10. Whether a fart constitutes an assault on a cop.
9. What Bill Clinton did not do.
9(a) Emails from Nigeria about the lottery or my inheritance.
9(b) Emails imploring me to pray to (insert deity) and my wish will come true.
8. Anyone else being killed because of a Taser.
7. A child abandoning a baby, and the baby dying.
6. Sarah Palins.
5. Credit card debt.
5(a) Special lease deals on a new SUV.
5(b) Requests to swap links or improve my Google standing.
4. A guidelines plea offer.
3. Why Obama/McCain is a liar.
3(a) Why McCain can’t make the debate.
3(b) How “freedom isn’t free.”
2. Why a police officer’s life is worth more than anyone else’s.
1. How everything will work it’s way out. It always does.
As the day goes on, the list grows. Sorry.
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Mea culpa for #7.
Naw, yours was one. I just can’t handle another. Some things are just too pointlessly horrible.
Sounds like you need to get a big dose of meaningful good news and spend some quality time away from it all with loved ones.
I don’t want to push you over the edge but here is a website that seems to compliment your current outlook:
http://despair.com/
One of my favorites is the “Government” calendar.
I prefer to see myself as pragmatic rather than gloomy. I do like the mug, though.
I prefer to think of myself as scalp-enhanced, rather than balding.
Since you’re not into tasering today, how about a guy being run over by a car?
People who tell me they’re listing 10 things and then list 15. WHY MUST YOU CONFUSE ME SO!?!?
Sorry. I got carried away.
*%^#!
While it’s true that I should only be blamed for #s 6 and (possibly) 4, the rest of this list pretty much knocks out the entirety of all my saved-up-and-fully-written-but-yet-to-be-published-posts.
(Sigh.) Back to the drawing board….
So don’t be expecting anything out of me anytime soon, now that you’ve made me delete 8 upcoming posts.
5b)
I guess that means I won’t be making your blawgroll anytime soon. 🙁
I promise not to write about the Nigerian email scams. Honest. Really, I mean it.
On the contrary, amigo, you get there because you post good stuff, and you’ve been posting up a storm lately at ex forensis.
I am trying to figure out who sleeps less. You or me. lol
The early bird catches the worm. Worms aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
I sincerely hope you are feeling better today.
…not trying to put you back in the same mood – honest – but check this out:
http://www.taser.com/Pages/VideoDetails.aspx?videoid=60
How about that promo video…
Oh, I smell a post coming out of this one. Thanks, Karl.
That’s a likely story.
Disprove it then.
Advice from the late, great Shel Silverstein: “If you’re a worm, sleep late!”