Forget those real housewives of wherever.  Or those fake Vegas lawyers on that new TV show.  The real lawyers of Las Vegas made a pass here yesterday, leaving this enticing comment:

First I would like to appriciate you for the valuable information sharing with us. Thanks for making informative blog.

I know they are the real lawyers of Law Vegas because they told me so.  They even left me a link to their website.  You’re probably asking yourself right now, who are these real lawyers of Las Vegas?  Me too!  Allow me to provide some insight.

We are a premium law firm based in Las Vegas and provide expert legal services in various aspects within the extensive purview of Las Vegas Law.

Oh sure, you say.  A premium law firm.  Prove it.

Attorneys Las Vegas is a popular and quality law office that provides all-round legal services to the residents of Las Vegas. With a strong performance record in the market, this Las Vegas law firm has already managed to establish their solid moral credentials. No local attorney working with Attorneys Las Vegas has ever been questioned or held guilty of immoral code of conduct by any of the State Bar Associations in the whole of the United States.

The whole of the United States?  Now that’s impressive.  But tell me more about the lawyers of your premium law firm, like where do they practice?

Attorneys Las Vegas currently serves the state of Las Vegas and most of our employees are local attorneys. We are one of the best facilities you can get in Las Vegas.

It’s certainly comforting to know that they work the entire state of Las Vegas with their mostly local attorney.  But are you really good?

Now that you have made up your mind to find out about our services and engage our attorneys, we can assure to provide you with some of the most professionally-skilled and experienced local attorneys in and around Las Vegas. We offer a wide array of integrated solutions covering comprehensive legal services of varied nature in an ultimate time-effective and worthwhile manner.

And really, who doesn’t want their legal services of a varied nature in an ultimate time-effective and worthwhile manner?  I know I do.  And the really good news is that you can get a consultation online with a credit card.  Sadly, nowhere on the website does it indicate who any of the real lawyers of Las Vegas might be.  In fact, it doesn’t even indicate who is operating the website. 

There is a link that says this real law firm has “55 years combined experience” and “experts in Las Vegas law,”, and when you click on the link, this is what you get:

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She looks so studious and trustworthy, too.  Now there are many in the blawgosphere, indeed online, who take no issue with online marketing.  Free market and all.  And my wild guess is that whoever has put up this website and is spamming blawgs may not be a real lawyer of Las Vegas.  Not a real lawyer at all.  Not to be found from sea to shining sea. 

How many people might, in their moment of desperation, find this website and seek the help of these real lawyers of Las Vegas?  If it turns out to be only one person who turns over their credit card number, isn’t that bad enough? 

But this isn’t a reflection on lawyer marketing, or coop advertising, or selling territories.  Oh no, it’s entirely different when there are real lawyers producing the same websites as scammers, even if the scammers are more adept in the native tongue.  After all, on the internet, everybody can tell you’re a dog.