When news broke that the Department of Defense had earmarked thousands of web pages for deletion, including the page about then-Col. Paul Tibbets’ B-29 Bomber, the Enola Gay, it seemed too stupid for words. Perhaps the Muskrats were too young to know why the superfortress was historically important. Perhaps their adoration of algos that picked up the word “gay,” newly forbidden in the war against DEI, led them to act without grasping that it was the name of a person rather than a term of sexuality. Either way, it was laughably idiotic. And yet, here they were, deleting 26,000 pages with the Enola Gay being one of them.

But that was dumb kids with an algo where a brain should be. It pales in comparison to the current interim, and pending nominee, for United States Attorney for the District of Columbia, Ed Martin. Continue reading →

Paul Clement will never be tainted as some bleeding heart lefty lawyer, not that such an animal exists or, if he exists, is necessarily wrong. When Southern District of New York Judge Dale Ho appointed him amicus for the purpose of trying to get an honest argument before making his decision on the government’s motion to dismiss the prosecution against New York City Mayor Eric Adams, the court knew what it was doing. After all, when prosecution and defense are holding hands and blowing kisses, it’s about as clear as it can be that the court isn’t getting any argument contrary to what the loving couple wants it to get.

And Paul Clement did not disappoint. Continue reading →

Prefatory Note: a prominent podcaster recently opined in the future our Netflix queues will consist of AI generated stories customized for our desires of the moment.

In an attempt to test this theory, I fed my script for “Glen the Grocery Store Greeter” to Grok and said “Add zombies.”

The following is the result.

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Elon Musk called it “the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time,” which would be an accurate assessment if it wasn’t both obvious and a government program. Without the contributions of people working today, there would not be sufficient funding to pay the people on social security today. We’ve known this for decades, as anyone who remembers Al Gore’s cringey “lock box” analogy during a presidential debate.

But social security is not only wildly popular, but a program into which working Americans have paid throughout the work lives. That further reforms are needed, and maybe Gore wasn’t wrong about the “lock box,” is worthy of debate, but not even Trump is bold enough to admit that he wants to see it die. And yet, there’s Chainsaw Musk, busily doing what he does best. Continue reading →

Trump talked. And talked. And talked more. He was classic Trump, boasting about himself as “many people say.” Facts didn’t concern him. Humility was nowhere to be found. There was a hint of graciousness when he talked about the letter he received from Volodymyr Zelensky, though it might have more to do with being positioned to better serve Putin with Zelensky back in his pocket.

There was no sign of cognitive dissonance when his claims contradicted reality. He loves cops, but pardoned the January 6 cop beaters? He wants to balance the budget as he adds trillions for the national debt? His tariffs will devastate American farmers, not to mention most of America, but he loves farmers and pretends they love him? Continue reading →

Tariffs on Canada and Mexico? Eliminating offensive cybersecurity against Russia? Pausing aid to Ukraine? Indiscriminately cutting the federal workforce, closing national parks and eliminating the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s ability to perform its function to predict weather, from hurricanes to droughts to tsunamis. The cost savings have been miniscule. The disruption has been traumatic. There is little to no connection to fraud, waste and abuse, but one nation, and only one, applauds our president’s initiatives.

The problem is that it will be hard, if not impossible, to undo the damage if and when the president’s supporters come to realize that the deliberate dysfunction of a nation to assuage a president’s bruised ego and appease a dictator will neither bring down the price of eggs, make America great nor improve anyone’s life. Hate the Dems and the woke all you want. This isn’t an answer. Continue reading →

You go to law school. You take a bar review course. You study your butt off. You lie in bed awake with the fear of failure. You study some more. And then comes the day of the California bar exam and…

“I’ve never had this much despair and hopelessness,” said exam taker David Drelinger, a 2023 graduate of the California-accredited Lincoln Law School in Sacramento. He said he tried to start the exam more than 30 times, with the testing platform crashing each time a proctor logged on to his computer. Continue reading →

Thomas Friedman sees no doubt that this was a setup, with wartime Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky sandbagged by Trump and his dutiful puppy Vance. Whether Trump deserves enough credit to be capable of setting anyone or anything up is hard to say, even if Lindsey Graham told the president of a sovereign nation in advance of the meeting to drop to his knees and bow and scrape before Trump. This could be read to suggest that Graham was in on the set up, or that he just realizes that Trump only tolerates sniveling sycophants.

But while the cadre of the Trump-dependent spew the talking points to gaslight a nation that watched the debacle in real time that it was Zelensky being disrespectful of Trump, the rest of the world isn’t buying. Russia loved it, watching Trump suck up to Putin, but European countries, one after another, watched in dread as they came to the realization that the post-World War II structure of the world had come to an end. Continue reading →

It’s one thing to support what Trump is doing. While there’s a huge difference between reducing the federal bureaucracy and doing so competently, in a way that won’t wreak havoc and undermine the good and necessary along with the wasteful, it’s possible that some refuse to grasp the difference. And there’s a huge difference between shifting historic alliances with democracies to siding against them, denigrating them, while lavishing praise upon totalitarians. But hey, this is America and people are allowed to support whatever policies they believe to be better for the nation and themselves, no matter how simplistic and irrational they may be.

But how is it possible that these same people refuse to recognize lies when they smack you in the face? Continue reading →

The first thing we do is, let’s kill all the lawyers.

Dick the Butcher, Act IV, Scene II, Henry VI, Part II. Contrary to what some wags believe, Shakespeare’s point, made through the dialogue of Dick the Butcher, was that the first thing to be done on the path to totalitarianism was to get rid of the lawyers, as they stand in the way. Like it or not, it’s what lawyers do.

During his Senate confirmation testimony, Secretary of Defense cum former Fox & Friends Weekend anchor Pete Hegseth stated that JAGoffs, as he calls them, get in the way of real warriors doing their lethal warrioring. From his perspective, it makes some sense. After all, military lawyers, Judge Advocates General, aren’t there to tell a soldier to fire at will, but to fire in accordance with the rules of engagement. Who likes rules when they really want to shoot people? Continue reading →