I will call him Stan. Stan was a middleweight in the interstate meth business. That’s how I got to know and sentence Stan.
With a weapon, Stan was involved in more than 1.7 kilos of meth. His criminal history category was VI—the worst of the worst. So, I hit Stan with 292 months (almost 25 years) in prison despite the fact that he was only 22. Happily, the Sentence-O-Matic 1000 worked exactly as intended.
Later, under Rule 35(b) and a retroactive change in the drug Guidelines, I reduced his sentence twice. Ultimately, he got a mere 151 months. He did his time, and got out of prison.
Stan was into his thirties by then. If you were aware of the recidivism study conducted by the Sentencing Commission in 2016, you would wager a lot of money that Stan would reoffend.
Rearrest Rates for Recidivism Study Offenders by Criminal History Category
With my agreement, the probation office transferred Stan’s supervision to another state. But, of course, Stan promptly screwed it up–more meth, although not much.
I issued a warrant for him and directed the issuance of a writ to bring him back to Nebraska for an initial appearance on a violation of supervised release and before the out-of-state folks did their work. For reasons that don’t matter (think of the military acronym SNAFU), the writ was never served and the marshals never went to get him. He got popped in state court with a year in prison.
Despite the screw-up with the writ, a detainer had been lodged by then. So, Stan did his state time, exited the state prison, and off he went to another federal court in the state where he had just been released from prison.
For reasons that I do not understand, the United States Magistrate Judge released Stan (huh?) rather than detain him for a booking on Con Air. The judge told Stan to go back to Nebraska to face the music. To everyone’s amazement here in the land of the flat water, that is exactly what Stan did. (Will wonders never cease?)
Well, when Stan returned to Nebraska, everyone’s jaw dropped. Our Magistrate Judge decided, quite properly in my view, that Stan was probably safe to release. After all, he voluntarily came back to face a Guideline range of 51 to 63 months for violating supervised release.
So Stan got a job, went to work, reported to his probation officer (a very seasoned and tough but fair person), and waited for the hammer to drop. By the way, I am not known as a softie when it comes to violating supervised release. Stan’s FPD undoubtedly made that clear to him.
And then Stan did something astounding. Here, redacted for reasons of my own, is what a police chief wrote Stan:
Sergeant X has informed me of the heroic actions you displayed on the morning of Y. According to Sergeant X, you were returning home from work, saw a glow in the area of a home . . . and asked the driver of the vehicle in which you were riding to drive around the block.
Upon arriving in front of [the home], your fears were confirmed that not only had fire engulfed the second floor of the multi-unit residence, but the fire escape had been compromised by the fire and there was already one person trapped on the roof of the building. You wasted no time and went into action, asking another citizen to boost you onto the first story roof, where the woman who had escaped to that location informed you there were five children and another adult still in the second-floor apartment.
You entered the second floor unit through a window, but due to heavy smoke, you were unable to see anything. You relied solely upon the direction of the screams from the children trapped inside the apartment, which enabled you to reach each of them and deliver them, along with the remaining adult, onto the first floor roof, where they were all then lowered to the ground by . . . Fire & Rescue personnel as well as deputies from the . . . Sheriff’s Department.
[Stan], your actions made the difference between a family reunited on the ground versus a mom planning funeral services for her children. You weren’t asked to help in this situation, but took it upon yourself to place your own life in danger to save the lives of complete strangers to you. It brings me great pleasure to commend you and thank you on behalf of the . . . Police Department and the citizens of [the locality], specifically the adults and children you helped rescue that morning . . ..
What did I do when Stan appeared before me for sentencing on the supervised release violation? Why, I maxed him out, of course.
Nah! As John Travolta once said,
Stan got time served.
Richard G. Kopf
Senior United States District Judge (Nebraska)
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So, he is rehabilitated. Outstanding.
He performed a heroic deed. That doesn’t mean he’s rehabilitated, but that nobody is just a cartoon character of all good or all evil.
So a person can commit drug crimes, but still believe in saving small children from death by fire? Well, I will have to go off somewhere to quietly puzzle my way through that one.
A person can. A cop can save a kitten from a tree and shoot a black guy for looking at him funny. People are weird that way.
https://youtu.be/JV7jrUG8gn4
TLDR: Nebraska ain’t wanting, not what it ever will be again. "Cowboys" all grown-up are, still growing.
Go figure?!
JB,
I am sorry the post was too long.
I followed the link to the beautiful folk song, “China,” by Greg Brown. By the way, I have three grandchildren who reside in China and speak a bit of Mandarin. To me, China, the birthplace of my wife, is, as the song suggests, far away–both metaphorically and otherwise.
All the best.
RGK
You understood JB? Wow, you really have done a lot of pro se 2255s.
You two “love birds” might do “us” all a service if you attended more third showings after dinner dates with your brides.
They dig it. Dig it. Gold is 50!
Pro Tip: the “neardy” and “stoner” kids on first dates attend these flicks. Go full tounge in line for tickets, and the temple to temple head rest “sigh” during the credits keeps ‘um guessing.
If any two misfits get fumbling & fondling amongst loving adults it ought to be you two.
Then again, maybe not! Stone cold heartless, stoic, bastards, the both of you.
https://youtu.be/yVDOrlugfBI
P.S. you best be careful around our host Judge. Especially in his house. Not saying anything….
50. A fond memory.
I might… keep on estemed one. It is clear.
https://youtu.be/efLzXz93Kvs
The thing about this story that hits me is that here’s a person who does something right (and unselfishly) and receives some degree of redemption. Sometimes this world doesn’t suck, after all.
This world doesn’t suck. The people in it don’t suck. At least not all the time. People are not just the worst thing they’ve ever done. Or the best.
I’m adding a field for ‘heroic deeds’ to the Sentence-O-Matic 1000 right now. What’s the conversion rate on heroic deeds to months of imprisonment? Are all heroic deeds the same? Do they expire?
Jake,
I am sorry but if you add heroic deeds to the Sentence-O-Matic 1000 you will cause it to crash. Heroic deeds are solely reserved for heroic judges who employ heroic discretion. Leave well enough alone.
All the best.
RGK
The key, of course, is knowing what constitutes “well enough.”
Ray Lee,
“Well enough” means “good enough for “government work.” In a related vein, at sentencing, I like to remind offenders that I work for the government and I’m here to help you. Some say I do that with a wicked smile.
All the best.
RGK
As different as rescuing children from a fire is from dealing meth, they do have one thing in common: extremely high risk activity! Some people love adventure!
Eliot,
Adventure + meth=extremely bad teeth.
All the best.
RGK
In the private sector, we use to say that it takes at least 12 ‘attaboys’ to cancel one ‘awshit’.
Is there a similar calculus in the government sector and if so, what is the number of ‘attaboys’ necessary to cancel one ‘awshit’?
PS: I haven’t witnessed many government ‘attaboys’, at least from a public perspective. In fact, the higher the office it appears less likely to see any ‘attaboys’ at all.
Judge,
Are you sure Stan didn’t start the fire to “save” the people?
Even if you’re certain, I’m surprised with you . Had it been puppies he saved I would have expected this of you.
People, not so much.
losingtrader,
If I respond about puppies, SHG will suggest eating them. So, for the sake of the puppies, I write no more.
All the best.
RGK
If we do each with a different preparation, it would be a smorgasburg. I’m beginning to understand the method to LT’s madness.