Monthly Archives: August 2020

Biden’s Empathy, But Not For You

Remember that part of Joe Biden’s acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention where he recalled his having been falsely accused of sexual assault by Tara Reade, and acknowledged the error of his long-standing support for the Title IX sex police on campus dedicated to denying male students of the opportunity to defend themselves, to have at least minimal due process when accused of heinous offense, now that he, himself, had suffered the same and survived it because he enjoyed the opportunity to challenge his accuser?

No, of course you don’t, because it didn’t happen. Continue reading

Irrational Numbers: Charting Discriminatory Voting

Sergio Peçanha is what the Washington Post calls a “visual columnist,” meaning that he puts together charts and graphs to make his point. Whether you’re a charts and graphs kinda person or not, these can often be very persuasive devices to visualize a problem that the mind dismisses. As with any device, visual or rhetorical, it works for those for whom it works and is just another way to make a point.

But while the emphasis is on the visuals, it can also cause people to miss the fact that the point itself is fundamentally nonsensical or wrong. When that happens, focus on the graphs can help to clarify the significance of a point that goes without scrutiny, a point like this one: Continue reading

Seaton: In Memoriam, Stu Baker’s Career

Dear readers, we gather this week to mourn the death of Stuart Baker’s career.

Baker was until recently a voice actor on the Adult Swim cartoon “Squidbillies,” and booked musical acts as “Unknown Hinson,” where he sings “his own hilariously politically incorrect songs” while dressed like “Dracula’s nasty little brother.”*

His career death came last week when he did something no one with a soul, and no red-blooded redneck, could tolerate: he spoke ill of Dolly Parton. Continue reading

Yale Catches Braasch In Its “22”

Maybe she was right to be scared, since she was the only student living on a floor when she found a random person asleep in the common room. Maybe she was hypersensitive, irrationally frightened by her discovery. Either way, Sarah Braasch has been hung out to dry in one of the early “Karen” myths that have wound their way into irrefutable reality when she was identified as the white woman in the “sleeping while black” scandal at Yale.

Since then, she’s sought the Yale police body cam video to prove that her concerns weren’t racial. The issue isn’t whether the video will prove her right or wrong, victim or Karen. The issue is that she’s fought to get the video released, and to at least be in the position to vindicate herself as a scared student, maybe wrongly, but not a racist.

No dice, as the proposed order concludes. Continue reading

323,911 Accusations Amounting To What?

Following the repeal of New York Civil Rights Law 50-a and the court’s denial of union efforts to block disclosure, the New York Civil Liberty Union has released a database of everything, every complaint made to the Civilian Complaint Review Board since 1985. There are a lot.

The records released Thursday include all allegations of excessive force, abuse of authority, discourtesy and offensive language investigated by the review board though mid-July, as well as the board’s findings and any discipline that the police commissioner imposed. They do not include complaints under investigation by the review board or those investigated by the Police Department itself.

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A New Honorific In The Mx?

There was only one problem with the very woke adoration of “Latinx.” Hispanics didn’t want it, and no matter how passionately white saviors insisted it was for their own good, and they were just not woke enough to appreciate its glory, they weren’t buying. But just because the “x” factor didn’t fly there doesn’t mean it’s dead and gone. Oh no. It’s found a new target.

Maddie Luebbert teaches 9th grade English in a Philadelphia public school and, according to a recent NBC News report, is much admired by the students. As in most public schools, the teachers use “Mr.” or “Ms.” (and sometimes, “Mrs.”) as their title when addressed by students. Luebbert, 25, prefers “Mx.” (pronounced “mix”), a gender-neutral alternative to the usual titles. Luebbert herself identifies as “nonbinary” — which is to say neither male nor female.

Say what? Mx.

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California’s Uber Verschlimmbessern*

There was a reason it was called the “gig” economy. The industries it tapped weren’t new. There were taxis and hotel rooms long before Uber and Airbnb. But they saw an opportunity to tap into a new resource to feed into the industry that would allow these companies to bootstrap a digital platform to connect people who wanted a ride or a room to people who had a car and some free time, or a spare room or apartment, to connect, and they took a cut out of the middle for their service.

And if they didn’t feel like driving that day, or decided to sleep in the room that night themselves, they could, because they were free to do so. After all, it was just a “gig,” like a band doing a Friday night at the local pub. They didn’t have to show up and play again Saturday night. Continue reading

Short Take: The Magical Mailbox

It’s nothing new. We saw it when Trump denounced illegal aliens, and the Resistance discovered immigration. When they were reminded that this wasn’t a new thing, that President Obama was pretty big on deporting what were then known as illegal immigrants and none of them knew, no less gave a damn, the excuses gushed like blood from an artery. But that didn’t change the fact that this terrible thing had been happening all along and they never cared before.

The outrage of the moment is the United States Postal Service. I use it. I appreciate it. I remember when we got two deliveries a day, when stamps were cheap and when a first class letter was sent one day and arrived the next.

But over the course of the past decade, the USPS has suffered as people stopped writing letters, paying bills by snail mail, and suffered competition. Postal boxes were disappearing, Costs were being cut. Services increasingly sucked and the cost of a stamp (that’s a little square thing that goes on the corner of an envelope) skyrocketed. Continue reading

The Floyd Question That Can’t Be Asked

This will surprise some people, but Derek Chauvin, the cop who has been widely deemed primarily responsible for the killing of George Floyd, has yet to be convicted of anything.  While Floyd has morphed from victim of police brutality to cultural icon, Chauvin awaits his fate, both as the putative killer of the icon, a fact that’s in significant medical doubt despite what people believe they saw, and as the embodiment of police racism.

Reason’s Robby Soave asked a question.

(Whispers): We still don’t actually know that racism was a motivating factor in the unjust killing of George Floyd.

Is it a bad question? An outrageous question? A, dare I say it, racist question? Jamelle Bouie of the New York Times explained. Continue reading

Tuesday Talk*: Bernie’s Next Election

For an old guy who had a heart attack, you have to give Bernie Sanders credit. He’s not just still standing, but he remains a player, along with his wild socialist ideas. As Bernie says, the ideas that would have been laughed out of the party a few years ago are not only being taken seriously, but are finding the cracks in the Democratic establishment as Biden recognizes that he needs the Bernie bros, the Warren identitarians, the youth vote, to beat back the Trump idiocracy.

Last night, Bernie got over 8 minutes of air time at the Democratic National (kinda) Convention.

He said the words, “we need Joe Biden.” But that’s only because the first step of the next election is to oust Darth Cheeto. But what about the second step? Continue reading