When Vice President J.D. Vance got off his plane, he was met with a banner that read “Yankee Go Home.” The advance team tried to find a local who supported Vance’s visit, but came up empty. And so the visit came and went with little more than Vance claiming that Denmark has failed to safeguard Greenland, a claim for which there was absolutely no basis. Not that Vance cared.
Vance: “The president said we have to have Greenland, and I think we do have to be more serious about the security of Greenland. We cannot just ignore this place. We cannot just ignore the president’s desires.” pic.twitter.com/kkGRbamsqp
— The Bulwark (@BulwarkOnline) March 28, 2025
After all, isn’t Trump’s “desires” what matters most? And Trump desired Greenland.
As if to drive home the point, Mr. Trump told reporters in the Oval Office on Friday: “We have to have Greenland. It’s not a question of ‘Do you think we can do without it.’ We can’t.”
How we ever managed to survive without Greenland before might seem like a mystery to those who care deeply about Trump’s desires, although it might have something to do with the American military base already on Greenland with the permission of our NATO ally, Denmark. Yes, the same Denmark that Vance accused of being a bad ally and failing Greenland, apparently forgetting that Denmark willingly sent soldiers to fight alongside us, at our request.
Yet one of the mysteries hanging over the Vance tour is how far Mr. Trump is willing to go to achieve his goal. That has been the question since early January, when Mr. Trump, awaiting his inauguration, was asked whether he would rule out economic or military coercion to get his way. “I’m not going to commit to that,” he said. “You might have to do something.”
The people of Greenland may prefer greater independence from Denmark, but they have no interest in becoming an American territory. What about their “desires”? But Trump says we can’t do without them, so that’s what really matters.
It’s not that Greenland isn’t strategically valuable to the United States in protecting itself against Russian and Chinese attack. It’s not that this hasn’t been true for a long time.
Mr. Trump is not wrong when he claims that there are strategic advantages to acquiring the territory. William Seward, the secretary of state under Abraham Lincoln and Andrew Johnson, was negotiating to buy the territory for a bit more than $5 million in 1868 — with Iceland thrown in — just after he acquired Alaska. But the deal never came to fruition. Harry Truman wanted the territory after World War II, recognizing that failure to control it would give advantage to the Soviets, and make the United States more vulnerable to Soviet submarines.
Had this been about expanding the United States’ military presence in Greenland, there is every reason to believe that Greenland would have been fine with it. There was no need to seize it, to own it, to dominate it, even if that would have facilitated our using Greenland as a military buffer for an attack across the arctic. But by saying we’re just going to take it, one way or another, and then falsely denigrating our ally, Denmark, we’ve burned any good will that might have enabled a cooperative venture that would benefit everyone.
So what’s the option now that Trump has made it clear that he’s seizing the territory of an ally, one way or another?
Just before he left, Mr. Vance was asked if military plans had been drafted to take Greenland if it declines to become an American protectorate.
“We do not think that military force is ever going to be necessary,” he said. “We think the people of Greenland are rational and good, and we think we’re going to be able to cut a deal, Donald Trump-style, to ensure the security of this territory, but also the United States of America.”
The people of Greenland are rational and good. Because of this, they don’t want to become an American territory. Much as Vance doesn’t think military force will be necessary, a “Donald Trump-style” deal suggests that there will be no alternative. As his success with getting Putin to agree to a ceasefire shows, he’s not very good at making deals. And if there is no deal, and Trump is disinclined to look foolish for having failed to get Greenland, what then can he do?
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It’s part of the deep strategic 3-D chess moves our President is making. It’s another brilliant power play on the international scene. It connects to Ukraine, Iran and North Korea. Like I said, it’s deep. When the Iranians see our take over of an ally, what choice will they have but to abandon their nuclear program? They have already put out feelers for a new round of informal talks. Just look at the timing of that breaking news, just when Vice President Vance arrived in Greenland. He even used an expletive describing the cold while in front of the troops and the cameras. They don’t call him J. D. For nothing. Putin has his Medvedev, Trump has J. D. Notice the difference. Medvedev is a mouthy shrimp (just like Putin), do you notice how tall J. D. Vance is as he stands next to the Greenlanders? It’s time to talk tough and send some messages. Didn’t Putin just announce that he would agree to let the UN govern Ukraine? Did you notice the timing of that announcement? China is watching. Rocket Man is watching. The Mullahs are watching. France is watching. Now is the time. And as an added bonus, we can build a new Guantanamo to house all the MS 19 and Tren de Aragua thugs on Greenland. Like J. D. Said it’s f——— cold in Greenland. You don’t want to be sent there by ICE. Oh look, ICE next to Greenland. Ha, ha, ha. President Trump is making a funny while he dominates the global scene. He does things with style!
Trump is NOT playing 3-D chess, he’s playing “Go Fish” while fantasizing about playing Naked Twister w/ AOC and his daughter in law Lara… or Hangman with Adam Schiff. He’d be playing GTA, but can’t figure out how to turn the computer back on.
It is sad that we are at a place in our country where I can not tell the difference between satire and a true believer.
It was meant to be satire. But I know what you mean.
Ray,
Sorry, I’d been on another board where I’d been engaging in discussion w/ a Trump supporter/ true believer and thought your post was more of the same.
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
The defense strategy for the last 80 years has not needed the US to own Greenland or any other country’s territory. This is pure empire-building.
To be a king Trump needs a kingdom which he has in the United States, but to be an emperor he needs an empire hence the push for Greenland, Panama and Canada. Too bad his MAGAsty has spoken so vituperatively about Mexico and other Latin countries, there might be a few waiting to be assimilated. . . Maybe the Falklands?
There is no end to this narcissist’s self aggrandizement. But, we were warned!
Trump being Trump.
Trump’s action are so AWESOME.
I can’t wait for April 2nd, Liberation From Capital Gains Day!!!
In 2017 The Economist wrote, “He chafes under the limitations of being the most powerful man in the world.” It was funny at the time.
Are the intelligent pro-Trump comments getting trashed?
Where are the people who voted for this malignant narcissist?
Speak up. Own this. Defend this. Make it makes sense.