Anonymous Hacks The USSC Website (Did You Notice?)

The first indication that Anonymous made a left turn when it should have made a right was when it picked the United States Sentencing Commission website to show its might. Nobody noticed, because, well, nobody cares about the USSC anymore.

Had this happened a generation ago, it might have meant something. Yesterday, it likely evoked a chuckle and a face palm.  Post Booker and some actual crack reforms, it was a big nothing. They posted the  screen shot of awesomeness together with another needlessly lengthy manifesto.



Anonymous has observed for some time now the trajectory of justice in the United States with growing concern. We have marked the departure of this system from the noble ideals in which it was born and enshrined. We have seen the erosion of due process, the dilution of constitutional rights, the usurpation of the rightful authority of courts by the “discretion” of prosecutors. We have seen how the law is wielded less and less to uphold justice, and more and more to exercise control, authority and power in the interests of oppression or personal gain.


We have been watching, and waiting.

Welcome to the club. But the USSC? That’s like posting a scathing music review concluding that David Cassidy isn’t a great singer and expecting anyone to care. To the extent a message was sent, it’s that you don’t know who wields power. To the extent you think anyone is going to get shaken up over this, your message isn’t that scary.


The time has come to show the United States Department of Justice and its affiliates the true meaning of infiltration. The time has come to give this system a taste of its own medicine. The time has come for them to feel the helplessness and fear that comes with being forced into a game where the odds are stacked against them.

This website was chosen due to the symbolic nature of its purpose — the federal sentencing guidelines which enable prosecutors to cheat citizens of their constitutionally-guaranteed right to a fair trial, by a jury of their peers — the federal sentencing guidelines which are in clear violation of the 8th amendment protection against cruel and unusual punishments. This website was also chosen due to the nature of its visitors. It is far from the only government asset we control, and we have exercised such control for quite some time…

So you guys can hack an outlier agency that has drifted into relative irrelevance. Got it. Have a nice day.  The USSC is symbolic of nothing other than government bloat. The guidelines don’t enable prosecutors to cheat citizens of their constitutionally guaranteed rights.  Citizens do that to each other. We do it each time we elect a legislator who calls for tougher laws. We do it each time we demand the creation of a new crime because of the tragic death of a child.  We do it whenever we elevate safety over freedom. And that’s what Americans do. 

The guidelines were a manifestation of popular will, People cheer whenever the bad guy gets put away forever. Since ordinary citizens never think it can happen to them, reality notwithstanding, they are harsh and utterly uncaring when it happens to someone else. And suddenly it touches the Hacktivist community and you need to do something about it, so you muster what little understanding you have of the problem, fed by the handful of simplistic myths that have gone viral over the past two weeks, and you think you’ve got the magic bullet that’s going to fix the problem. 

One such myth that has spread throughout geekdom is that the United States Attorney for the District of Massachusetts, Carmen Ortiz, is the problem.  I twitted yesterday that she “one cog in a very large wheel. She looks just like all the other cogs, even though you’ve only noticed her.” That generated a slew of responses to the effect that destroying Ortiz will send a message to all the other cogs.

Not likely. For one thing, the other cogs don’t care. For another, you aren’t sending a message of shock and awe, but childishness and foolishness.  I realize you don’t think so, but the way one gauges a message isn’t by the passion of the sender, but the impact on the recipient. The irony is the backstory that Carmen Ortiz was using her vast power to pave her way to the governorship of Massachusetts.  Not after we ruin you, the great unwashed warn.

What they aren’t recognizing is that prosecutors, to the extent they use their office to go into politics, are able to do so because people love prosecutors, adore that they’ve locked away bad people forever. This isn’t a reflection of prosecutors, but Americans. You want to scare people into submission? How about educating the Luddites instead? Get rid of Ortiz and there will be a hundred thousand other prosecutors to take her place, thrilled at the opportunity to do exactly as she did.

You think hacking a website scares these prosecutors? The mob has killers going after them, and yet they persist. Your awesome screen shot doesn’t cause nearly as much pain as a hollow point bullet. No, really.

By taking out the USSC website, you disturbed nothing while annoying the government. When the head of the FBI cybersecurity squad gets done laughing, he’s going to find someone else to prosecute. It may not be one of you, but it will be someone, or more likely, a whole gang of people with computers. And they have guns.  Pissing them off over nothing isn’t effective. It’s just begging for retaliation, and the government has no sense of humor (or irony).

Stewart Baker, who has never met a government regulation he couldn’t justify, questions whether this bit of theater, including the threatened disclosure of private files about the Supreme Court justices, will serve as a wake-up call:



Finally, I wonder if this incident won’t affect the Supreme Court’s approach to cybercrime issues.  As Frank Rizzo once said, a conservative is a liberal who’s been mugged.  If that’s true, every time Anonymous mugs one of the Justices in cyberspace, it could be making the Court just a little less enthusiastic about limiting the tools the government uses to deter computer crime.

Not that any of the justices have shown much enthusiasm up to now, but the alternative to bad isn’t necessarily good. Things can always get worse.

It’s not that I’m unsympathetic to your purposes. I’ve got somewhere on the order of 5000 posts here discussing the problems we face as a society, trying to illuminate what overcriminalization, overreaching, oversentencing, means to all of us. My solution is to educate, so that ordinary people come to realize that the excesses of government affect them and are a blight on their lives and the future of our nation. It’s a long, arduous process, with no easy answers, and it often feels futile as people lack the ability and concern to see beyond their momentary self-interest.  But I keep trying.

You think you’ve got the magic bullet solution, hack a website and the government crumbles?  Spill the beans about an individual and all the others will curl up in the corner in fear? Whoever is coming up with your strategy and tactics has much to learn about the enemy.  

To paraphrase H.L. Mencken, for every complex problem, there is a solution that’s clear, simple and wrong.  This one doesn’t help, and likely hurts. There is a big difference between winning a fight with the playground bully and taking on a government. More importantly, if you’re going to start a fight, make sure you’re fighting with the right people.


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6 thoughts on “Anonymous Hacks The USSC Website (Did You Notice?)

  1. Jo

    I’d guess that, like the champion archer in the rabbinical tale who painted the targets on the barn after he’d shot the arrow, they hacked the USSC more because they could than because they chose to. But, as always, your larger point stands.

  2. SHG

    I wondered about that detail as well, whether the USSC website was an easier hack than, say, DOJ. Was that a strategic choice or just low hanging fruit?

  3. 6k

    Scott bro, word on the street is that they simply used this hack to get files and data from the people using this system, aka pretty much everyone in the DOJ. What think you about that? These are world class hackers, they could care less about one site, they just used this to distribute their files and for lolz.

  4. SHG

    I would be more impressed with the moves if that were the case. Here’s my problem. The USSC isn’t part of Justice, but an independent agency of the judiciary. They don’t have files on anyone in DOJ there. Separate entity. Separate branch of government. If that was the plan, they robbed the wrong bank.

    And if they are doing it for lolz, or (as the word on the street I heard) to embarrass the government and show how vulnerable it is to penetration, then hit a big boy, not a weakling, for the lolz.

    Then again, the problem with hitting big boys is they hit back.

  5. 6k

    “They don’t have files on anyone in DOJ there. Separate entity. Separate branch of government. If that was the plan, they robbed the wrong bank.”

    Are you familiar with which server farm this agency uses and whether that same server farm services multiple agencies from multiple branches?

    Trust me, they know what they’re doing. And also trust me, you don’t appear to understand what it was that they were after and what they claim to have haxed. They were not merely defacing a “poster” hung by the government, aka a website. They wanted inside information, dox if you will (private/work emails and addys, home addresses/phone no. s, facebook/twitter passwords, records of any prosecutions that never became public of public figures etc. etc.), on the people in power, not the underlings at some obscure agency. If they have what they say they have, their hack was more than defacing a website and “robbing the wrong bank”.

    But in any event, carry on until we get the decrypt keys and we can all see sup.

    To be sure, what they did was for one reason, and one reason only, to protest the nonsense going on in our DOJ the way they protest everything. They’re hackers, they hack to protest (as well as for lulz but those are ancilliary in a case like this).

    Also, if you are for reforms, which I can’t tell from this if you are or not, do be sure to note to people who you know who do have power or have access to such people, that these people are simply protesting in the manner that they protest, it isn’t like the end of the world that they have secrits or took down a website for a week or whatever. Even if they should release some damaging secrits, they’re still just protesting. Just because the government is all “meh, meh, meh” old manish doesn’t mean that if the situation is clearly explained to them that they may eventually start to come around.

    One thing though to remember, the internet always wins in the end, even if their victory is not complete, regardless of what anyone else wants.

  6. SHG

    If I’m wrong, then I expect I’ll find out soon enough.  As for reform, I’ve been for it before Anon was a twinkle in their daddy’s eye. Whether this will accomplish what they hope for has yet to be seen. I’ve support their efforts in the past, but I’m dubious about this. Still, whatever will happen will happen regardless of what I think, so we will see.

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