Lindsey Lohan, who was cute as the dickins in the Parent Trap, was ordered to serve a 24 hours sentence as part of a plea agreement to cover two DUI. She turned herself in at 10:30 a.m. and was out 84 minutes later. Justice, apparently, was served.
Lohan was quoted as saying, “Thank God. I left the Ferrari running.” She immediately quaffed down some warm apple cider and vowed to return to the fine young woman she was before she left Long Island for her new left coast home, Sodom.
Coincidentally, I am wearing shoes purchased the same year that Lindsey Lohan was born. My shoes are still a comfortable fit and look pretty good with the occasional shine. Same with you, Lindsey?
Note: This apparently happened yesterday. I promise hereinafter to keep better abreast of celebrity happenings. Me bad.
Lohan was quoted as saying, “Thank God. I left the Ferrari running.” She immediately quaffed down some warm apple cider and vowed to return to the fine young woman she was before she left Long Island for her new left coast home, Sodom.
Coincidentally, I am wearing shoes purchased the same year that Lindsey Lohan was born. My shoes are still a comfortable fit and look pretty good with the occasional shine. Same with you, Lindsey?
Note: This apparently happened yesterday. I promise hereinafter to keep better abreast of celebrity happenings. Me bad.
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