Ghosts of Halloween Past

The problems with the supply chain are big and serious. And petty as well.

There’s the pop culture homage — Marilyn Monroe, Tony Soprano, The Matrix.

Then there are the festive ways to embody the zeitgeist, a socially acceptable method for donning an outfit that says “look at me, I am clever” — a meme costume, an obscure reference or a Netflix phenomenon nobody saw coming (looking at you, “Tiger King” and “Squid Game”).

It was already getting hard to predict and procure an of-the-moment costume, since viral trends often outpace manufacturing timelines. This year, with supply chain woes keeping shelves empty, topical trick-or-treating is harder than ever.

Concern for stores that survive by selling holiday wares, including costumes for Halloween, particularly after a year of lost revenues that will never be made up, is entirely understandable. What exacerbates this problem is the difficulty of know what will be the hip and cool costume of the day.

The supply chain is not well equipped to handle trends, especially when a show or image becomes unexpectedly popular overnight — “Ted Lasso,” for example, the resurgence of Britney Spears or Kim Kardashian’s Balenciaga Met Gala full black bodysuit.

“The trends move on really quickly,” Professor Niederhoff said. “They come out of nowhere, so we have very little advance notice and very little staying power and that makes it very hard for large-scale production around a tight timeline like Halloween or Christmas.”

Of course, there are always the old stand-bys.

Mr. Shea said he visited a Spirit Halloween store and was able to find some of the classics — cowboys, doctors, “sexy nurses.” He saw some pop culture costumes, but they were more evergreen than topical, like outfits inspired by the ’90s movies “Hocus Pocus” and “The Nightmare Before Christmas.”

Why there aren’t “sexy lawyer” costumes has always been a mystery to me, but I digress.

As noted in the article, there remains an entirely available opportunity for any costume you want. Make your own. Whether it’s a ghost or a football player, put in a little effort and imagination and, boom, you have a costume. Not that it helps the retailers who sell costumes any, but when did making your own costume, and more importantly, making your children’s costumes, become reliant on what was on some store’s shelves?

As a child, I never had a store-bought costume. I knew they existed because other kids got them, but it was an expense my parents couldn’t afford. And yet, there I was, at the costume parade at the Mildred B. Moss Elementary School (formerly the Washington School until first grade), proudly strutting my stuff as a soldier.

Notice the size of the bag? Wearing a costume that wasn’t bought in a store didn’t prevent me from going house to house until it was overflowing. It was joyful. And in case you’re wondering, my favorite candy cars were the ones with peanuts. I was never big on chocolate, though I would suffer it.

It’s understandable that some people feel strongly that about dressing as Ted Lasso for the day (as opposed to a Squid Game costume, which should be repugnant to any parent who cares about their child’s mental health). For some, nothing matters more than showing others how your up on the coolest meme of the moment. Heck, even my son dressed as Rimmer from Red Dwarf for this Halloween, though he made his own costume, and my daughter dressed in an apron, making her either a barista or a Progressive Insurance salesperson. I’m not sure.

But if the store shelves are bare, that doesn’t mean your day is ruined. Be a ghost. Be a condo on public beachfront. Be a kid and enjoy the day, even if your parents can’t get you a Kim Kardashian Balenciaga bodysuit.


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20 thoughts on “Ghosts of Halloween Past

  1. CLS

    My son wants to be Optimus Prime.

    My daughter will be a chef.

    I’m breaking out the Magic Ninja attire.

    The dog will be Krypto the Super Dog.

    We may not be doing full family themed costumes anymore, but we’re making the most of the holiday.

    And I look forward to the annual viewing of “The Nightmare Before Christmas” with the kids and the original “Ghostbusters” tonight.

    Happy Halloween all!

    1. SHG Post author

      Be careful you don’t spill anything on your magic ninja costume so you will be able to wear it to court tomorrow. Happy Halloween, Chris and family!

      1. CLS

        The costume doesn’t make the magic ninja, SHG.

        The Magic Ninja makes the costume!

        Happy Halloween to Casa de SJ’s residents as well!

  2. DanQ

    Halloween Nostalgia:
    Evening Meal: Pastrami and cabbage
    Costume: Homemade (always) – Clown, Ghost, Witch, Fairy, Hobo
    Bag: Brown, paper
    Parental Guidance: Six blocks south then turn around
    Loot: Smarties, candy corn, candy cigarettes, apples, Hershey Minis, Jolly Ranchers, M&Ms, Sweet Tarts
    Notable Events: Weather
    Notable House: Old Mr. Alexander’s who served warm, spiced apple cider and cake doughnuts

    (sigh)

  3. Drew Conlin

    Not to be a killjoy but we’ve severely damaged a great kids tradition; Halloween by making it seem like a night of danger rather than fun.
    It was once a night of brief independence for children to go in groups by themselves around the neighborhood get candy and have fun.
    Now it’s fear of sabotaged candy ( not one credible incident) a molester behind every other tree and restrictions on what costumes might offend others…
    As I said hate to be a killjoy hope some still practice Halloween as it use to be

    1. SHG Post author

      Some tell the kids that. Some prefer their children not be bubblewrapped, unless that’s the scary costume.

    2. Sonetka

      Halloween waxes and wanes, I’d say the poisoned-candy paranoia was much greater when I was little (1980s, to be fair this was Chicago not long after the Tylenol murders). Nowadays all my fellow parents just joke about it. And danger is relative; kids used to have much more independence but in the 1920s my Bronx-born grandpa and his friends were covering themselves with coal dust from head to toe and then attacking each other with sacks of flour to see if they could turn each other completely white. Eggs and TP seem almost restrained by comparison.

  4. Jill P McMahon

    Wore my uncle’s old ice hockey uniform one year, went as a mummy another and ended up trailing about 40 feet of torn sheeting. Pillow case to haul the loot. Always in a gang with cousins and other neighborhood friends.

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