To begin, my uncle served in Vietnam and my father-in-law is a retired Army Colonel. So this whole bit’s going to be very pro military. If that bothers you, go somewhere else today.
It is extremely impressive to me that our military took seven B2 stealth bombers in Missouri, had them fly over 30 hours to Iran, they dropped bombs on targets basically the size of exhaust ports on the Death Star and then flew back home with zero American casualties.
The fact that we dropped said bombs through exhaust ports at Fordo will never stop being funny to me because it means the Iranian “geniuses” who designed that place never saw Star Wars. GEORGE LUCAS DESIGNED THE DEATH STAR THAT WAY SO NO ONE WOULD DO THAT. Wake up, Iran.
“The 12 Day War” is terrible branding. Donnie needs to do better. Maybe “Iran Whoop Ass Liberation Period From Big Explodie Boom Booms.”
We had a vested interest in making sure a country that calls “Death to America” a slogan never got a nuke. Full stop.
We all know Pete Hegseth was out for blood after SignalGate right? Like he had to be “NOT ONE WORD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OR THERE WILL BE BLOOD…”
One wonders if the President was sitting in the situation room going “Don’t make me count to three, Khameni. One, two…BANG I told you bitches not to make Daddy count to three.”
It can’t get more awesome or badass to me that a man named Dan “Raisin’” Cain was part of this whole operation. Dude sounds like he’s out of a GI Joe cartoon.
One idiot journalist at CNN triggered a dick measuring contest with the US Military and the President over whether our bombs are effective. What a time to be alive.
“These two countries have been fighting for so long they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing” is an epic line for any President and it needs to go down in history.
All those folks who didn’t take Donnie seriously about the “But I might” bombing threats damn sure do about 30% more now, and that’s a good thing for America.
And finally, this whole awe inspiring can of whoop-ass was brought to you by the greatest fighting force this world’s ever seen, the United States Military.
AMERICA: FUCK YEAH!
See you next week, everyone!
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I think Trump called it the 12 Day War because the previous standard for a decisive victory was the Six Day War, so this must be twice as great.
“One idiot journalist at CNN triggered a dick measuring contest with the US Military and the President over whether our bombs are effective.”
Yeah, how DARE the media question this current administration…
/eyeroll
It seems to me that neither POTUS nor SecDev can distinguish between the performance of the airmen (excellent by all accounts) and the effectiveness of the bombs (maybe not so much).
you nailed it. They are hiding behind the troops (as usual) to cover for their crappy plan
Crappy plan? Maybe. But is interesting that the Iranians have expressed a desire to come back to the negotiating table, and that the Iranian president has just said that the Iranian nuclear program was greatly damaged by the bombing (despite what the Ayatollah has said). I’m skeptical of the President’s claim that the nuclear program was obliterated, but I doubt that it was hardly effected as reported by some unidentified leaker. Iran can’t be allowed to build nuclear bombs and to have ICBM capabilities. The military executed the attack flawlessly, and demonstrated to bad actors throughout the world that they can be reached. I suspect Vladimir Putin, Kim Jon Un and Xi Jinping have taken notice our our military capacity and are gravely concerned.
The Operational Security, execution and accuracy of the strikes are very impressive. Even the IAEA says Iran’s nuclear program was severely damaged, and that there are localized radiation leaks.
I give them an A+ across the board.
And let’s not forget the men in the two Patriot battery that protected 10000 men and a major base. 44 men, 21 to 28 years old and they did their job. The largest Patriot missile engagement in U.S. history.