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Help Misha Protect Ukraine

My German son, David Meyer-Lindenberg, whose writings you’ve seen here and at Fault Lines, and who was my editor here for years before Beth, has been busy over the past six weeks doing what he could to save the life of his best friend, Misha. I’ll let David explain.

Let me tell you about my best friend, Mykhailo – Misha – who’s fighting for his life and the freedom of his country, Ukraine. We met in 2018, when we worked together in Washington, D.C. I assumed he’d pursue a career in the States, but he told me he wanted to go back to Ukraine, that his country needed him.

When Russia invaded Ukraine, Misha put down his smartphone and picked up a rifle. Continue reading →

Short Take: Just A Little Joint on First Street

I’m reliably informed that it’s just a tiny little dive, the sort of place that runs out of food when more people show up than expected or where something in the kitchen breaks and  it has to close the doors. If you don’t care for that sort of treatment, then the First Street Restaurant isn’t for you.

Charlene Towe claims management at First Street would not book an event for her friend, Nora Potts, despite hosting a similar event for them the week prior. In a social media post that has gone viral, Potts claims they wanted to make the event a weekly occurrence, but that request was denied due in part to an employee feeling “uncomfortable.” Continue reading →

Paid To Be There (Update)

It’s hard to say whether there was some prior warning that this might happen. Did Georgia State English prof Carissa Gray tell her students that they either got to class on time or shouldn’t bother showing up? Had she warned them that if they came in late, they would be told to leave? Had late arrivals disrupted her classes too many times for her to tolerate?

Or was she just a needlessly mean scold who outrageously over-reacted? Continue reading →

Punch A [This space intentionally left blank]

Whether we call it irony or hypocrisy, it’s who “we” are today.

More than half of those surveyed in a new poll said the comedian was in the wrong when he joked about Jada Pinkett Smith’s shaved head at the Oscars — and do not fault actor Will Smith for smacking him on camera.

The Blue Rose Research poll found that 52.3% of people blamed Rock for the incident, compared to 47.7% who said Smith was out of line, according to a report published by Mediaite.com on Tuesday.

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Seaton: My Liveblog of “Jackass Forever”

Hello all you beautiful people! Yes, it’s still me, but I’m feeling quite chipper this week as I’m finally on vacation for the first time in months. Real vacation. Not having to be nice to in-laws, not having to take the kids to various destination spots—I get to do shit that I want to do.

So naturally after catching up on some sleep, I decided to watch a movie I’d never have an interest in seeing otherwise. Paramount Plus, which I got a subscription for the Halo TV series, apparently has Johnny Knoxville’s latest cinematic endeavor, “Jackass Forever,” on the platform, so this week I’m going to share my notes with you while I watch it.

There will be SPOILERS aplenty, so stop reading now if you want to actually watch this.* Otherwise, read on. I’m subjecting myself to this abuse for you people. Continue reading →

The Wobbling Role Of A Defendant’s Racist Slurs

Doing a probation check at Rosa Adriana Araujo’s house was neither fun nor routine. Araujo didn’t take kindly to it and had an extremely bad reaction, whether the probationer was her brother or her. And she let it be known.

Detectives Stewart and Teixeira attempted to put Araujo’s hands behind her back to handcuff and arrest her and she resisted, trying to twist out of their grasp and saying to Stewart, “Fuck you n****r.” She continued to resist after being handcuffed, turning her body from left to right, squeezing the officers’ fingers, spitting on them, stomping on their feet, and at one point grabbing Stewart’s crotch. She called Stewart “n****r” more than 30 times, called him a “porch monkey” several times, and told him he “needed to go back to Africa.” Continue reading →

The Conflict Of A Legal(ish) Education

At Volokh Conspiracy, Will Baude brought up the coming “reforms” to the Multistate Bar Exam of eliminating four of the 12 subjects to be tested, conflict of laws, family law, trusts and estates, and secured transactions. Will asks whether conflicts will exist as a course of study after being excised from the MBE.

Many transactions and incidents involve at least glancing contact with multiple jurisdictions, and the legal principles for what state can govern those transactions are not at all intuitive. (See this earlier post on this year’s Supreme Court conflicts case.) Indeed, my experience is that lawyers who have no knowledge of the field of conflict of laws often do not even know that they have encountered a conflict of laws question.

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Welcome Back, Junk Science (As If It Were Ever Really Gone)

Culminating in the report of the National Academy of Sciences in 2009, it was clear that most forensic science had little to do with science. And if this wasn’t sufficient, the results were more vigorously restated in the 2016 President’s Council of Advisers on Science and Technology, or PCAST, report. Not that Garland’s DoJ cares much about it.

So what are the chances that law enforcement, prosecutors, judges, have learned anything about junk science, such as it not being science, not being reliable, not being admissible in court and not using it to convict people because, well, it’s crap? Not much. Continue reading →

Judge Carter Says The Obvious Out Loud

The issue at hand, the only issue, was whether John Eastman would be compelled to produce emails relating to his involvement with Trump’s trying to remain in office despite having lost an election. Eastman argued that the emails were protected as either privileged communications or work product. The January 6 Commission argued that they were discoverable under the “crime/fraud exception.”

Judge David Carter seized the opportunity to say the obvious out loud. Continue reading →

Wristwatches And Executive Orders

There was a time when you needed to wear a wristwatch because that was how you knew what time it was. That was back when being on time wasn’t a white supremacist trait, and was simultaneously appreciated and admired. It was a time when everyone didn’t walk around with a computer in their pocket that told them the time, and could also be used to make telephone calls, before people realized they wanted no actual human interaction.

Outside of olds and some odd folks who appreciated the mechanical marvel and beauty of a wristwatch, who needed a watch anymore? Continue reading →