Former lawprof and author of The New Jim Crowe, Michelle Alexander, opens with the mandatory anecdote.

The first week on the job, one of my white co-workers, a middle-aged woman from rural Oregon, pulled me aside after she watched a group of rowdy white men, who had been rude and condescending to me throughout their meal, walk out the door without leaving a tip. “From now on, dear,” she said, “I’ll take the rednecks. Just pass ’em on to me.” This became a kind of joke between us — a wink and a nod before we switched tables — except it wasn’t funny. The risk that my race, not the quality of my work, would determine how much I was paid for my services was ever-present.

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The rotisserie chicken at Costco is legend. For $5, you get a delicious bird. To eat, I mean. Not to give to the kids as a beloved pet. Not to cuddle. Not to take on long walks in the park. To eat. We eat the chickens. And they are delicious. Want to know about their life before they get put on a spit?

But an animal rights group called Mercy for Animals recently sent an investigator under cover to work on a farm in Nebraska that produces millions of these chickens for Costco, and customers might lose their appetite if they saw inside a chicken barn.

“It’s dimly lit, with chicken poop all over,” said the worker, who also secretly shot video there. “It’s like a hot humid cloud of ammonia and poop mixed together.”

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Today’s an interesting day for your humble humorist. It’s the Big Game, and for a second year my team, the New England Patriots, isn’t playing.

This year my team didn’t even make the playoffs. Hell, the Pats didn’t even have a winning record this year. We kind of sucked.

So who do I want to see win today? What I want to happen and what I think will happen are two entirely different outcomes. I’d love nothing more than to see Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs make today the last stop on the Tom Brady Retirement Tour. Continue reading →

There are many lessons worth remembering from World War II, though it’s unclear whether they will be remembered or they will be remembered for the right reasons. Some of those lessons are about how a nation spiraled into hatred and the nadir of immorality. Others are about how a world, after beating that warmongering nation, allowed it to take a path back into society.

As a boomer whose father fought the Nazis in the Ardennes Forest and freed a concentration camp, and as a Jew, this is not an emotionless subject for me. I was raised to Never Forget, and I can’t and won’t. When I went to Germany in the summer of ’79, I looked at every old man and wondered what he did in the war. But I couldn’t hate Germany or Germans. I chose to let it go. Continue reading →

Not that it’s surprising, per se, that President Biden has chosen not to ask the ABA to rate his judicial nominees. After all, it’s barely a shell of its former legacy self, having lost most of its members and carrying no sway in the legal profession. But that wasn’t the reason Biden decided not to have his judicial nominees vetted. The contention is that the ABA is just too conservative to be fair to his “diverse” appointees.

Paige Herwig, who focuses on judicial nominations for the White House Counsel’s Office, said in an interview that the administration valued the bar group’s input before senators vote. But, she said, the White House also believes it will have a freer hand to consider a wide range of nominees if the group does not wield prenomination veto power. Continue reading →

The joke around my college campus was that the reason all the buildings on the engineering quad were different colors was so that engineers would know which building to go to, since they couldn’t read the names on the buildings. We were so funny.

But education, like politics and fashion, keeps moving the hemlines up and down so they have something new to say, the last big idea, the one that would fix everything, having failed miserably, will finally be fixed by the next big idea. Plus, it gives wannabe Ph.D.’s something to write their dissertation about. The solution they came up with was STEM. Learn to code and the future is yours, they told padawans. But, of course, it wasn’t that simple. Continue reading →

I don’t like to start these off with a negative tone, but let’s face it. Jen Psaki is the drizzling shits as White House Press Secretary. She’s boring, dull, and as engaging as drying paint.

I propose a bold solution. Replace Jen Psaki with Luis Fernandez-Gil.

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The argument was that she was saying all this crazy, false, ridiculous, violent stuff before she was elected to Congress, so what right does anyone have to deprive her constituents in Georgia’s 14th Congressional District of their duly elected representative? They elected her despite the crazy. My thought was that they elected her because of the crazy. It’s a sign of the times. “Interesting” times, as the curse goes.

After the Republican caucus decided not only to take no action in regard to Marjorie Taylor Greene, the best thing to happen to the Democrats since Trump, but for a not insignificant portion to give a standing O to this rep whose view well-known lefty Mitch McConnell called “loony lies and conspiracy theories,” a “cancer” on the Republican party, the full House voted to strip her of committee assignments. Continue reading →

It’s a nifty feature, that a police body cam can capture 60 seconds of video before it’s turned on. It’s because of that feature that video exists of former 19-year Columbus Police Officer Adam Coy shooting, killing, 47-year-old Andre Hill. Without it, the only thing anyone would have known about the killing is what Coy told them. He probably would not have told them he shot without reason, he shot too soon, he shot because, well, he just did.

Coy was responding to reports of a vehicle being continuously restarted when he encountered Hill coming out of a garage in the early morning hours. Hill, who was holding a cell phone in his left hand and whose right hand was not visible, was shot several times seconds after the two saw each other.

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It’s not as if Florida is the first state to believe that it can exercise its authority to tell the internet how to behave. California was there long before Governor Ron DeSantis even thought he had the power to proclaim himself the ruler of the web. But he’s on top of it now.

.@GovRonDeSantis: "Under our proposal, if a technology company de-platforms a candidate for elected office in Florida during an election that company will face a daily fine of $100k until the candidate's access to the platform is restored." 3/ pic.twitter.com/jCceBB8zsk

— The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸 (@ColumbiaBugle) February 2, 2021

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