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Seaton: Deputy Tyrone’s Christmas Essay

Prefatory note: this was weird. I was at the grocery store when someone in a Sheriff’s office uniform approached me with a stack of papers. I assumed I was being served until I noticed the pages were wide ruled and written in crayon.

 “The Sheriff needs your help deciphering this,” the deputy told me before abruptly leaving. I took my time parsing through the terrible scribbling and, well, read on. You’ll see, –CLS

Dear Sheriff Roy, Continue reading

Prof. John Eastman’s Future

There are a handful of reasons why academics have evoked the ire of students and administration, not to mention their fellow faculty members, causing the demand for their ouster. Most have been silly, legitimate if politically incorrect scholarship or pedagogy. Some have gone full-blown racist, from suggesting that white students suffer for their skin color to calling for “white genocide.” Most argue that it’s hyperbolic rhetoric, designed to bring attention to their grievance.

But what if a prof’s speech, outside the classroom, unrelated to scholarship, is both inflammatory and, how to say this nicely, crazy? Consider Oberlin’s Joy Karega, an assistant professor of rhetoric and composition. Continue reading

A Bridgerton Too Far

Having exhausted every show that seemed remotely interesting, Dr. SJ and I decided to watch a shonda called “Bridgerton.” It wasn’t entirely beyond the pale, as a British costume melodrama set in the early 19th Century. I loved Downton Abbey for its insight into life among the British aristocracy and those who served it.

Had I been alive then, I would have been a stablehand at best if I survived to adulthood, making me appreciate all the more that I have Georgian sterling on my formal dinner table. God bless America, the land of opportunity. But I digress. Continue reading

Riots in Black and White

The comparisons abounded, the insurrection in Washington and the riots last summer. Wasn’t the level of violence and destruction far worse when Kenosha burned? Why were militarized and armored police standing on the Lincoln Memorial when there were barely a handful of cops protecting the Capitol? Why did cops readily fire OS gas, rubber bullets and flashbangs at crowds of mostly peaceful protesters in Portland while they stood aside open doors leading to the Rotunda?

The comparisons still abound, as arrests of some of the more prominently identifiable rioters are made at home in distant states rather than at the scene after being clubbed down, kettled into dead ends or seized en masse as part of the amorphous mob of people whose foremost crime was presence at the scene? Continue reading

Don’t Cry For Sharen Ghatan

If you can’t manage to pull off an interview with Gayle King, who did not attend the Mike Wallace Masters Class on how rip a target to shreds, you should seriously reconsider whether law is your calling. But that comes at the end of a series of very unfortunate choices, reflected by Miya Ponsetto’s decision to have her moment under the lights.

The backstory is fairly clear. Ponsetto falsely accused a black 14-year-old of stealing her iPhone, screamed at him and tackled him as he tried to get away from this crazed 22-year-old. Whether her belief, what rational people would call a baseless assumption, that he stole her phone was based on his race, his age or something else is unclear. What is absolutely clear is that her interview, even under the withering questioning of Gayle King, was a fiasco. Continue reading

Tainted By Trump? Leave The Judiciary Out Of It

As resignations come in, with less than two weeks left until regime change, from cabinet secretaries to social secretaries, the former director of the NAACP Legal Defense Fund queried when Trump judges would resign.

There are some confirmed Trump judges who, to be blunt, have no business on the bench. Too inexperienced to be entrusted to try their first case, they’re federal judges instead. It’s not merely goofy, but dangerously so. People lives and fortunes are in their unwashed hands, and being called “your honor” is no way to learn the basics of your craft. Continue reading

Short Take: If You Really Mean It

This always struck me as too obvious to need saying, but then, I’m clearly very wrong about that and not only does it need saying, but needs saying in the clearest possible terms: You’re full of shit.

“My highest priority is sustaining and amplifying our commitment to racial justice. PSU is Oregon’s most diverse university and our actions must honor and harness the power of that diversity,” Percy added. Continue reading

Who Fears D’Angelo Lowe?

By the time I first went down to Houston to speak with the Harris County Criminal Defense Lawyers Association, I was soured on criminal bar associations. I saw the ones I was involved with go from strength to weakness to pomposity, having run dry of lawyers with gravitas and reaching to find their next president, next board member. They start out fearless, with a clear vision of what they exist to do, and eventually become an organization that largely exists only to provide a line on a website and plan the next awards dinner.

Criminal defense lawyers were never really cut out for groups. We were feral cats, in a constant state of disagreement about pretty much everything, unherdable. But when I went to speak in Houston, the Harris County Criminal Defense Lawyers Association impressed the crap out of me. Not only did its numbers reflect a level of cooperation and enlightened self-interest that had long since been lost in New York, but there was a strong thread winding through this group of skill, dedication, focus. Continue reading

Trump’s Insurrection

It’s one thing to be attacked from the outside, from those who want to destroy us. It’s one thing to engage in horrific rioting and looting in the streets, destroying people’s homes, businesses and lives. It’s one thing to make terrible decisions which, at the moment, seemed to some to be in the national interest. We are not a nation without flaws that have resulted in terrible consequences for a great many people.

But January 6, 2021, was different. The person who holds the office of President of the United States incited a relatively small group of his deluded believers by perpetuating lies, stoking fears and inflaming hatred, to attack the Capitol of the United States as Congress was in session to perform its constitutional duties. Continue reading

Short Take: Begging For A Riot?

Michael Graveley, the Kenosha County district attorney, announced that he will not prosecute Officer Rusten Sheskey for the shooting of Jacob Blake. For those familiar with the facts and circumstances of the shooting, this comes as no surprise. There was a tragic shooting. There was no crime.

The media, however, did not fairly recite the facts of what happened, that he resisted arrest, refused to drop his knife as ordered, refused to comply with lawful commands and then opened and entered his car as police officers, with guns pointed, unaware of whether this person who they had reason to believe had engaged in violence before could have a weapon. Continue reading