Because everybody loves a listicle:

10. Reading a law review article.
9. Twitting.
8. Waiting for your client to be brought down to the visiting room at a correctional center.
7. Asking your mother-in-law “how are you.”
6. Driving on the Long Island Expressway.
5. Waiting for your case to be called for a quick adjournment.
4. Trying to find a new, worthwhile blawg.
3. Asking a parent “how are your children.”
2. Discussing the law of contracts with a fellow named Rajesh in Bangalore.
1. On hold waiting for someone at Dell Customer Care to anwer the phone.