Somebody Should Tell Her

The Attorney General doesn’t have jurisdiction over the prosecution of violent crime.

Maybe she meant to run for some other office?  You can bet that nobody in Nassau County is going to let her know.  They’re already passing the hat to rent her a studio apartment in Albany.  Bye, Kath.


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15 thoughts on “Somebody Should Tell Her

  1. Dan

    I’m not sure if she doesn’t know, or if she’s just taking advantage of the fact that probably 99.9999999% of the voters don’t know. Either way, there are other candidates to vote for.

  2. Ron Coleman

    I didn’t know that. I still don’t know that. I mean, you said it, but I have no idea what you mean, because it’s so counterintuitive. Can you explain what you mean? Who does have that jurisdiction? Why is this the case? Is it true in some New York counties and not others? Huh?

  3. SHG

    So many questions.  District Attorneys prosecute most crime.  The AG handles things like corporations and charities.  It’s not a very exciting job.

  4. mirriam

    Vacco did it. DA’s got pissed. I had initially interviewed in the crim pros bureau of the AG’s office. I said I wanted to be in trial. They said “we don’t really do that anymore” so I went over to litigation. I tried a dozen cases that year. It was pretty freaking exciting.

  5. Ron Coleman

    Whoa, whoa, whoa.

    She’s running for Attorney General?

    You don’t have to believe me, but I actually thought she was running for DA in Nassau because, well … the commercial doesn’t make sense any other way!

    I promise I know the difference. I have dealt with the AG’s offices in two states. And I have dealt with criminal prosecutors in either not hardly at all. And the difference between them is the reason for that distinction!

  6. SHG

    Her anti-abortion stance is the closest thing she has to any Democratic Party bona fides.  Aside from that, she’s Torquemada wearing lipstick.

  7. Kevin

    “maybe she was running for some other office?” — LOL.

    I don’t know – the music was pretty dramatic, so maybe she is qualified to handle stressful situations. But I admit I haven’t heard her competitors’ music yet.

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