Ed. Note: Chris Halkides has been kind enough to try to make us lawyers smarter by dumbing down science enough that we have a small chance of understanding how it’s being used to wrongfully convict and, in some cases, execute defendants. Chris graduated from the University of Wisconsin-Madison with a Ph.D. in biochemistry, and teaches biochemistry, organic chemistry, and forensic chemistry at the University of North Carolina, Wilmington.

In July, 2020 a fire reduced the USS Bonhomme Richard to scrap, costing the Navy over a billion dollars. The navy’s investigation showed that there were failures at many levels of command. Yet, against the advice of one of its own judges, the Navy is trying Seaman Ryan Mays. Continue reading →

President Biden, in the midst of inflation, potential recession and a stock market that will make you sad, twitted what might appear to be a surprising, and silly, position.

It's time we ban assault weapons in this country.

— President Biden (@POTUS) September 24, 2022

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Most of the time, people consider involving insurance companies in police action when it comes to cops covering their own losses in § 1983 cases. This arose as an unfortunate collateral error by those seeking to eliminate qualified immunity, who harped on cops “getting away with it” because of QI, which was extrapolated to losses being paid by the municipalities or insurance. That’s the cost of exaggerating and dissembling, but I digest.

There is another time when insurance comes into play, as reflected in a Washington Post  “Investigation” that begins with the requisite anecdote. Continue reading →

The other day, someone twitted that baby lawyers shouldn’t suffer abuse at work, and if they are abused, should find a healthier place to work. This was an utterly banal expression, but for one thing. What’s “abuse” mean? Was it the obvious, physical violence, racial epithets, throwing items and personal insults, or was it criticizing poor work without sandwiching it between compliments? Was anything short of a tummy rub abusive? Was it like rape, whatever the “survivor” says it is?

Some reactions were somewhat informative, including yelling and screaming as “abuse,” but others reacted with unsurprising outrage, that only an abuser would not know what “abuse” means, proving yet again that no amount of education can fix stupid. But I digress. Continue reading →

Every once in a while, a video appears that serves as a sort of litmus test of one’s perspective toward police, teens, school and the use of force. The video of School Resource Officer Tyler McRae and 18-year-old high school student Tauris Sledge is one such video.

JUST IN: Body camera footage from an incident involving an SRO arresting a student at East Ridge High School has been released by the Hamilton County Sheriff's Office.

WARNING FOUL LANGUAGE: Here's a clip from the footage that's over an hour long. More: https://t.co/eP0zQopQon pic.twitter.com/n2TgxwNsM1

— WTVC NewsChannel 9 (@newschannelnine) September 22, 2022

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It’s that special time of year again in Knoxville. The time when loyal Vols fans get their bail funds ready and select the proper bottle of mustard to sneak into Neyland Stadium. Trash talking’s been heavy since Sunday morning and Rocky Top’s favored by 6.5 points.

Tomorrow, dear readers, is Florida day. The day when my beloved Vols take on the University of Florida Gators in the hallowed halls of Neyland Stadium in Knoxville. Continue reading →

In most federal district courts, your case gets (figuratively) tossed into the wheel and you pull the judge who comes up. The odds can play out a bit differently in smaller districts and outlier courthouses, where only a few judges are bold enough to tread. For the most part, you file and live with the luck of the draw.

This is one of the points I’ve raised when reformers argue for judges plucked from the ranks of public defenders (but not private criminal defense lawyers, who defend icky people) or judges of various shades of pale. The point is that you don’t end up with some homogenized federal judiciary, where the courts are some common denominator of the various perspectives, experiences and biases of federal judges. A right wing and a left wing judge don’t produce two moderate judges. They produce two judges who might give wildly different decisions on the same set of facts. Is that what will “fix” the judiciary? Continue reading →

That Trump lied about, inflated, grossly exaggserated the value of his holding and hence his claimed net worth surprised no one with any knowledge of who he was.* That New York Attorney General Tish James took three plus years to figure this out is sad. But then, James needed more than to know the obvious. She needed to gather evidence of it, to prove it, and then she could use her offices as chief civil legal officer of New York to flex her limited corporate oversight muscles. And now she has, even coming up with her own cute catch phrase.

This isn’t the Art of the Deal. It’s the Art of the Steal.** Continue reading →

It’s impossible not to notice that a lot of people, particularly young people, are suffering from anxiety and/or depression, which gives rise to the argument that we are in the midst of an epidemic of some sort of psychological epidemic, so much so that primary care physicians are now admonished to screen patients under the age of 65. Are we?

One argument proffered is that this isn’t a crisis of mental health at all, but an entirely proper reaction to what’s happening in our world. Continue reading →

A friend of mine brought up a business a while back and asked what I thought. I never heard of it, but its model was to provide women with stylists who would find clothing for customers’ specific body types and ‘tude and send them in the mail once a month. One overarching theme was that apparently no one wanted to get off the couch to do anything for themselves, from trying on clothing to test-driving a car. Would they pay to have someone chew their food for them because it was too much trouble? But I digest. Continue reading →