Picture the director of the FBI, K$sh Patel, alone wandering dark hallways, finding locked doors in long forgotten corridors of the Hoover building, stumbling onto a room, a SCIF, filled with cobwebs and the stench of conspiracy. He flips on the light switch and there, in bags meant to be burned by the malevolent but inexplicably intact, he finds papers.

Thousands of pages of papers, and upon reading page after page, realizes that he’s stumbled onto the treasure trove of proof of President Obama’s 2016 Russia conspiracy, plus a secret confidential “annex” to the Durham report created years later, to damage poor Donald Trump’s effort to make America great again by tainting him with the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax!

How fortuitous to make this finding, just as angry mobs chanting Epstein surround the White House. Who cares about boring Jeffrey and his stealing little girls from Trump when here it is, proof of Obama’s “treason”! Treason, says Tulsi. Treason, says K$sh. Treason, says Ratcliffe. Treason, says Bondi. Treason. And definitely not Epstein.

FBI Director Kash Patel found a trove of sensitive documents related to the origins of the Trump–Russia probe buried in multiple “burn bags” in a secret room inside the bureau, sources told Fox News Digital.

Sources told Fox News Digital that the “burn bag” system is used to destroy documents designated as classified or higher.

Sources told Fox News Digital that multiple burn bags were found and filled with thousands of documents.

Sources? Close enough when it’s something this explosive, this outrageous, this not-Epstein.

The declassification of the classified annex is being done in close coordination between CIA Director John Ratcliffe, Patel, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, Attorney General Pam Bondi and acting National Security Agency Director William Hartman.

But can’t the president snap his fingers and declassify anything found in his bathroom? I mean, after his term of office, of course not, but now that he’s back in the saddle again, it can be done in a second.

The declassified annex will be transmitted to Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley, who ultimately will release the document to the public.

Well, of course Chuck will, good soldier that he is. Although, why it’s not being released to the public right this very moment remains a mystery. After all, a president committing treason is kind of a big deal and should not be hidden from the public at all.

“Ultimately, the release of the classified annex will lend more credibility to the assertion that there was a coordinated plan inside the U.S. government to help the Clinton campaign stir up controversy connecting Trump to Russia,” the source, who was granted anonymity to discuss sensitive intelligence matters that have not yet been made public, told Fox News Digital.

Whoa, wait. Already backing off the claim by not saying that it proves anything, but merely “lends more credibility” suggests this trove of secret hidden extremely damaging documents, that were somehow in burn bags but left unburned in a secret room in the Hoover building nobody in the FBI knew about in and was only discovered when Director K$sh wandered down the dark hallways would “help” the Clinton campaign “stir up controversy”?

And what’s with this source who was granted anonymity because he (or an appropriately attractive she) broke the law by disclosing secret information? Who did he need anonymity from? What were the chances that K$sh was going to do anything about some wag feeding a story to Fox News that was great for Trump, other than give him a medal and make him the head of Cybersecurity?

Of course, if you don’t follow Fox News, or get your news from the MAGAsphere, there is a possibility that you’re unaware of K$sh’s miraculous discovery, as it’s nowhere to be found in the lamestream media. There are two possible reasons for this, the first being that the New York Times is covering for Obama’s treason because it hates Trump that much.

The second reason is that this is such a laughably flagrant attempt to manufacture a claim against the MAGA-hated golden oldie, Barrack Hussein Obama, that maybe, just maybe, no one will notice that Trump just said Epstein stole 14-year-old Virginia Giuffre from him in 2000, even if Trump still called Epstein “a terrific guy” who was “a lot of fun to be with” two years later. And maybe even sent him a birthday note. which might come out if the Epstein files were ever released.

H/T Hal