About ten days ago, SJ hit a landmark, the 100,000 thousandth comment by the commenter who had gone by the handle “El Professor Presente” until he got tired of typing all those letters shortened it to the erudite “el pee pee” (let that be a lesson). And as promised, a copy of Nathan Burney’s Illustrated Guide to Criminal Law went out in the post.
I asked only one thing in return, that EPP send back a pic of him upon receipt, because (you know) without pics, it didn’t happen.
It happened. He’s cuter than I imagined.
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Miaow! That is all.
Just to be nit-picky: 100,000 thousand is one hundred million.
I’m a lawyer. Fuck you, math nazi.
Which means the only math you need is billable hours. 🙂
Fact Check: False!
I can also divide by three.
I’m pretty sure that used to be the Brain’s copy of the cookbook. It’s all becoming clear now.
I’d also like to point out that if he hadn’t responded to my Schrodinger’s cat comment with a question about my handle strategy, your 11:48 in the Walter Olson thread would probably have won the prize.
And he called me lazy.
A cat and a cookbook in the same frame. Hmmm…
On he Internet, nobody knows if you’re a cat.
So close.
I wouldn’t have suspected el professor as a Miaoist.
Nice. The LPP on the coffee cup says, “Preschool and Kindergarten” and he’s teaching from the “Anarchist Cookbook?”
Teaching kids how to make napalm from Ivory soap flakes and gasoline is usually a middle school thing.
I applaud LPP’s early childhood development work.
It’s never too early to save a child.
Otstanding EPP!
If the shag matches your placemats you are a God in my book.