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Seaton: Sheriff Roy’s Sooner Gambit

Fall had set upon the quiet town of Mud Lick, Alabama. In most years, this meant the turn of the air from oppressively muggy to somewhat pleasant, the first signs of leaves changing color, and the Alabama Crimson Tide returning to form as the alpha males of NCAA Football.

The latter wasn’t happening this year and it worried one man more than others. Sheriff Roy Templeton, Mud Lick’s top cop and current contender for Southeastern Sheriff of the Year by the NAACP, was not happy with his Tide’s current prospects. They looked almost human under the guidance of new head coach Kalen DeBoer. And if Sheriff Roy wasn’t mistaken it almost looked like the boys were playing with their food at times. Continue reading

Even Libraries Have Weeds

A thought experiment. You have 100 feet of shelving in a public library and 1,000 feet of books, with more coming every day. What do you, the librarian, do? You pick and choose which books to put on your shelf and use up your precious shelf space. It’s not because you’re a censor or book-hater, but because the laws of physics apply in libraries and two objects cannot occupy the same space.

In libe parlance, the problem is called “weeding.”

I want to talk about a particular twist in the dispute, which can be particularly well seen in a friend-of-the-court brief filed by the Freedom to Read Foundation, the Texas Library Association, and American Library Association. The passage, and the sources it cites, refer to the necessity to remove books on some criteria—this is called “weeding,” and some sources suggest that each year a public library would generally weed out 5% of its stock—and discuss which criteria are proper: Continue reading

Battle For The Babies’ Bias

District of Maryland Judge Paula Xinis denied a motion to dismiss as to a school district’s “official” twitter “StaffPride” account. Why, you may wonder, would a school district have an official Pride account. That was at the heart of the matter.

In October 2022, the School Board announced the introduction of LGBTQIA+-themed books into the MCPS [Montgomery County Public Schools] curriculum. In response, several parents sought permission from MCPS for their children to “opt out” of any classroom instruction involving these books. Continue reading

Pardon Me, Joe

For most of us, the only time we consider the propriety of a sentence is when it applies to some outlier conviction we read about in the funny pages. What never quite makes it to our radar is the tens of thousands of mundane convictions of defendants whose names mean nothing beyond their families, friends and, in some cases, victims. At the moment of sentence, a process that’s primarily voodoo as an honest judge might admit, passions are strong and consequences taken seriously.

But what about 20 years later? Continue reading

Tuesday Talk*: After The Deputy Crosses The Line

The video was more than enough for most people to conclude that the inexplicably unnamed Riverside County Sheriff’s Deputy was not merely wrong, but substantively no different than any other home invader. Others saw the potential for gaps in the context that might somehow make the deputy look less offensive, and so manufactured background facts the might exculpate the deputy or at least raised questions.

The contextual facts, however, were of little help to the deputy. They only made him look worse.

According to the video, a minor answered the door after the deputy rang the bell. Captions in the video say the minor closed the door after seeing the deputy, only for the deputy to open the door and let himself in. Continue reading

The Death of Supreme Court Confidentiality

To a criminal defense lawyer, confidentiality is a core value. It is, for lack of a less religious word, sacred. We know things. We learn things. We possess information that would be of extreme interest to others, whether at a cocktail party or in the courthouse hallway. We have great stories that would fascinate friends and acquaintances alike.

The information is often about people we dislike, maybe even despise, and revealing it will do great harm to people we would love to harm And yet, we will take our stories to our grave. At least I will. Continue reading

ALJ Requires Starbucks To Re-Open Ithaca Stores

An old-school union-busting gambit is to threaten employees that if they vote for a union, management will shut the business down and they will be out of work. What good is a union going to do for you if you have no jobs, they would argue. And this was an unfair labor practice under the Wagner Act, which protects the rights of workers to unionize without retaliation.

But Starbucks didn’t threaten to close three stores in Ithaca, New York. It closed three stores. Shut the doors. Took out its barista machines. Locked the doors. It claimed it was because the stores were unprofitable and had high management turnover. But an NLRB Administrative Law Judge found that it was just to bust the union in violation of Section 7. Continue reading

The Attack Was Clear, But Was It Self-Defense To Shoot?

There is little question that Scott Hayes, a pro-Israel protester and Iraq war veteran, was the victim of a forceful attack by an apparently pro-Palestinian passerby. The video leaves no doubt.

In the course, Hayes fired his lawfully carried gun and shot the attacker. Continue reading

Seaton: Alaska Travelogue Six, Ketchikan

Ketchikan is a town on an island in the land grouping near the bottom of Alaska if one looks at a map. This is kind of funny to me because I was so disoriented on direction during this cruise I could’ve sworn the town was farther north. Locals will tell you there’s three ways to get to Ketchikan: boat, plane or birth. Those folks born in Ketchikan are really proud of it and wear their pride in such a manner that makes them hate Juneau a whole hell of a lot for some reason.

I’m not sure where the Juneau hatred comes from. Part of me thinks it’s something akin to a high school rivalry. Then I hear some of the vile shit people in Ketchikan say about people from Juneau and I want to exclaim “Have you no decency, sir or ma’am? Where’s the civility and camaraderie of being fellow denizens of America’s last frontier?” Continue reading

Surviving The End of University Racial Preferences

This campus admissions season was the first under the new rule of SSFA v. Harvard, banning the use of racial preferences in admissions. Predictions of disaster permeated the campus debates. After all, without racial preferences, how would colleges fulfill their self-imposed goals of diversity, equity and inclusion? While some colleges desperately sought ways to circumvent, even ignore, the law, others complied. Did the sky fall?

The percentage of Black freshman at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, for instance, declined from 15 percent last fall to 5 percent for this fall. At Amherst College the number fell from 11 percent to 3 percent. Other schools have reported less precipitous but still noticeable drops, such as from 18 percent to 14 percent at Harvard, 10.5 percent to 7.8 percent at the University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill — a taxpayer-supported public university in a state where 23 percent of the population is Black — and 15 percent to 9 percent at Brown University, a school that has spent considerable energy looking at its early ties to the slave trade. Yale and Princeton held relatively steady, but an overall trend is clear.

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