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Whether we call it irony or hypocrisy, it’s who “we” are today.

More than half of those surveyed in a new poll said the comedian was in the wrong when he joked about Jada Pinkett Smith’s shaved head at the Oscars — and do not fault actor Will Smith for smacking him on camera.

The Blue Rose Research poll found that 52.3% of people blamed Rock for the incident, compared to 47.7% who said Smith was out of line, according to a report published by Mediaite.com on Tuesday.

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The Wobbling Role Of A Defendant’s Racist Slurs

Doing a probation check at Rosa Adriana Araujo’s house was neither fun nor routine. Araujo didn’t take kindly to it and had an extremely bad reaction, whether the probationer was her brother or her. And she let it be known.

Detectives Stewart and Teixeira attempted to put Araujo’s hands behind her back to handcuff and arrest her and she resisted, trying to twist out of their grasp and saying to Stewart, “Fuck you n****r.” She continued to resist after being handcuffed, turning her body from left to right, squeezing the officers’ fingers, spitting on them, stomping on their feet, and at one point grabbing Stewart’s crotch. She called Stewart “n****r” more than 30 times, called him a “porch monkey” several times, and told him he “needed to go back to Africa.” Continue reading

The Conflict Of A Legal(ish) Education

At Volokh Conspiracy, Will Baude brought up the coming “reforms” to the Multistate Bar Exam of eliminating four of the 12 subjects to be tested, conflict of laws, family law, trusts and estates, and secured transactions. Will asks whether conflicts will exist as a course of study after being excised from the MBE.

Many transactions and incidents involve at least glancing contact with multiple jurisdictions, and the legal principles for what state can govern those transactions are not at all intuitive. (See this earlier post on this year’s Supreme Court conflicts case.) Indeed, my experience is that lawyers who have no knowledge of the field of conflict of laws often do not even know that they have encountered a conflict of laws question.

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Welcome Back, Junk Science (As If It Were Ever Really Gone)

Culminating in the report of the National Academy of Sciences in 2009, it was clear that most forensic science had little to do with science. And if this wasn’t sufficient, the results were more vigorously restated in the 2016 President’s Council of Advisers on Science and Technology, or PCAST, report. Not that Garland’s DoJ cares much about it.

So what are the chances that law enforcement, prosecutors, judges, have learned anything about junk science, such as it not being science, not being reliable, not being admissible in court and not using it to convict people because, well, it’s crap? Not much. Continue reading

Judge Carter Says The Obvious Out Loud

The issue at hand, the only issue, was whether John Eastman would be compelled to produce emails relating to his involvement with Trump’s trying to remain in office despite having lost an election. Eastman argued that the emails were protected as either privileged communications or work product. The January 6 Commission argued that they were discoverable under the “crime/fraud exception.”

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Wristwatches And Executive Orders

There was a time when you needed to wear a wristwatch because that was how you knew what time it was. That was back when being on time wasn’t a white supremacist trait, and was simultaneously appreciated and admired. It was a time when everyone didn’t walk around with a computer in their pocket that told them the time, and could also be used to make telephone calls, before people realized they wanted no actual human interaction.

Outside of olds and some odd folks who appreciated the mechanical marvel and beauty of a wristwatch, who needed a watch anymore? Continue reading

Tuesday Talk*: The ‘Nyms In Court

For a while now, Eugene Volokh has been pushing for transparency in federal court proceedings, following his law review article, The Law of Pseudonymous Litigation. As Eugene recognizes, the strong presumption toward transparency means something very different in the age of Google than it did when identities of litigants were largely unknown in the past.

For many litigants these days, one of the most important questions is: Can I keep my name,
and its connection to the case and its facts, off the Internet? In the past, of course, some litigants wanted to keep their names out of the newspapers, and some still do. But the Internet, and the availability of court records on the Internet, has sharply magnified this concern.

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What Lhamon Has To Hide From KC Johnson

It was a carefully crafted FOIA request, limited in scope and entirely within the requirements of law.

Professor Johnson submitted a straightforward FOIA request on October 27 for the emails of the head of the Education Department’s Office for Civil Rights, Catherine Lhamon. The request was limited to emails she exchanged with 14 people and an advocacy group, Know Your IX.

The request was directed to Lhamon, the bureaucrat-activist who crafted the Title IX Dear Colleague Letter of 2014 that launched a thousand lawsuits and destroyed even more lives with its grossly subconstitutional process designed to expel male students, whether guilty or not, from colleges and universities lest any accuser be doubted. Continue reading

Short Take: The Peril of Reporting

If nobody reported on a Proud Boy rally, would that have been better? Like it or not, it’s news, and Jonathan Choe, a reporter for ABC affiliate KOMO in Seattle reported. For his efforts, he was fired. As it turned out, he reported “wrong.”

Let me start off by saying I am not a neo-Nazi, fascist, or white supremacist. Those are just some of the names I have been called over the past few days for my recent coverage of a protest in Olympia, WA. It was advertised as a “rally for America.”

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Idle Vice

There may be some reason beyond the sphere of my knowledge, but I’ve never understood what’s so hard about turning off the motor of a vehicle if you aren’t imminently planning to drive away. And knowing that idling trucks spew some ugly, smelly fumes into the air that some of us like to breath, I’m not particularly sympathetic. When NYC passed an ordinance prohibiting trucks from idling for more than three minutes, it seemed like a beneficial law, reducing air pollution and putting no serious burden on the driver.

But enforcing such a law is another matter.

A white-paneled truck sat motionless and idling in Midtown on a recent morning, its driver wrapped up in his phone and oblivious to what was happening outside… Continue reading