The Exploitabilty of the Slackoisie

You’re one of the lucky few. Fresh out of law school and employed. Not just employed, but employed and getting a decent salary. You’re happy. Your parents are thrilled, hoping you will someday move out of the basement.  The world is your oyster. Then two weeks in, not having been given that corner office you felt certain you deserved, your magical world comes tumbling down around you.

And you must ask yourself the hard question: Are you exploited?

At Above the Law, Shannon Achimalbe* explains what that means.

But for some of you, things will not turn out the way you expected. You’re not given the raises and bonuses you were promised. You go to meaningless court hearings. Your boss angered a judge so he sent you to court to endure the judge’s wrath. Your assignments seem like glorified document review looking for obscure keywords in 15-sentence paragraphs. In sum, you feel overworked and underappreciated. Continue reading →

Or Else

Since the legal system has proven its remarkable ability to run like a well-oiled machine, at least when it comes to assuring that the accused be convicted, why not fix whatever problems remain by constructing yet another Rube Goldberg machine?  That’s what Tina Rosenberg proposes in a New York Times op-ed.

Cash-register justice incarcerates or keeps on probation many people who are not dangerous, just poor. And taxpayers are being abused by legislators who keep heaping fees on offenders. The lawmakers are not considering the enormous cost of jailing those who can’t pay, the cost of collecting their debts, or the cost to society of turning a civil violator into an incarcerated criminal.

By “cash-register justice,” Rosenberg means fines, plus penalties, plus interest, plus whatever additional amounts get tossed in because government wants moolah and law-breakers have no champions to call bullshit and advocate against the piling on of more and more dollars, all of which add up to insurmountable sums that crush poor people and make it impossible for them to get out from under the costs levied by the system.  And if you don’t see it in your neighborhood, you can take a look at how it worked in Ferguson, Missouri.

Rosenberg proposed the adoption of the European model, where fines are proportionate to income. Continue reading →

First They Came For The College Students

But your children aren’t in college yet, so you did nothing.  It may be trite to fall back on Martin Niemöller, but the fact remains that it’s hard to muster much concern for problems that don’t touch your little world. And now, the train is coming full throttle for your little darlings.

From the ally-prince of sad anecdotes, Tyler Kingkade:

When her daughter stopped attending class at Garfield High School in Seattle, she was suffering nightmares about being attacked. This hadn’t happened before she took an overnight November 2012 high school field trip, when she says a classmate raped and sodomized her.

Warkov complained to the U.S. Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights that the school district botched the handling and fallout of her daughter’s case, and federal officials are currently investigating what happened to uncover possible Title IX violations.

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Into The Valley of Life Rode the 6000 Prisoners

Backing them up for about the past year, the United States Bureau of Prisons is about to cut them loose. The number given is 6,000, all prisoners whose time was prolonged in the name of crack exceptionalism, which only made sense to people who accepted the premise that longer is better, no matter what.

One day, the United States Sentencing Commission came down off its high and realized their numbers were crazy and even their friends and admirers no longer wanted to pay for its incarceration addiction.  So, they agreed to let them go, but kick the actual can down the road until they could find some plausible deniability.  The day is finally coming. The exodus will be televised. October 30th to November 1st.

Dara Lind at Vox offers a ‘splainer on the release, though its more of an ‘scuser than anything else.

Yes, 6,000 is more prisoners than the federal government has ever released early at once before. Typically, the federal government releases 55,000 prisoners a year — so the prisoner release at the end of this month is doing in a few days what the government typically does in about five weeks. (Unsurprisingly, federal releases are only a fraction of all prisoner releases: 10,000 people are let out of prison in the US every week, but most of those are state prisoners.) Continue reading →

Skin Beating (Or What I Learned From Buddy Rich)

By the time my cartoons were interrupted by some old guy saying President Kennedy was shot in Dallas on the black and white TV, my fascination with percussion was already well-established. I was pounding on upside-down coffee cans with pencils, pissed that death interfered with my fun.

So when I learned that my high school hero, Buddy Rich, would be playing at a club on Route 35, there was no way in hell I was going to miss seeing him in person. Other people had pictures of cars or older women on their bedroom walls. I had a picture of Buddy Rich.  Don’t judge me.

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Cows and Cop Haters

Red Wing, Minnesota is a pretty quiet place.  The Republican Eagle had a story of cows walking down Main Street. Holsteins, to be specific.

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Red Wing police respond to a report of Holstein cows wandering Main Street on Wednesday night. (Photo by Jeff Chandler of Red Wing)

But they take disorder seriously in Red Wing, and really appreciate the work of their law enforcement officers in keeping cows in line.  So the City Council decided that it was time to make their love matter with a hard-hitting resolution to back up their cow-herders boys in blue. Continue reading →

Legal Tech: Winners Don’t Whine

It’s not that lawyers are anti-technology, it’s that they are anti-bullshit.

— Keith Lee

There are tons of people who show up for tons of legal tech conferences with tons of superlatives about their baby.  You will never meet a thinner-skinned crowd. They hang out with each other, praising the living crap out of their respective start-ups in the vain hope that if they lie to each other, magic will happen.

It won’t.  Worse still, the last thing these budding legal tech entrepreneurs need is to waste their time giving each other tummy rubs, as that’s why it won’t.

Carolyn Elefant, no meanie (like me) when it comes to the potential of technology in the law, calls ’em out. Continue reading →

Cross: Judge Richard Kopf on Cops Who Lie

Oct. 6, 2015 (Mimesis Law) — Ed. Note: Scott Greenfield “crosses” Senior United States District Court Judge Richard G. Kopf about the impact of video on the judiciary’s realization that the historically trustworthy police officer isn’t always so trustworthy.

Judge Kopf:

Three caveats:

I can’t speak for other judges.

I am old. Younger judges are far more likely to be skeptical of the police than those of us who grew up with the mythology of the 1950s.

As a federal judge, and save for interdiction stops on the Interstate highways involving a bunch of dope and the Nebraska State Patrol (that uses in-camera video), most of my cases are not dependent upon the credibility of one cop. Moreover, my motions to suppress are first heard by a tough and experienced Magistrate Judge, so I make fewer credibility determinations than you might expect.

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Q. Ten years ago, in the typical one-on-one swearing contest between cop and defendant, what were the chances the defendant would prevail?

A. The cop would normally prevail. By the way, I seldom saw defendant’s take the stand and testify under oath. Thus, I infrequently saw “the typical one-on-one swearing contest.”

Q. To what do you attribute the fact that defendants didn’t testify at suppression hearing?

A. Probably, the failure of defendants to testify at suppression hearings was motivated by defense counsel’s fear that such testimony could later be used to enhance the defendant’s sentence if the defendant was found to have lied. Moreover, such testimony might cause the government to refrain from offering a cooperation plea agreement later on. Finally, counsel may have believed that a trial would take place even if the suppression motion failed and thus exposing the defendant to cross-examination prior to trial was not worth the risk that such testimony could be used during the trial. In this regard, defense counsel instinctively (and properly) fear exposing defendants to the rigors of cross-examination unless absolutely critical.

Q. In the past few years, having seen videos proving that cops lie, can be abusive, shoot without justification, has this changed the equation?

A. Yes. It has changed my perspective, particularly when I deal with a local cop from a small police force. Overall, I am generally more skeptical.

Q. Do judges view the credibility determination as a matter of going with the odds?

A. To a degree, I view credibility determinations as going with the odds. But, and this is important, I have always known enough about life and probabilities not to rely too heavily on “odds,” and this is particularly true now after the recent events to which you have referred.

Q. What will it take for judges to believe that police are not always the paragons of virtue they claim to be?

A.  At least for me, that realization has hit me hard rather late in life. As you have noted above, the events of the past few years, captured on video, are powerful proof that cops can be remarkable con artists.

Q. What can the defense do today when there is no video to prove misconduct or abuse has occurred?

A. Dive deep into the facts. Give me as much of the background facts as you can. The more the better. Get me information about the defendant and his or her background. Same with the cop. Try to put me at the scene.

While it is dangerous, think hard about putting your client on the stand.

Q. Given that police are almost invariably more experienced and well-trained at testifying, while defendants may well have a less than savory background, what can a “dirty” defendant do when a pristine cop, who claims to have “no motive to lie,” lies?

 As I have said, the more I know about the background facts the more I can evaluate the likelihood that a “pristine” cop is lying. For example, assuming a “dirty” defendant does not testify, if the claim is that there was no consent to search the auto, and it was a cold and snowy day with the wind blowing hard out of the north, and the cop failed to obtain written consent or make an audio or video recording of the oral consent, then the “pristine” cop’s assertion that the defendant consented becomes suspicious, at the very least. As in other things, context is often critical.

Q. If you believe that a police officer or agent has lied under oath in your courtroom, is it sufficient that the prosecution lose the point or should the officer face more severe sanctions? If so, what?

A. No it is sure as hell is not sufficient. A cop who lies should be subjected to a perjury prosecution. I should be the one to publicly refer the matter to the prosecutor. Furthermore, I would not hesitate to publicly “ban” such a cop from ever appearing before me again.

Ten Favs From The Bill of Rights

Within seconds of the Umpqua Community College killings, the same calls rang out for gun control under the mantra, “this must stop.” Jess Gabel Cino asked whether we can finally stop the debating, a rhetorical question if ever there was one.  Across the nation, people manned their usual battle stations for the same fight that follows every tragedy involving guns, but particularly mass school shootings.

As a New Yorker, I have the typical city slicker’s distaste for guns. I don’t have one. I don’t want one. I am not a fan of guns. No need to explain why I’m wrong. It’s my choice, and, unlike so many people on so many issues, I do not fancy myself the arbiter of right and wrong for everyone else. Indeed, the arguments over guns have been enunciated ad nauseam. The battle lines are as clearly drawn as they could possibly be.

But when I expressed a sentiment that, whether those of us who have no desire to hold cold steel in our hands like it or not, the Supreme Court has held the right to keep and bear arms is a fundamental individual right in D.C. v. Heller, the backlash surprised me.  I was immediately “unfollowed” on the twitters by a big bunch of people who deeply favor some constitutional rights and deeply hate others. Continue reading →

First Monday, And Free Speech Heresy

Today is the First Monday in October, when law profs and lawyers obsess over what nine old guys and gals have to say about the law, even though little of it ever filters down to the trial courtrooms where real people’s lives are laid to waste.  And in honor of the day, First Amendment scholar Ronald K.L. Collins has given up his soapbox at Concurring Opinions to another prawf, Joel Gora of Brooklyn Law School.

Notably, there aren’t a lot of law professors willing to stand up for the very unpopular view these days that free speech is a sufficiently worthy concept that it should not be reinvented whenever hurt feelings are at risk.  I’ve been told by more than a few professors that they would really like to speak out about some of their colleagues, and their flagrant distortion of the law in support of their advocacy, but fear that the climate in the Academy would result in their being ostracized.

I’m not sympathetic to their concerns, as remaining silent in the face of faux scholars spewing phony analysis is how people become stupider.  On the other had, when a prawf shows the fortitude to show intellectual honesty, even when it’s contrary to their political leanings, it should be noted and appreciated. This is particularly important at a time when law schools and gaggles of prawfs happily don hot pants to sell their wares to an unsuspecting public.

Gora has the guts to call bullshit. That makes his words worthy of note, as he is an unabashed supporter of the First Amendment. Continue reading →