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The Last Walgreens in Frisco

There’s a catchphrase, “criminalizing poverty,” which can mean many things. When fines and costs are imposed on defendants who walk into court destitute, the end result is a foregone conclusion. You can’t get blood from a rock, and they are rocks. When they fail to pay, not necessarily because they laugh at the law but because they’re broke, they get rounded up and put in jail as punishment for not paying. That’s criminalizing poverty.

Then there’s the other kind.

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Scared Cops and Criminalizing Reasonable

The “Reasonably Scared Cop Rule” has inexplicably morphed from a defense in §1983 cases into a justification defense in prosecutions of cops for engaging in conduct that would be criminal if committed by anyone other than a cop. There are arguments to be made, that we place a different expectation, if not legal duty, on cops to act in the face of violence when non-cops would run away, but that’s not really much of an answer. They have no duty to shoot and they’re no more entitled to commit crimes than anyone else.

The kicker to the rule is its twisted use of the word “reasonable,” as it’s not what you, I or a jury deems reasonable, but what a trained police officer under the particular circumstances would deem reasonable. Since we’re not cops, we aren’t qualified to answer that question, and instead rely on experts in police training and tactics to tell us whether it’s reasonable. Experts like Bill Lewinski, who never met a use of force that was excessive. Experts like cop turned prawf, Seth Stoughten, who testified against Derek Chauvin. Continue reading

Halkides: Body Fluids And The Strength of DNA Evidence

Ed. Note: Chris Halkides has been kind enough to try to make us lawyers smarter by dumbing down science enough that we have a small chance of understanding how it’s being used to wrongfully convict and, in some cases, execute defendants. Chris graduated from the University of Wisconsin-Madison with a Ph.D. in biochemistry, and teaches biochemistry, organic chemistry, and forensic chemistry at the University of North Carolina, Wilmington.

Not all DNA evidence is of equal weight; the presence or absence of a body fluid for which forensic tests are commonly available (blood, semen, and saliva) is a critical factor. We will examine two kinds of misunderstandings which have appeared. Continue reading

Lori Lightfoot’s Failed Woke Gambit

After being elected as mayor of Chicago under the banner of gay black female progressive, Lori Lightfoot learned the hard way that identity cred only works as long as your every decision backs the tribe. As BLM protests, riots and looting threatened to leave her as mayor of the devastation formerly known as Chicago, she raised the bridges and sent out the riot troops. Despite all her victim points, she failed the team, and the team let her know it by going directly after her.

What’s a black female mayor to do?

In a letter sent Wednesday to local media, Lightfoot argued that the overwhelming maleness and Whiteness of Chicago’s press corps — in a city where roughly two-thirds of the residents are people of color — did not adequately reflect the population and was a detriment to local media coverage. Continue reading

Seaton: Nation Ponders Fauci’s Fate

Millions of Americans and their authoritarian elected leaders reacted in shock and disbelief when Dr. Anthony Fauci, America’s appointed Public Health Jesus by the mainstream media, announced alongside the CDC that fully vaccinated people no longer have to wear masks in most public settings.

The sudden reversal in policy prompted many to question if this was Fauci indeed. Continue reading

The Kansas Alternative: Citizen’s Grand Jury

Much as the meaning of the word “rape” has been so diluted as to reduce many accusations into excuses, that doesn’t mean rape doesn’t happen. And when it does, and it does, it is a heinous offense that compels investigation and prosecution. But what if a prosecutor refuses to pursue it? If you’re in Kansas, there is an alternative.

For three years, the local prosecutor has resolutely refused to make [Madison Smith’s] case: that what began as consensual sex in a college dorm room became a rape, and that she was unable to say “stop” because her classmate was strangling her.

It’s not that the local prosecutor ultimately did nothing. He eventually pursued a charge of felony aggravated battery and the defendant was convicted. But that wasn’t enough. That wasn’t rape. Continue reading

Short Take: Beatings in LA Is News That Doesn’t Fit

Is it because the Paper of Record, The Gray Lady, The New York Times, doesn’t think what’s happening with Israel and the Palestinians is newsworthy? That can’t be, since that’s at the top of the front page, prime real estate for the paper whose slogan is “all the news that fits we print.”

How then is it possible that there was no mention of what happened in Los Angeles?

An attack on diners outside a sushi restaurant by people shouting slogans against Israel is being investigated by Los Angeles police as an antisemitic hate crime.

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Tenure Denied Hannah-Jones

She has no doctoral degree. She has no scholarship. She has no pedagogical experience to speak of. What she does have is a Pulitzer Prize and a MacArthur Genius grant, which is a pretty big deal, but not particularly relevant to academia. So why was the “creater” of the 1619 Project at the New York Times, Nikole Hannah-Jones, not given tenure by the University of North Carolina?

This raised some serious questions.

Nearly 40 faculty members from the journalism school signed an online statement on Wednesday calling for the decision to be reversed, saying the failure to grant tenure to Ms. Hannah-Jones “unfairly moves the goal posts and violates longstanding norms and established processes.” The statement added, “This failure is especially disheartening because it occurred despite the support for Hannah-Jones’s appointment as a full professor with tenure by the Hussman dean, Hussman faculty and university.”

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No Pride For Cops, But Close The Streets, Please

It can’t be easy to be an openly gay cop. As much as it has become so ordinary otherwise that being gay is only slightly more unusual than having red hair, and usually far less noticeable, cop culture tends to run a decade or five behind the rest of society, even if they’re otherwise entirely tolerant when the uniform comes off. Cops will no doubt tell me this is totally false and they’re just like anyone else.

New York has had a spectacular Gay Pride parade for decades now. It’s a lot like the St. Patrick’s Day parade, except without bagpipes, fewer empty Guinness cans in the gutter and better looking marchers. It started after the Stonewall Riots of 1969, when being gay wasn’t merely considered sick and disgusting, but criminal. Continue reading

Tuesday Talk*: Who Is That Masked Man?

The next battle in the culture war has broken out. It’s not about race or gender, but it does involve two phobias. The first is fear of COVID, which drives some to take personal precautions because that’s their choice.

Whenever Joe Glickman heads out for groceries, he places an N95 mask over his face and tugs a cloth mask on top of it. He then pulls on a pair of goggles.

He has used this safety protocol for the past 14 months. It did not change after he contracted the coronavirus last November. It didn’t budge when, earlier this month, he became fully vaccinated. And even though President Biden said on Thursday that fully vaccinated people do not have to wear a mask, Mr. Glickman said he planned to stay the course. Continue reading