Yearly Archives: 2016

When The First Amendment Isn’t A Clearly Established Right

Daniel McGowan made three mistakes. The first landed him in federal prison. The second landed him in SHU, the kinder, gentler name of Special Housing Unit because solitary confinement sounds too unpleasant. The third was thinking that just because he was a federal prisoner, he still had constitutional rights. The Second Circuit put that notion to an end.

Via Cristian Farias at the Huff Post:

Daniel McGowan, an environmental activist whose prosecution for “eco terrorism” was the subject of an award-winning film, was finishing his seven-year term at a Brooklyn halfway house when he wrote a HuffPost blog post that contained details about a secretive prison where he had spent years in isolation.

There was nothing particularly revealing about what he wrote: Much of it had been made public in an ongoing civil rights lawsuit he and other low-risk prisoners filed in federal court in Washington challenging their placement there, for no other reason than their political views or who they are.

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Lawyer Fashionista: Tee Time Is Cop-Tastic!

Yes, it’s been a while since last I lorded my exemplary good taste in legal sartorial splendor over you losers who wear suits without vents and shoes with square toes. But the time is ripe for the return of my sound advice, because I know how much you care about casual wear to fill your work/life balance wardrobe.

Yes, this is about the beloved tee. T-shirts matter, and nothing matters more than to use a tee for virtue signalling, and there is no greater signal of virtue than to don the gang colors of law enforcement.  But, but, but, you ask, where can I find such a glorious shirt?  The hero t-shirt club, of course.

THE T-SHIRTS OF REAL AMERICAN HEROES

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New York’s Prosecutors Agree, We’re Special

The idea of an official commission to investigate prosecutorial misconduct would hardly seem like a threat to life as we know it.  It will no doubt be staffed by the usual suspects, the blue ribbon types who speak in moderated tones and have a proven facility to make excuses and rationalizations for impropriety whenever possible. Like the Civilian Complaint Review Board types, who quickly become co-opted into officialdom.

That prosecutors who engage in impropriety have to already endure stern lectures in the rare instance when they’re caught is bad enough. And if they do it again, well, then they have to endure another stern lecture. That will show ’em.

And so, the idea of a state prosecutorial misconduct commission to address impropriety received a less-than-loving embrace from . . . prosecutors.

District attorneys made an 11th-hour appeal to state legislators Wednesday to oppose the creation of a commission to investigate complaints about overzealous or unethical prosecutors and recommend sanctions, including possible removal from office.

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Judge Aaron Persky And The Hypocrites’ Revenge

It’s different.  There is no explanation, no rational justification for why it’s any different than a murder, or any other battery, or, frankly, any malum in se offense, but that doesn’t stop the self-serving hypocrites from trying.  The vapidity of the claim was obvious in Stanford professor Estelle Freedman’s op-ed on the Brock Turner case and the need to change the legal system’s view of rape and sexual assault:

But Judge Persky’s fate, whatever it is, may be less important than the reaction ignited by his sentencing. The energies unleashed by this case present a potential to reframe the issue of rape. What we need is a sustained critique of unequal privilege before the law and a true understanding of the deep and lasting damage that sexual assault exacts on its victims and their families.

Feel it? Feel that “deep and lasting damage”?  No mention of the deep and lasting damage of a murder. Not of a beating. Just sexual assault, which is different because, something, something, it just is. Continue reading

When Confidential Meets The Crime-Fraud Exception And Conflict

Much interest has been raised by the intersection of Donald Trump’s “complaint” about United States District Judge Gonzalo Curiel’s “bias,” and the efficacy of seeking the judge’s recusal not because there is any legitimacy to the bias argument itself, but that Trump’s making a stink about Judge Curiel’s heritage and associations creates a new level of antagonism.  This, of course, gives rise to no legal basis to seek recusal.

There are two points to be made: first, that behaving like a jerk (whether you think Trump was racist or had a legit beef) cannot give rise to demanding recusal based upon the jerk behavior. Second, that there may well be actual antagonism as a result of such behavior, such that the judge is, in fact, biased against a litigant, doesn’t change the fact that it would be legally untenable to allow this to serve as a basis for recusal.  After all, if that were allowed, anybody could create a rift with a judge they didn’t want by calling the judge a name, thus accomplishing by being offensive that which they couldn’t accomplish otherwise.

That the judge might now really hate the litigant because of his actions has nothing to do with it.  And that’s how legal doctrine works, as it should.

So why then is it entirely different when the government seeks to separate a defendant from his lawyer?  Say hi to the Curcio hearing, which was held after United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, Preet Bharara, prevailed in compelling two defense lawyers to appear before a grand jury to reveal their client’s confidences. Continue reading

ERAD, Because It’s Not Just About The Cash (Update)

What are the chances Oklahoma, of all places, would be on the cutting edge of high tech? Yet, when it comes to glomming money, they’re on it. Like flies on shit.

The Oklahoma Department of Public Safety has purchased Electronic Recovery and Access to Data machines for installation in Oklahoma Highway Patrol and Oklahoma City police cruisers, according to an Oklahoma Watch report published Tuesday. The device tells officers the balance of prepaid debit cards and gift cards, and allows them to seize the money if they determine it’s suspicious. ERAD readers also can provide limited information about pretty much any card with a magnetic strip, including bank debit cards and credit cards.

This explanation is slightly flawed, which is understandable given its source. You see, ERAD enables cops to seize money.  Whether they “determine it’s suspicious” or not is spin, and even as spin goes, it’s wrong. Continue reading

A Mother’s Help At Lynn University

There are rapes. And then there’s, well, not rape.  Just as one doesn’t prove the other, it cuts both ways. And the finding against a male student at Lynn University was the sort of thing that gives rise to the core concerns that colleges have no business getting into the Title IX rape business.

The impetus for the accusation wasn’t that the female student thought she was raped, but that she was pushed into making the accusation. According to the suit filed by the male student, she went to the Boca Raton police.

The suit says that Boca Raton Police found that Doe and his accuser had consensual sex at a dorm party with alcohol last fall, and called her belated rape claim “unfounded.”

Though she filed the rape claim against Doe with Lynn’s Campus Security office the day after their liaison, in a video-recorded interview with female detectives at the police station, the accuser never claimed he had raped her, according to Doe. The police report says she told them her friends and parents wanted her to accuse Doe.

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Brock Turner’s Too Good Friend (Update)

Contrary to the simplistic belief of many, criminal defense lawyers don’t argue for the best possible sentence because they believe that horrendous crimes deserve as little punishment as possible, but because that’s our duty to our client. Ken White explains why at Fault Lines. We expect, hope, to get the lowest possible sentence under the circumstances.

Sometimes it exceeds our wildest imagination. The six month sentence imposed by Judge Aaron Persky on rapist Brock Turner, the Stanford swimmer, was shocking. That his father wrote a tone deaf letter to the judge about his “steep price for 20 minutes of action” is outrageous, but unsurprising. After all, it’s a parent’s job to support his child. That the victim wrote an eloquent impact statement that moved everyone except the judge is beyond comprehension.

That the judge imposed such an absurdly insignificant sentence is hard to explain. The prosecution asked for six years. Paul Cassell would have given him 97 to 121 months. Bill Otis wants to give the judge life plus cancer for such an “unserious” sentence and argues that this proves the need for mandatory minimums.

There are a great many agendas wrapped up in Turner’s sentence, from the contention that men don’t take rape seriously to white privilege, and the need to remove overly lenient judges, putting the fear of recall into them lest they not match popular cries for harshness. The sentence in this case may not prove anything beyond one case, but it surely feeds every one of these arguments, and more. Continue reading

Silly Rabbit, Bathrooms Are For Kids

The discussion is all about transgender bathrooms, but it was never just about bathrooms. High school freshman sprinter Alia Bales probably doesn’t have any problem with Haines High School senior, Nattaphon Wangyot, being transgender, but she does have a problem with competing against a biological male.

In what is believed to be a first for Alaska, a transgender athlete competed in an individual event at a high school championship Friday at the state track and field meet at Dimond Alumni Field in Anchorage. Wangyot was among hundreds of students competing on the first day of the championships.

You can utter the word equality all you want, but Ice runs faster than Alia because Ice is a male who identifies as a female, and Alia is a female who doesn’t have the benefit of a male’s anatomy.  And because equality, much as it’s a lovely word, doesn’t work the way we would like it to work just because that’s how we would like it to work. Continue reading

Legal Ethics In The Age of Feelz: What Else You Got?

Ethics is one of those words that’s susceptible to varying meanings, which makes it a great vehicle for anyone with a moderately good handle on empty rhetoric to pretend to have a grip, and to couch their personal feelz in its jargon. The American Bar Association has become ground zero for this stroll down the road to perdition.

At its mid-winter meeting, it went on a social justice roll, with resolutions that would require corporate boards to reflect diversity and inclusion, bar exam questions matched to identitarian groups (like Indian law for native American bar takers), opening law to alt-law entities to facilitate access to justice, and soon thereafter, a new laundry list of things law firms shouldn’t discriminate against, such as socioeconomic status.  Why has the ABA gotten itself embroiled in all these social justice issues? Because it can. Because it’s a captive association for deeply passionate people, particularly academics. Because JUSTICE!!!

And if there is such a thing as God Justice, and if the high priests know what’s best for society, because they’re wiser than all who have come before, why not take the blind leap from things that, arguably, are tangentially associated with law and untether legal ethics from law altogether?  Damn straight, Skippy. Continue reading