Author Archives: SHG

Seaton: Will Make Highly Problematic Statements For Cash

Happy Friday, everyone! In case you’re not wrapped up in the world of pseudo-intellectual news, Jordan Peterson of “12 Rules for Life” and “Beyond Order” fame was recently banned from Twitter. His crime? The practice of “Deadnaming,” or calling trans actor Elliot Page by the name with which he was given at birth. [Ed. Note: Elliot Page used to be Ellen Page, who no longer exists, so never use that name. Thank you.]

Peterson has since embraced a philosophy of anti-wokeism that’s made him a darling of conservative media. The Daily Wire, a right-wing news site, actually signed a deal with Peterson to host a new series featuring him and host all of the Canadian professor’s content. Continue reading

Why Doesn’t Roxane Care About Paul?

It’s entirely unsurprising that Roxane Gay writes about the plight of WNBA player Brittney Griner, even if it’s extremely unlikely that Gay’s gone anywhere near a sporting event in her life unless it involved free vegan pizza. Yet, Gay not only shows a concern for Griner, but does so in the requisite “whataboutism” of why the rest of us don’t care as much as Gay says we should.

When unspeakable tragedies occur, people often call for unity. They’ll say, “We are Boston Strong” or “Je suis Charlie” or “We are [insert wherever or whomever the unthinkable has happened to].” It’s a laudable instinct to claim solidarity with those who have suffered, to imagine we truly understand the ways we are all connected, to proclaim that what affects one of us affects all of us.

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Short Take: From The Mouths Of Babes

There’s a letter. And the letter is signed with initials. And the initials belong to more than 200 congressional staffers, according to CNN, telling their “bosses,” the Democrats whom the voters elected to Congress, what they, the staffers, demand.

In a rare move, more than 200 congressional staffers have sent a letter to Democratic leadership in the House and Senate, demanding they close the deal on a climate and clean energy package and warning that failure could doom younger generations. Continue reading

Stories, Hoaxes and Trust

It went viral first. So viral that governors were interrogated about it and a president relied upon it. And why not? it was a great story if the point was to demonstrate how rigid, insane  and dangerous the post-Dobbs laws would be. I mean, who would condemn a 10-year-old to give birth to her rapist’s baby because she was three days beyond the 6 week limit? Horrendous.

But was it true? Not “her truth” kinda true, but factually true in the old school reality sort of way. Continue reading

Silly or Serious, Dobbs Raised Questions

When I first saw and twitted about the Dallas newspaper story, it was because it was a funny story, a pregnant woman in the HOV lane claiming that her fetus was her second person in the car.Come on, it’s hilarious, right? But as funny as it may be, it’s also a legitimate issue, even if driving in the carpool lane isn’t the biggest legal deal around.

There’s a point here, one that lawyers who will be left to clean up the mess left behind by the Dobbs majority and the great many aspiring midwits in state government seizing the opportunity to convert their simple-minded dreams into fevered reality fail to grasp. Law is hard. Good law is extremely hard. Bad law is not merely a social disaster and failure, but gives rise to myriad new and heretofore unconsidered problems. Continue reading

Tuesday Talk*: If Not Old Man Biden, Then Who?

The right side seems to be fairly easy to line up. There’s the young turk, Ron DeSantis, or the old, vulgar, amoral, deceitful, ignoramus. But on the other side, the incumbent isn’t getting any younger, a point not missed by many Democratic voters.

Mr. Biden has said repeatedly that he intends to run for re-election in 2024. At 79, he is already the oldest president in American history, and concerns about his age ranked at the top of the list for Democratic voters who want the party to find an alternative.

Mind you, they don’t think he’s doing a great job as president either. Continue reading

But “Doe” To The Lawyers?

For a while now, Eugene Volokh has been engaged in a battle against the use of pseudonymous litigation, the John or Jane Does that seem to do an awful lot of litigating these days. His point is that the courts are open to the public, that the true identities of the parties allows the public and media to know, investigate and question who is trying to use the courts to accomplish dubious ends.

It’s not so much that Eugene doesn’t have a point about the overuse of pseudonymous litigation, but that in certain categorical instances, Title IX campus sex suits for example, the purpose of the suit is inherently defeated when the true identities of the parties are known since the law requires that the identities remain confidential before reaching the litigation stage, and so litigating the denial of due process would cause its own great damage to the plaintiff independent of the damage already suffered. Continue reading

They Watched, They Laughed

Is a charge of $1.75 for extra dipping sauce for fries too much? If so, don’t get it. If so, don’t patronize the establishment at all. If so, complain about it all you want to friends, neighbors and your tribe on the insta. Do a TikTok if you must, but don’t do this.

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Make Morton’s Pay

The snark could have been almost witty by contrasting the claim of a “right” to a peaceful dinner with a right to an abortion, except for one detail. It wasn’t Justice Brett Kavanaugh who claimed a dinner “right,” but a spokesman for Morton’s Steak House. Contrary to popular belief, the Morton’s guy was neither the justice’s official spokesmodel nor legally qualified to assert whether dinner at a corporate steak house was a legal “right.”

Was it merely fortuitous that a group of protesters happened to be at Morton’s the evening Kavanaugh was there to dine? That’s hard to say, given that there’s a bounty for food service workers to give ready protesters a half hour to show up. Regardless, the question remains whether protesting people in official government positions at dinner, or their home, or anywhere else like their children’s schools, as opposed to their governmental office where they perform the governmental function with which others take issue, is a norm that should not be violated. Continue reading