Author Archives: SHG

A Condition of Employment

Not long ago, I took a look at the University of California, Berkeley, rubric for assessing faculty hires on diversity, equity and inclusion. This arose when someone asked me what, in the process of teaching an engineering subdiscipline, they could possibly say to assuage the student interviewers who care nothing about the teaching or the discipline, but only about DEI.

What part of thermo had anything to do with DEI? Beats me was the best response I could give, since I’m disinclined to string together meaningless incoherent phrases that students seem to find appealing and persuasive, ignoring that they are total gibberish.

Unlike my interlocutor, Yoel Inbar had an answer to the question. His answer was that DEI has little to do with his teaching or research. The kids were not impressed by his honesty or clarity. Continue reading

When “Breaking Things” Costs Lives

News broke yesterday that Casetext, the legal-space start-up by Jake Heller and Pablo Arredondo, was bought by Thomson Reuters for $650 million. Having followed Casetext from the beginning, when it started with a dumb idea of a collaborative legal research tool to its pivot into legal research, and further pivot to include AI legal research. As recent experience before Judge Kevin Castel showed when papers included non-existent cases invented by AI, bad legal tech can cause some very real problems for lawyers and their clients. It’s avoidable with a little effort, certainly, but bad tech nonetheless.

But the ethos of “move fast, break things,” assumes that no one is going to be harmed should an attempt at innovation go awry. When it comes to most tech and innovation, that’s mostly true, although there can always be an argument made that by a few gyrations harm ultimately befell someone. And when it comes to spotty tech like generative AI in the law, what sort of lazy, sloppy lawyer wouldn’t check the cites generated by AI to make sure they existed? After all, who would believe that when ChatGPT tells you that Smith v. Jones is a 1978 District of New Jersey case that was on all fours, it pulled it out of its artificial anus? Continue reading

Tuesday Talk*: Admissions After Affirmative Action

Assuming, arguendo, the Supreme Court holds that race-conscious college admissions are unconstitutional, then what? Given that universities are dedicated to the existential cause of diversity, equity and inclusion, regardless of what the Supreme Court has to say about the matter, the likelihood is that they will change the head on the corpse in an effort to accomplish the same goals of increasing minority admissions without calling it, or admitting that it is, race conscious.

One possible avenue was that seized upon by the University of California after affirmative action was banned in 1995. Continue reading

Much Less Than Quasi-Judicial

I characterized it as “subconstitutional” back in 2015, not because I had the future potential of a claim of quasi-judicial immunity in mind, but because I wasn’t a big fan of calling it a “kangaroo court” because it was insulting to kangaroos. But in response to the question posed in the referral from the Second Circuit, the Connecticut Supreme Court gave chapter and verse as to what a sham and due process fiasco Yale’s Title IX procedures in holding that accusations made against Saifullah Khan were not entitled to absolute immunity.

If the name sounds familiar, it’s because Khan was prosecuted, and acquitted, of rape in Connecticut. Accusers’ Rights organizations condemned the verdict as a “victim’s worst nightmare” of being discredited on the witness stand. A more objective view would be that the accuser was revealed as a liar on cross. So what did Yale do about its falsely accused student? Take a wild guess. Of course it expelled Khan, because reasons. Continue reading

What The Submersible Raised

Stalin is infamously alleged to have said that “one death is a tragedy, a million are a statistic.” It’s not that the death of one individual matters more (or less) than the death of others, but that the mind works in ways that allow it to focus on smaller bites of information of interest while bigger bites of greater vagary go unconsidered. All of this made for an opportune cry that the worldwide fascination with the five people who died in the Titanic submersible proves how racist we are.

On one vessel, five people died on a very expensive excursion that was supposed to return them to the lives they knew. On the other, perhaps 500 people died just days earlier on a squalid and perilous voyage, fleeing poverty and violence in search of new lives. Continue reading

Circumventing Confrontation By Burying Bruton

In a curious twist of logic, Josh Blackman recounts when Nino Scalia was asked which of his decisions he was most proud of.

When I was a 2L, I attended an event on Justice Scalia’s book, Making Your Case. During the Q&A session, someone asked Justice Scalia what opinion he was most proud of. Without any hesitation, he said Crawford v. Washington (2004). This landmark decision applied an originalist framework to the Confrontation Clause. Prior to that CrawfordOhio v. Roberts (1980) imposed a “reliability” standard to determine whether out-of-court testimony could be introduced. But in Crawford, Justice Scalia turned back the clock to the deep historical roots of the right to confrontation.

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Alito Defending Alito

If there were any justice a criminal defense lawyer wouldn’t mind being smacked, fairly or not, it’s Sam Alito. As previously noted, the worst words at the start of a Supreme Court opinion are  “JUSTICE ALITO delivered the opinion of the Court.” No words assure that what follows will be bad. And yet, even the dreaded Justice Alito should have the opportunity to defend himself. Whether his argument prevails is another matter, left to the discretion of the reader. So was his Wall Street Journal op-ed designed to pre-empt the coming accusations of ProPublica wrong?

Josh Blackman comes to the defense of Alito’s op-ed.

Why did Justice Alito take this unorthodox step to preempt the scoop? Because ProPublica has proven itself unreliable. The outlet could not be trusted to accurately provide Alito’s rejoinder in context. And Alito’s concerns proved prudent.

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The Abhorrent Free Speech of Off-Duty Cops

Tim Cushing does an excellent job of saying what needed to be said about the Third Circuit’s decision in Fenico v. Philadelphia.

The First Amendment protects speech, even the horrible stuff. It can’t protect the speaker from being criticized for being abhorrent, despite what many abhorrent people believe. It can, however, in certain cases, protect the speaker from being punished for this speech.

It’s not blanket coverage. The person engaging in the speech generally has to be punished by a government entity for this protection to kick in. A private company can fire someone for their speech without worrying too much about the Constitution. But a state entity needs to be far more careful, even when it’s dealing with its own employees. Continue reading

Blame Delaware US Attorney David Weiss

To be fair, Hunter Biden’s plea deal, two years probation for failing to timely pay taxes for two years, even though already paid up, was pretty sweet. Even sweeter was the deal of diversion for lying on the form to obtain a handgun that he wasn’t an addict. It was a good deal. A really good deal. But with good counsel, even really good deals happen.

But what about Garland, the attorney general appointed by none other than Hunter Biden’s daddy? The investigation and prosecution of Hunter Biden was under the auspices of the United States Attorney for the District of Delaware. His name is David Weiss. He was appointed not by Biden, but by Trump, in 2018. Biden did not replace him with a new United States Attorney of his own choosing, as he could, because he sought to avoid the appearance of exactly what’s running through the overly fertile minds of conspiracy believers. Continue reading

Tuesday Talk*: Is Par-Don A Good Solution?

Yesterday, Trump gave another confession. He didn’t mean to, I suppose, but he lacks the capacity to tell the difference between something that legally damns him and something that just makes him look foolish and incompetent on the telly. There is an increasingly strong likelihood that Trump will be convicted at trial for his retention of national security papers and obstruction of justice.

In anticipation of this increasingly likely scenario, some have been calling for the pardon of Donald Trump. Continue reading