that will never make it into the top 20, who want to pull the plug.  But then, if they creep up a few notches, they send out a press release about how they’re now the ginchiest law school around, hoping to attract another hundred applicants (and their application fees).  You see, as much as they hate the rankings, it’s a self-serving hatred.  They are equally shameless about using them to their own advantage whenever possible.

It’s a testament to the integrity of law schools that they made it this far without a scandal.  If these rankings were about lawyers, people would be gaming the system from day 1.  There isn’t a chance in the world that lawyers would play fair, or even care if they were playing fair.  Getting an advantage wherever possible is sport for lawyers, and there is no shame in trying.  Law schools prefer to believe they are on a higher ethical plane.  For academia, it’s about honor.  At least until the cash flow starts to dry up, at which point it’s about survival on a playing field designed by some magazine editors.

So Brooklyn Law School tried to play the system.  It’s still there, teaching students how to succeed in the game of law.  What is most curious about this scandal isn’t that it happened, but that it was instigated by other law schools jealous of Brooklyn’s position in the rankings.  If Brooklyn Law School is pathetic for having tried to game this silly system, how sad are the ones who ratted Brooklyn out.

Update: In a related matter, Syracuse will only let law students go to the bathroom once during exams to stop cheating.  When asked why, the dean responded, “because we’re not Brooklyn, dammit!”  Only kidding.  From Turley :


The law school told students that “During this exam period, we have received a significant number of reports from (first-year) students alleging academic dishonesty.” Limiting bathroom runs was better and more efficient than cavity searches or catheters.

And besides, cavity searches and catheters are exclusively reserved for the post exam parties.  So where exactly on the USN&WR’s questionaire is the space for “number of times cheating law students are allowed to go to the bathroom?”

Shotguns Aren’t Always the Answer

Gale and Sheila Muhs, of Liberty County, Texas, aren’t a good looking couple.  In fact, they are quite unattractive, even more so in their mug shots.  So it comes as no surprise that they were both easily annoyed and overly protective of the few things that were theirs.  This cost a 7 year old boy his life.  The Muhs’ had a shotgun.

From the Houston Chronicle :


Donald Coffey Jr., his father and friends were on their way back from joy riding near a levee and swimming in the Trinity River around 9 p.m. Thursday when homeowners Gale and Sheila Muhs fired at them with a 12-gauge shotgun, police say.

The men stopped to use the bathroom and got out of the Jeep near the Muhses’ home in the Westlake subdivision south of Dayton when a woman’s voice boomed through the darkness, Nelton said.

In a message peppered with expletives, she said, the voice ordered the group to get their vehicles off the property.

“And then I heard a shot and our windows were blown out,” Nelton said.

Donald Coffey Jr. was shot in the face, and later died.  Sheila Muhs felt entirely justified. 


Meanwhile, Sheila Muhs — whose home is fronted by a sign warning: “Trespassers will be shot. Survivers will be reshot!! Smile I will” — had called 911. Bishop said the woman told a dispatcher: “They’re running over our levee in big-wheel vehicles, and I shot them.” Officials have not released the 911 tape.


Now I’ve been told in the past that I just don’t understand how people think in Texas.  I admit it.  I don’t.  Is it their desperate love of property rights, the same that makes them feel that their Castle Doctrine should entitle them to kill at will anyone who breaches their doublewide?  Is it that they consider life so cheap that it’s barely worth a shrug when they take it, whether from those sentenced to execution or 7 year old children?  My Texas friends are right.  I don’t get it.

The stories don’t quite explain what Donald Coffey was doing on the Muhs’ property.  Was he peeing in the bushes or “big-wheeling” over their levies.  Was he doing harm to the property or simply touching it when the Muhs’ didn’t want anyone touching it.  I can’t tell.  But regardless, was it worth a death sentence?

Texans tell me that they have a fierce love of freedom, one that they are prepared to kill for.  It seems to me that they are prepared to kill for a lot of things, and that each individual Texan feels entitled to decide for himself what he’s entitled to do.  The Muhs thought their right to kill someone was not only so clear that they shot at will, but so funny that they put up a sign to reflect their sense of humor.  In other places, these people would be considered diseased. 

We regularly hear that every infringement on personal freedom finds justification “for the children,” which of course is nonsensical most (though not all) of the time.  It can be said of pretty much anything, and usually is, though the children excuse, aside from being cliché, usually bears little rational connection to the freedom infringed.  This time is different.  We know that because these two unattractive people killed a 7 year old.  Aren’t they proud of themselves for pulling the trigger on their shotgun?  Aren’t they so very Texan?

The machismo reflected in the attitude of those who see life as so cheap may not be quite as macho after this.  It doesn’t take a he-man to shoot a child.  Over an alleged trespass.  No threat of burglary or harm, just a simple trespass.  It seems that a little boy had to pee, not necessarily something one would want to happen on your property, but not quite worthy of a killing.

Are you proud of your son and daughter of Texas?  Does it make you feel righteous to fire a shotgun at a trespasser in the dark?  Can my Texas friends shrug off the death of a 7 year old, under the “he needed killing” theory?  It’s time to reassess just how willing people are to pull the trigger whenever something annoys them.

The Taser/DNA Decision: When Cops Put Their Heads Together

As previously promised, our hinterlands correspondent Kathleen Casey snuck into the Ryan Smith hearing to find out why police chose to taser Smith in order to collect a DNA sample to make up for the one he had previously given but they lost.  I am happy to report that she emerged physically unscathed, although she did suffer something akin to TMJ from stifling laughter in the courtroom.

Unfortunately, ADA Doreen Hoffmann never made it to the witness stand as Patrick Balkin, the defense lawyer, was satisfied that she was neither asked, nor told, that the cops planned to taser the DNA out of his client, and only learned of the details after 50,000 volts was spent.. 

So how did the cops reach the decision to use a taser to persuade the defendant to give up his spit?  From the Buffalo News :



In testimony contrary to what was written in a police report, Detective Lt. William M. Thomson said he was told by Assistant Niagara County District Attorney Doreen M. Hoffmann “we could use the minimum force that was necessary” to compel Ryan S. Smith to submit to a DNA sample while he was being detained by police.


Officers discussed different methods of forcing Smith to give the sample, including prying open his mouth with their hands, but the decided the Taser “would be the safest way,” testified Officer George W. McDonell, who administered the shock.


See, you cynics.  They were just trying to protect Smith.  And you thought it was some nefarious scheme to play with their tasers and teach Smith, who refused to comply for 20 minutes, that it’s not nice to disobey cops. And McDonell was no doubt correct, that a taser is far safer than the standard beating the crap out of the perp with batons (which also happens to leave marks).


During their testimony, McDonell, Sykes and Galie said Smith had refused numerous times to submit to the swab. They said Smith told them that if they wanted the sample they were going to have to shock him with a Taser.

Ding, ding, ding.  Taser!  Say, fellow officers.  Why didn’t we think of that.  And now, he’s requested it.  Right? I mean, he did say that we should shock him with a taser, didn’t he?  That’s like giving permission, right?


McDonell testified he gave Smith a “dry stun” — referring to what police call a “less effective” shock that doesn’t shoot prongs from the Taser into the recipient — to his left shoulder for about 1 to 2 seconds. The normal length of time a person is shocked is five seconds, unless the officer manually stops the equipment, McDonell testified.

After the shock, Smith complied with their request to take a mouth swab, they said.

There nothing like a taser to get someone to voluntarily comply, ya know.


After the sample was taken from Smith, he was charged with criminal contempt, “because of the means that it took to get him to comply,” McDonell said.

After all, they were forced to taser him first, and the officers will suffer the trauma for the rest of their lives.  Someone has to pay for their psychic pain.

Now the refusal of a defendant to comply with a lawful court order would ordinary subject the defendant to criminal contempt, entitling the cops to arrest and jail him until the judge determines what to do about it.  But that would be no fun at all, and this group of cops certainly needed to have some fun after the emotional drain of watching their partner and buddy, Officer Ryan G. Warme, humiliated by the feds when he was nabbed for conspiracy to distribute crack.  Unfortunately, Warme was unavailable to testify at the hearing. 

And besides, Smith asked for it.

On a serious note, the choice of using a taser to subdue Smith to obtain his “compliance” was the product of this groups of fine police officers and detectives putting their heads together and carefully, deliberately and rationally thinking through their options and selecting the one that, in their view, best suited the situation.  This is what comes of giving police officers discretion in how best to protect and serve.

New York Court of Appeals: GPS Requires A Warrant

In a lengthy split decision, the New York Court of Appeals has reversed the denial of suppression where police placed a GPS tracking device called a “Q Ball” on a car in People v. Weaver.  In a 4-3 decision authored by Chief Judge Jonathon Lippman, the Court rejected the argument that GPS tracking was merely an extension of a police officers acknowledged right to observe a vehicle on a public road.


With the addition of new GPS satellites, the technology is rapidly improving so that any person or object,such as a car, may be tracked with uncanny accuracy to virtually any interior or exterior location, at any time and regardless of atmospheric conditions. Constant, relentless tracking of anything is now not merely possible but entirely practicable, indeed much more practicable than the surveillance conducted in Knotts. GPS is not a mere enhancement of human sensory capacity, it facilitates a new technological perception of the world in which the situation of any object may be followed and exhaustively recorded over, in most cases, a practically unlimited period. The potential for a similar capture of information or “seeing” by law enforcement would require, at a minimum, millions of additional police officers and cameras on every street lamp.

While it’s difficult to discern the dividing line, the Court held, under the state Constitution which it reaffirmed to be more protective than the federal Constitution, that technological intrusion into the realm of personal privacy has its limits, no matter how good an analogy can be crafted to argue that it’s just the latest flavor of what police have been allowed to do all along.


It would appear clear to us that the great popularity of GPS technology for its many useful applications, may not be taken simply as a massive, undifferentiated concession of personal privacy to agents of the state. Indeed, contemporary technology projects our private activities into public space as never before. Cell technology has moved presumptively private phone conversation from the enclosure of Katz’s phone booth to the open sidewalk and the car, and the advent of portable computing devices has re-situated transactions of all kinds to relatively public spaces. It is fair to say, and we think consistent with prevalent social views, that this change in venue has not been accompanied by any dramatic diminution in the  socially reasonable expectation that our communications and transactions will remain to a large extent private.

While leaving open the possibility, indeed probability, that there will be exigencies where a GPS device can be used without a warrant, Judge Lippman nonetheless affirms that we haven’t forsaken all rights to privacy by turning on the ignition, and that even in automobiles we retain a reasonable expectation of some privacy.

It is, of course, true that the expectation of privacy has been deemed diminished in a car upon a public thoroughfare. But, it is one thing to suppose that the diminished expectation affords a police officer certain well-circumscribed options for which a warrant is not required and quite another to suppose that when we drive or ride in a vehicle our expectations of privacy are so utterly diminished that we effectively consent to the unsupervised disclosure to law enforcement authorities of all that GPS technology can and will reveal.

The Weaver decision is a hugely significant decision on many levels, ranging from the internal division amongst the judges on the issues of search and seizure, technology, automobile exception, state constitutional breadth and deference to law enforcement.  With Judge Lippman in his new seat at the center of the bench, this decision provides a critical insight into where the Court of Appeals places constitutional rights in general, and how they view use of perpetually more intrusive technology in law enforcement.

The opinion explains its rejection of GPS as just another pair of eyes based upon its degree of intrusiveness into the lives and movement of the individual, which is unlikely to provide much guidance for the next techno-enforcement trick to find its way into the police arsenal.  It does, however, suggest that the Court, by a slim majority, is unprepared to let the scope of constitutional rights be dictated by technological advances rather than the preservation of personal privacy.

Unfortunate though the wiggle room remains for future exceptions may be, the clear message is that the New York Constitution still considers personal privacy, even in an automobile, worthy of protection, and that they will not blindly accept the intrusiveness of new technology to diminish constitutional rights.  A very encouraging decision, and one that every New York criminal defense lawyer should read.

Can You Smell That Smell?

Anyone who has ever done a motion to suppress a dog alert is likely to be well aware of the many variables, not to mention foibles, of drug dogs.  They aren’t nearly as perfect as most people think, subject both to fairly common false positive alerts as well as the indications of their handlers to “alert”, itself a curious choice of descriptions, whenever they want them to get excited.  Yet, when a drug dog alerts, humans with robes throw up their hands and accept it as conclusive.  We so love things that take responsibility for decision-making out of our hands.

But what about the human nose?  There’s no myth attached to the human ability to smell.  Unless, of course, the nose is attached to the face of a police officer.  Then, like the other senses that far surpass those of mortals, it can achieve almost dog-like abilities.  David Tarrell at In the Moment got me thinking about this when he posted about passing “The Smell Test.”


I read a police report the other day in which a search warrant was procured after an investigator allegedly “smelled” raw marijuana when his allergies flared up after he entered a house. Another time, in misdemeanor DUI case, the judge denied the motion to suppress I filed after a cop smelled marijuana while sitting at a stop light and my client cruised through the green light with the window rolled down. When he denied the motion, after I argued the impossibility of such “probable cause,” he commented that I must not have been around pot very much. (How was I supposed to answer that question? Maybe he was just mad at me for asking the cop if he drove, Ace Ventura-style, with his head out the window?)

Having had my share of cases involving an officer’s discovery of marijuana by scent, and having discussed the possibility of this with a variety of people who are far more knowledgeable on the subject than me, two questions arose.  First, stemming from David’s experience, I can’t help but wonder what personal experience the judge possessed for him to suggest that David hadn’t been around pot very much.  If a defendant said something like that, you can bet that it would come in as an admission.

Perhaps the judge was speaking from the experience in the courtroom, where pot comes into evidence at trial.  Of course, by the time of trial, the marijuana is a putrid mass of decaying vegetable matter, emitting a strong, often sickening odor.  Just so I’m clear, this isn’t about the seizure of a joint, but large quantities of growing or fresh-cut marijuana; raw, unburning marijuana.  I suspect that few judges have much experience with the fresh stuff, and confuse the odor of the stuff a year later, having been kept in sealed plastic bags, with the smell of green pot on the stem. 

In almost every instance, there is testimony of a police officer about the strong odor of this fresh marijuana, which invariably leads them to search and discover it, whether it’s in a grow house, car trunk or suitcase.  No matter that it’s perma-sealed in airtight containers.  The odor, as judges apparently believe, escapes nonetheless whenever a police officer comes near.  This has long been a source of amusement  for defense lawyers.  Probably for cops as well.

The second issue is that absence of any good research, or viable expert, to dispel this ridiculous claim that police officers can smell fresh marijuana, while the rest of us cannot.  I’m not sure that this falls into the same category of “furtive movements,” that old saw that can never be disproven and invariably rears its ugly head whenever a cop can offer no other explanation for pistol whipping a perp.  There is objective evidence relating to marijuana, such as the place its found and the manner in which it’s sealed.  Consequently, there should be a way to put police claims to the smell test.

The problem, obviously, is that the people I know who know exactly what odors are emitted by large quantities of fresh marijuana aren’t inclined to offer testimony.  There’s even a question as to whether they would be allowed to testify as experts, though no rational person would question their expertise.  But these experts inform me, each and every time, that the cops are full of it.  There is no possible way their claims could be true.  Not even close.  Yet judges, who have heard them repeated with great frequency, know better.  As did David’s judge, they look down from on high, smile and mutter, “silly lawyer who doesn’t know as much about marijuana as I do.”  Hahaha.  Suppression denied.

It’s bad enough that the law bridges its own logical gap through the facile use of legal fictions.  It;s the factual fictions, the ones that conclude that the earth is flat no matter the truth may be, that drive people nuts.  In the absence of empirical proof that a police officer’s alleged mystical nose cannot smell the scent of fresh marijuana through vacuum sealed packaging, within a sealed container, through glass windows and more than a mile away, we are left with the testimony of a cop that he did so and the “inside knowledge” of a judge that fresh cut marijuana can stink up a courtroom like nobody’s business.

If only there were some aggie profs who would dedicate their professional careers to the empirical study of cannibis sativa.  Or maybe there’s a nose expert out there who can fill the gap.