Welcome to 2025! Weren’t we supposed to have teleporters and flying cars by how? What a ripoff. Anyway we at Simple Justice wouldn’t dream of starting this New year without properly saying goodbye to 2024.

Time for The SJ Year In Review!

Your humble humorist decided to embrace the modern age and use AI to assist in the penning of this post. Before anyone gets upset, I had a really difficult time defining this year in one word. So I enlisted the services of X’s Grok, Google’s Gemini and Meta AI. Here were the results: Continue reading →

There is probably no political operative more fun to watch than James Carville, talking in his twang, using normal-people words, and saying things that others lack the guts to say. The baseball cap and sweatshirt don’t hurt either. No fancy-pants outfit for Jimbo to lend him credibility. Nosirreebob. But as fun and likeable as he may be, does that make him right?

I’ve been going over this in my head for the past two months, all the variables, all the what-ifs, all the questions about Joe Biden’s re-election decisions and what kind of Democrat or message might have worked against Donald Trump. I keep coming back to the same thing. We lost for one very simple reason: It was, it is and it always will be the economy, stupid.

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My pal Carl, who has attracted a very substantial following on the ex-twitters by being brutally fair and reasonable, has made surviving the ordinary routine of life in New York City into a running joke.

After the recent subway tragedy of a woman being set on fire, following the acquittal of Daniel Penny, many have asserted that New York has become a hellscape of violence and lawlessness. It’s not true. Indeed, New York is remarkably safe as cities go, and far safer than it was a generation ago. The murder rate is stunningly low. That’s the data, no matter what the images show. Continue reading →

I’ve never understood New Years resolutions. If you want to change something about your life, change it. What does the New Year have to do with anything? Others have explained to me that it’s just a device, an objective, external measuring line to start something that you want to do, believe you should do, but just can’t muster the strength, courage or grit to get done. So there you are, a line on the calendar to convince yourself that you’re going to give it a try.

As we close out 2024, yet another year that turned out more interesting (in the sense of old Chinese proverbs) than desired, have you resolved anything? Is there anything you want to change? Is there anything you think we, as a society, need to change? Continue reading →

It was once a hell of a town. It’s now broke. Myriad forces contributed to Chicago’s state of affairs, not the least of which is the city council’s refusal to confront its reality and do something about it, like raise taxes through the roof to pay for its profligate spending. But the kicker is that the can once down the road is now in their face, and no amount of praying or pretending is going to make the can go away. The can? Public employee pensions.

The Windy City’s woes are the product of decades of fiscal profligacy and a cautionary tale to policymakers in every region and at every level of government: Retirement benefits are like free junk food to politicians — everyone loves them, and the bills don’t arrive until later. They can be ruinous for a city’s long-term fiscal health.

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The restaurant business is notorious for failure. For the few able to fill every seat and charge exorbitant prices, the business model works. Same with fast food chains, whose business model is down to a science. But for a restauranteur like Yannick Benjamin, whose restaurant Contento was excellent, it seems the notion of business model was never considered.

After more than three years of service, during which The New York Times ranked us twice among the 100 Best Restaurants in New York City and the Michelin Guide gave me its sommelier award, I had to say goodbye to my talented staff and lifelong dream of owning a restaurant. The combination of inflation, rising crime that required us to pay for security guards and declining profits simply proved insurmountable.

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To be fair, there is schadenfreude aplenty to be enjoyed from the sidelines of the battle brewing between The DOGE twins, Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, and the Trump-loving MAGA America First base. After all, the latter has no need for H-1B visas for “skilled immigrants,” because they’re not immigrants. But are they skilled?

This conflict is now roiling the Republican Party. Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy are dynamists. They want to welcome talented immigrants to the American economy for the same reason the New York Mets are spending over $700 million to sign Juan Soto. You could field a team with all native-born players, but you couldn’t hope to compete with the best in the world.

To say it’s roiling the Republican Party is to raise hoary questions about whether a Republican Party still exists. This ain’t Ronny Reagan’s Republicans. Continue reading →

Hello everyone! It’s your humble humorist ceasing work on the Year in Review for a small housekeeping note. Several people have reached out to me after the disappointing end to the UT/Ohio State game last Saturday. Some were nice. Some were not.

To those who seemed sincerely worried, I’m fine. I’ve lived through Kiffin, Dooley, Butch Jones and “McDonalds’ Bags” Pruitt. A ten win season is heaven for me.

Was the game in Columbus what I wanted to happen? Of course not. And Ohio State’s a very game, very potential national championship team. This unpleasantness was always a possibility.

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Retired Judge Nancy Gertner and Joel Cohen raise the alarm about the potential shift in the 94  United States Attorneys offices across the country from independent entities to weapons of partisan retribution.

President-elect Trump recently threatened to lock up political foes, like Liz Cheney, as well as members of Congress who investigated his role in the Jan. 6 attack. “For what they did,” he said, “honestly, they should go to jail.”

On the campaign trail, Mr. Trump said repeatedly that he would encourage the Justice Department and the F.B.I. to go after his enemies. His picks for attorney general (Pam Bondi) and F.B.I. director (Kash Patel) have echoed these remarks. Mr. Patel even compiled an enemies list, which includes Christopher Wray and retired Gen. Mark Milley.

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The tradition continues. Merry Christmas, everyone.